Chapter 7: The Liar Buster of the Train Station
"Xiaoqiang, let's go!"
Xiaoqiang, who was sleeping soundly, was dragged up.
"It's lunchtime?"
"Just buy some on the road."
"You have money?"
"Aren't you two hundred and five?"
"You're two hundred and five, too! How not to spend yours? ”
"Why can't you be a gentleman when you go shopping with beautiful women?!"
"I'm not a gentleman at all, and you're not a beauty, you're a moldy girl!"
One person, one steamed bun, one bottle of pure water!
"This is my lunch?" Laughing and crying without tears, when has it been so miserable!
"Who told you not to bring money! Or let it be given to me, I haven't eaten yet?! ”
Xiao Qiang clung to the steamed bun and the bottle of water, and the green tendons burst out! After eating the steamed buns and drinking all the water!
"Xiaoqiang, don't worry, when we earn the first money, my sister will take you to a big dinner!" Lone Moon showed the brightest smile.
Xiaoqiang felt even hungrier!
3:16 p.m., Railway Station Square.
"Let's go!"
"How?"
"Hold the legs of those ticket sellers and cry!"
"That's how you make money?!"
"Yes! I thought about it all night last night, since they are not a fixed shop, then you just let him fix it, no! ”
"Then I'll hold my legs for three days?!"
"Oh! Sorry to forget this! "Lone Moon can only look at the sky with both eyes, as if there is a chicken in the sky! Flying chickens!
Xiao Qiang walked up to a female ticket seller and carefully looked at the woman's facial features, which were upright; The skin is quite white; The nose, too, is very straight; Teeth, there are leeks!
"Big brother is so handsome! Are you going to buy a ticket? From Leaf City to Tree City, fifty-three are sold inside! Seeing that my brother is so handsome, my sister will give you a discount, and you will take it for thirty-five! The woman directly stuffed a ticket into Xiaoqiang's hand.
This ticket is clearly fake! Fake earth-shattering ghosts and gods!
Xiao Qiang is still carefully feeling the changes in this woman, looking carefully at the center of this woman's eyebrows, it is still white! Yintang is also white! The back is full of fat! Hips, Super Dolphins!
"Big brother! Big brother! ......" the woman shouted eight times in a row.
Xiaoqiang listened to this fierce female voice and was still so fierce! This woman's breathing is still so thick!
"So it's a psychopath!" The woman took out the fake ticket directly from Xiao Qiang's hand and walked to the side with a scolding.
Xiao Qiang suddenly found that this woman's voice was full of contempt, and her eyebrows suddenly turned black! A subtle aura seemed to emanate from her heart, and what came out was exactly the musty aura he was pursuing! He immediately remembered this subtle, very familiar feeling!
"Oops, hey!" The woman walked on the ground and broke her leg!
Xiao Qiang suddenly felt that subtle aura suddenly disappeared! It's as if it never happened. And there is more of that subtle aura on his body, which is integrated into his body.
The ambulance soon drove away, carrying the distressed female ticket seller and leaving quickly!
Xiao Qiang began to look at a big man who sold fake tickets again, observing and remembering every detail and change in him, that focus! He almost put his eyes on the big man's face.
"Where did you come from, dead pervert! Get lost! The big man pushed Xiaoqiang three meters away and scolded fiercely.
Sure enough, that subtle aura appeared in Dahan's eyebrows again.
Xiao Qiang is almost glued to the eyes of the big man again!
"Neurotic!" The big man scolded and turned his head and left, he couldn't just beat Xiaoqiang to death! That's so depressing! He patted the metal sign on the side of the road vigorously.
"Smack!" The card is upside down and the leg is broken!
Xiao Qiang hurriedly ran to the man's side and watched carefully! Sure enough, it dissipated! There was another breath in him.
"Smack!"
Xiao Qiang has an extra slap mark on his face! At the same time, I found that the big man's eyebrows turned black again!
At this moment, the ambulance drove over and ran over the big man's arm, and the big man fainted directly. Homeopathic was carried into the ambulance by the doctor in the ambulance. And Xiaoqiang earned another one!
"Hahahaha!" Laugh and laugh! Laughing so freely!
"What are you laughing at? Do you earn money? Gu Yue pouted and walked over.
Xiaoqiang is a mouthful of Gu Yue's face! He clearly felt that subtle aura began to surround him, he hurriedly called out the three breaths he had just absorbed, and began to rotate around the dantian, and increased his speed wildly, gradually forming a small vortex, and then speeding up, that vortex became faster! At this time, the new aura slowly merged into that vortex, slowly decomposed, and then merged with the three breaths.
"You're insane!" Gu Yue pushed Xiao Qiang aside. Immediately afterwards, Gu Yue quickly took out the money and ran into the store to buy a bottle of drink for the event! When I opened it, it was: another bottle.
"Yay!" How high does a lonely moon jump! Redeem another bottle directly!
Xiao Qiang ignored the happy Gu Yue and directly pulled her to a remote place.
"Sister, I found a secret!"
"I discovered the form of mildew or mildew, and I used the way to speed up the movement to absorb the mildew that I just kissed you! Hey, hey, hey! "Xiaoqiang, that's happy!
"You've verified?" Lone Moon's eyes are bright stars!
"That's right! I've just observed it three times and verified it once. Let me kiss you again. ”
Lone Moon did not object. Xiaoqiang kissed Gu Yue's beautiful face.
Sure enough, the mildew appeared around Xiao Qiang again, and he hurriedly wanted to call out the mildew he had just absorbed, only to find that the mildew was actually fused with his body!
Xiaoqiang is in a hurry! I'm going to shout in a depressed voice! A bubble of bird feces happened to fall into his mouth, and suddenly he vomited and the Yellow River was reversed! A bottle of drink was all used for him to rinse his mouth!
And Gu Yue on the side laughed so hard to breathe!
"I forgot a prerequisite! That is, I must have my own controllable mildew, forming a whirlpool of mildew, in order to absorb this unfamiliar mildew! Sister, you wait for me. Xiao Qiang said disgustingly.
This time, Xiao Qiang chose an uncle in his sixties with sharp-beaked monkey cheeks and triangular eyes!
"Young man, do you want to go to Tree City? Uncle has a relationship over there, not only can you get low-cost tickets, but also scenic travel coupons, allowing you to spend the least money to see the most scenery! "That's a good old man! I'm almost excited!
The old man looked at the strange smile, ignored it, and said the same thing directly to a little girl, and the little girl was obviously moved!
"He's a liar! Deceived a lot of people! Xiao Qiang hurriedly rushed to the little girl and said.
The little girl turned around and left! There is not a trace of nostalgia!
"Little girl, I can get 60% off! 5% off is OK! Don't go! "That uncle jumped excitedly!
"Boy, dare to ruin your black master's business! You inquire about the whole Yecheng, who doesn't know how powerful my triangle black is! The old black man said viciously, and at the same time, four big men appeared behind him!
"Boy, I was able to make a thousand dollars from this business just now. As long as you can compensate me, we are still good brothers! Hey, hey, hey, otherwise the brothers behind me wouldn't have grown up drinking vinegar! The old man said with a smile again.
Xiao Qiang ignored it, just looked at these five people carefully!
"Call me! Remember this person and see once hit once! Seeing that Xiaoqiang didn't pay attention to it at all, Triangle Black shouted angrily.
Just as he expected, the five people all had a subtle mildew that was thick black and thick black in the center of their eyebrows! Among them, the eyebrows with triangular black are the blackest! Black shiny black shiny!
Xiaoqiang habitually lay on the ground with his head in his hands and curled up on his legs.
"Boss, this kid doesn't have a wallet at all, and he doesn't even have a pocket on his body! It's supposed to be a poor student! A two-legged man shouted at the triangle black.
"Call me again! It's his fault for messing with me, it's his fault for not having money! It's time for the brothers to exercise! Poor student one! Phew! Triangle Black spit a mouthful of thick phlegm directly on Xiao Qiang's body.
The group left arrogantly! Before passing through the street, a bus rushed directly before it had time to brake, and then four or five small cars rushed over!
The ambulance drove up again!
Xiao Qiang received five portions of mildew, and he gently swirled these mildew in the dantian. Then I cleaned it up. Then he walked to the front of a telephone hall, walked in, and then dialed 120, according to his expectations, he really couldn't get through, hung up the phone, took out a piece of paper again and looked at it, suddenly the phone hall rang, he smiled.
"Cousin, I'm at Yecheng Railway Station, I didn't get through on the phone just now, where are you, I'll look for you." Xiao Qiang said happily into the phone.
"Cousin! You've arrived, I'm a little busy, I've asked my colleague to pick you up, you stand next to the phone hall and don't move, you'll be there soon. "It's a mess over there.
"Good! Cousin, I'm waiting for you here! You tell your colleagues to hurry up! ”
"Good!"
Xiao Qiang sat on a stone stool next to him and put the non-existent piece of paper into his pocketless clothes. Begin to doze off.
Five minutes later.
"Oh, you're your cousin! I'm your brother's colleague and he asked me to pick you up! Let's go, where we work is very close to here. A guy in a suit with straight hair walked over.
"Yes! I am! I'm sorry for you this time! I'll treat you to dinner when I get back! Xiaoqiang smiled very brightly, and with a sense of gratitude.
"There is no salute!" The guy asked with a smile.
"It's okay, my brother has it! When I came to Yecheng, I always took care of eating, living, drinking, and playing! Xiaoqiang smiled happily.
"Your cousin is so good to you! My brother always wants to ask me for money every day! Oh, there's no comparison! ”
"Hahaha! But I'm not bad either! This one in your hand is enough to spend! ”
"Really? Good luck brother! ”
"Brother, do you have any change? Buy a drink, I'll give it to you when I find a place. As he spoke, Xiao Qiang patted his lower abdomen, as if there was a gold ingot in it!
"Give ten yuan, brother will bring change to the car door in the future!"
"Thank you, brother! It was already ready! It's all red inside! ”
Five dollars for a bottle, ten dollars for two bottles!
Xiao Qiang opened the bottle directly, blew one bottle, unscrewed the second bottle, took a sip, wiped the non-existent sweat on his head, and said with a smile: "This ghost weather is too hot!" ”
Clothing market, the guy answered the phone.
"Brother, I have a friend who is restocking in it and is missing a few hundred dollars? Can you turn around a little bit first? I'll pay you back later, your brother and I are iron buddies! The guy said with a smile, and that expression was almost bowing to him.
"I don't have any money!" Hurriedly finished drinking the drink in the bottle, and said with a smile.
"Didn't you just say you had money?"
"Is there one?"
"I haven't found a job yet, where is the money?"
"Where's in your trouser pocket? No kidding! I just lent you ten dollars. ”
"No money! Otherwise, you search. ”
The guy touched it repeatedly.
"Then you just said that you should eat, drink, and live." The guy said unkindly.
"I work for him, if he dares to care, I won't do it for him!"
"I'll go! I'm going to beat you hillbilly to death! The human-looking guy pounced on him.
Xiao Qiang reaped another piece of mildew.
The ambulance came again!