Boston!

Located on the Atlantic coast of the northeastern part of the United States, it is the capital and largest city of Massachusetts.

Deadpool pushes the door open and enters, a church being renovated, strewn with scaffolding and plastic wrap to keep the dust out. Russell walked in with a confused look on his face, and after Deadpool closed the door, he reopened the door.

Nothing, ordinary street night, no longer the lights of New York.

"Wade, how did you do that?"

Russell knew that Deadpool could break the fourth wall, had the ability to enter other worlds, and could even choke comic book editors by the neck and threaten them with knives, but he had no clue about the specifics.

In the second part of the [Deadpool] movie series, there are some explanations for Deadpool's ability to travel through time, he steals the time watch of the cable and goes back in time to save his girlfriend.

But in the Easter egg, Deadpool travels not only through time, but also into other worlds, as well as breaking the fourth wall and taking out the Canadians who are preparing to play Green Lantern.

That is, himself!

As he prepares for the time-trip, Russell is engrossed in seeing the details of Deadpool's entry into other worlds.

As a result, this cargo is more perfunctory than his system when it crosses, at least the system will make his eyes dark, Deadpool finds a random door on the street, pushes it open, and enters another world.

"It's just going to travel through the world, it's as easy for me as it is to eat and drink, there's nothing to explain." It's rare to pretend to be forced back in front of Russell, and Deadpool looks very arrogant.

"100,000 US dollars!"

"Becoming ......"

Deadpool was about to say yes, when he suddenly remembered that Russell was not short of money, and coughed lightly: "Man, the principle of traveling through the world is very complicated, and it is difficult to explain it with a hundred thousand dollars." It's not as good as this, I won't take advantage of you, 200,000 US dollars will not be counteroffered, and the last time I borrowed your money in the casino, it was written off. ”

Russell snorted coldly: "Fifty thousand dollars!" ”

"Wait, is your price reversed?"

"Twenty thousand dollars!"

"Stop, don't continue to report, 20,000 is already very high." Finding that Russell didn't eat his own set, Deadpool hurriedly shouted to stop.

"Now tell me how you did it."

Deadpool snorted twice, dissatisfied with Russell's door-slamming behavior: "You should ask the sand caricature who can't draw the proportions of his legs, he set me to do it, and I did it." ”

"So what?"

Deadpool shrugged, "So I don't know either!" ”

“……”

Russell was silent for a moment, then pulled out the Edman alloy knife behind his back: "Light up the weapon!" I don't know anything, and I dare to ask for 200,000 US dollars, if I don't cut you into slices, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep at night. ”

"Man, I'm just kidding, with the friendship between us, how can I really cheat you out of 200,000 US dollars." Deadpool took two steps back, knocked down the statue of the cross on the wall, hurriedly straightened it, and pointed to Jesus above: "Russell, this is the church, quickly put away the knife, your leader is watching you." ”

"He's not my leader."

Russell approached step by step, blocking Deadpool in the corner with no way to escape.

Just when the two sand sculptures were entertaining themselves and having fun every day, an untraceable voice sounded from the corner of the church.

"Get out! This is the land of demons! ”

"I am the messenger of the devil, and in the name of the son of the devil, I command you to leave my territory!"

“……”X2

Russell blinked and looked at Deadpool: "Teleport, he's a Nightcrawler!?" ”

"That's right!"

"Why here, I thought you would take me directly to the Gifted Youth Academy."

"Because we're adults, we're past the best age to go to school, and the bald heads won't be able to see us."

"Speak human words!"

"Well, we're not mutants, and we won't be welcome if we go there, so it's better to ......"

"Wait!"

Russell interrupted Deadpool, puzzled, "Aren't you a mutant?" I remember you were an X-Men for a while. ”

Deadpool shrugged and said aggrievedly, "They discriminated against me because I was an artificially created mutant. ”

"Get out! This is the land of demons! ”

"I am the messenger of the devil, in the name of the son of the devil......"

The conversation interjected into the deep dialogue of the Nightkin, but it did not affect Russell and Deadpool to continue to communicate: "Wade, are you afraid that your memory ** Professor reads, and then he is brain dead, and you ** Troopers chase and kill?" ”

"How is it possible, that's the plot of 'Deadpool slaughtering the Marvel Universe', it won't work here."

Russell still doesn't believe it, because the sand sculpture Deadpool he knows has a limited brain capacity and doesn't have such a long-term vision. The two looked at each other for a moment, and Deadpool raised his hand and said honestly, "Okay, I'll admit it, I can travel through the world and enter the plot, but there will be a little bit of a small error when it comes to controlling the timing nodes. ”

"I see, you can't!"

"Get out! This is the land of demons! ”

"I am the messenger of the devil, and I am the son of the devil ......"

The Nightcrawler's voice sounded again, or it never stopped, Russell couldn't bear it anymore, and complained: "Does this guy have no other lines, or is he just a repeater?" ”

Deadpool followed, "The second option is more likely, I don't know why, I often repeat a phrase over and over again." ”

"Get out! Here are the devil's ......."

Boom!

Russell searched for the sound and fired a shot in the head, and after screaming, the nightkin with dark blue skin and a tail that looked like a devil in hell fell to the ground.

Russell was very experienced in dealing with teleportation, and he pointed his gun at the Nightcrawler: "Boy, the cross is so conspicuous, but you say that this is the territory of the devil, as a warrior of the Lord, I can't listen to it anymore." ”

"Please don't kill me, I don't know anything......"

The Nightkin was shot in the arm, fell off the roof of the house, and faced the muzzle of the black hole, forgetting that he had the ability to teleport, and curled up on the ground shivering.

It turns out that appearance and personality are completely different things, don't look at the fact that Nightcrawlers can pretend to be visitors to Hell without makeup, in fact, they are very timid, and they can even be said to be afraid of contact with humans.

Russell put away the sand eagle, took out the sapphire cross necklace, and said through the mask urn: "Lost child, you don't need to be afraid, we are not good...... Villain. ”

Sou!

Deadpool snatched the cross necklace from Russell's hand and said in shock: "Man, you lied to me again, there are such high-end goods, and you say that you haven't seen God!" ”

"If you haven't seen it, you haven't seen it."

Russell took back the necklace, a pair of wings of light spread out behind his back, met the nightcrawler's pious gaze, reached out and stroked him, and in an instant, all the wounds were healed.

Light Wing + Cross + Holy Light Heal, Nightkin didn't say a word, and immediately knelt down under Russell's special effects: "Lord, I'm guilty!" ”

Yes, the road is wide!

Russell nodded with satisfaction, put away his light wings, and said amiably: "Child, tell me your sins, and the Lord will definitely forgive you......"

"Vomit~~~ It's so disgusting, I'm throwing up in the mask again."

Boom!

Russell shot the head of the sand sculpture, and when he looked at the Nightcrawler, he regained his pleasant face: "Kid, let's continue, where did you just go?" ”

Nightcrawler: "......"

Thundered!!

Thunder swept outside the church, and the sudden thunder god was pushed open without warning, and two tall figures in black trench coats walked in.

"Masked man, put your gun down!"