Chapter 496: Three-Party Negotiation [Asking for a Monthly Pass, Asking for a Subscription]

The fragrance of catnip lingered in the main hall of the temple of Usa, and Grand Elder Attar sat cross-legged on a large stone chair above, surrounded by a large number of cats, lazily napping, their wet noses wrinkling from time to time.

The smell of catnip in the air can't be smelled by people, but for the life of the cat people, it is really the ultimate enjoyment.

On both sides of the main hall, there are also all kinds of cats standing or lying down, and the number of qualities will definitely amaze feline scientists, black, white, gray, orange, variegated, tabby, etc., tanuki, Manx cat, Angora, shorthair, folded ear cat......

It was also here that there were so many cats that the ancestors who were like prisoners in the middle of the main hall couldn't help but tremble slightly.

Zu Ge Ji Ji was also caught, and he was also in there, of course, there was no shortage of the evil Zu Ge who was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face.

Gu Jun, Wu Shiyu and other twelve earth humans stood at the back of the hall by the door.

"Meow, the ancestral tribes provoked wars for no reason." An old tanuki was saying, "It has destroyed the hard-won and long-standing peace between our two races. And the attempt to blow up our temple and burn down the entire town of Usa is a terrible and sinful one! ”

"What kind of sin ......" Old Ancestor still has to defend his clan, "Isn't it not burned, Ancestor, cat, and man, there are no casualties......"

The evil ancestors over there immediately slapped the ground when they heard this, "No, patriarch, there are casualties, I'm injured, I'm injured......"

"You don't call it a wound." The ancestors looked at the clan, "It's just a little scratch that normally occurs during playing with cats, don't talk nonsense." ”

The little eyes of the evil ancestors widened, and they were already covered in blood, and a few pieces of their ears were missing......

The ancestors remained calm, and continued to pat the surrounding cats and humans: "Geely said that there is a festival called April Fool's Day for human beings, in fact, today our ancestors mean this, just kidding!" Otherwise, we have dealt with black businessmen for so many years, would we not know that they are black-hearted? Will they be tricked? No, what we bought was originally shoddy gunpowder, just kidding......"

However, the clapping sound of the ancestors gradually stopped, and he did not continue to say anything.

Because the eyes of the cats around them became more and more unkind, even the cats who were napping and enjoying the fragrance opened their squinting eyes.

"Falsehoods and lies are never true." Grand Elder Attar said slowly.

That profound style is indeed the clever Great Elder that Gu Jun has said many times.

"Our joke...... It's a bit bigger...... "the ancestors pat their stomachs," which had some undesirable effects, causing frightening to the cats and residents of the whole Usa, and as an apology, our ancestors will give 1,000 grouse, 1,000 quails, and 1,000 wild pheasants as an apology. ”

But the cats in the temple were unmoved, and their eyes continued to become vicious.

"Are you our ancestors?" The old tanuki asked.

The ancestors each branched, "From now on, every year of tribute, there will be more of this apology...... Two more servings...... That's three more copies. ”

Whether it is the evil ancestors, auspicious, or other ancestors, they can't help but slap and wail, this is really stealing chickens and rice, life is already difficult, and now the tribute will be doubled exponentially, which is called what their ancestors will eat in the future.

Ji Li saw that the old patriarch was going to continue to raise the number, while Gu Jun and the others continued to listen quietly,

After all, it is the ancestor of the clan, and he can't help but hug Gu Jun's thigh, hug the person of the Tianxuan team, and snort and tears:

"Doctor Gu, give me face and help...... We've been to the House of Worms together, we've used golden aloe vera together, and we've worked hard together in Mobei...... You don't want to see our ancestors and wives separated, and a large number of out-of-school ancestors live by wandering and begging, you don't want to see ......"

Gilly vigorously mentions old love, knowing that humans are animals who miss old love, and this nightmare man actually has a soft-hearted side.

"You were planning to burn us all to death." Gu Jun said.

Geely looked at Wu Shiyu blankly for help, but Wu Shiyu just tilted his head, he was right.

"That plan has nothing to do with me, my task is to bring you over......," Ji Li said bitterly, "Some of my compatriots are used to living a hard life, and they don't know what it's like to live a good life, so they want to solve the problem by fighting and killing, Doctor Gu, I absolutely support you, say something." ”

Gu Jun felt that it was almost the same, and in the eyes of all the beings in the hall, he stood up and said the mediation proposal on the human side.

"Zuge continues to pay tribute to the cat people, but the tribute is borne by humans, and the tribute is limited to grouse, quail, and pheasant......"

As soon as he had said the beginning, the old tanuki wagged his tail and said, "We are tired of grouse, quail, and pheasants, and we can catch them ourselves if we want to eat them." If humans want to pay tribute to their ancestors, then give catnip, I think this thing will not disappear if I bring it, and it is just right to pay tribute. ”

Speaking of which, the items brought by the team have all disappeared, even the medical items that are usually left behind in the past.

Those cat toys will also disappear, only catnip, not a single one is missing, and it is still fragrant and pleasant.

Gu Jun looked at his teammates, and everyone felt that this was feasible, catnip was cheaper and easier to transport than those of grouse.

Yu Chi thought about it, and he was a little anxious, catnip is a treasure! Just like silk and tea in ancient times, it can be used as hard currency for the Dream Realm cat clan, provided that the source of goods is monopolized exclusively by the humans of the earth.

Yu Chi almost rushed over and ate the catnip with stems and roots brought by the team this time, and it couldn't be stolen by the cat and Zu.

The roots, stems, and seeds had to be pinched off, and only the leaves could be brought in later......

"Okay, humans will give catnip as a tribute to the cat people." Gu Jun first preliminarily agreed, and then looked at the old ancestor who didn't know what to do, "In exchange, the ancestor will provide information to the human race, and send clan members to the earth world to work for us." ”

"That's fair." Grand Elder Attar added, "But your world is more connected to the Dream Realm, and there will be unknown consequences. ”

This problem had been considered by the high-level leaders of the two realms before the team set off, and now the situation was that they had to take the initiative.

At the moment, those ancestors muttered and patted, and they all felt that this deal was done, and there would be no need to pay tribute in the future, and the food would be left in a real way, as for providing information to human beings and working part-time, when the time came, they would not be able to work, all kinds of laziness, and all kinds of staying out of things...... What can humans do......

Based on this plan, the ancestors solemnly patted their heads and made a deal!

Since then, Zugo has stood with the humans of the earth.

"Meow......" The old civet cat reminded Gu Jun and them: "These ancestors are very cunning, and they may not work hard when they take your things. ”

"It's possible." Gu Jun raised his voice and said to the ancestors: "We human beings treat our friends with righteousness, and we treat our enemies with other things. If you don't do your part, we won't be able to provide even half a catnip to the Dream Cat Clan, and it's all Zugo's fault. ”

The cats, who were originally lazy and did not participate in the negotiations, blew up one after another, and the very dissatisfied meows formed a storm like a sea storm.

Is there any mistake, what does it matter to us cats about you humans and ancestors?

"Won't you sell?" The old tanuki asked, the normal way is to restore the tribute from the ancestors, and then make a trade between humans and the cat people, right?

"No." Gu Jun shook his head, "If you want to blame, blame the ancestors for not working hard." ”

Is a direct alliance with the cat people a better option? Gu Jun and the high-level people have also considered this problem, the power of the cat clan is unknown, and there are gods they believe in, and their abilities will be higher, but they are not better than their ancestors to bully and cooperate. Moreover, Gu Jun had tried it before, but the cat clan did not show any interest.

"Give us catnip," said the old tanuki, "and we'll give you wine." ”

"Nope." Gu Jun shook his head resolutely, "The catnip we gave is actually a tribute from Zuge. ”

At this moment, the face of the ancestors changed again.