Chapter 2 I'm at my own pace
April 15 is the day of the monthly exam.
Mandatory early self-study has begun!
The math teacher is hospitalized, and the Chinese teacher shows up with the title of acting homeroom teacher on top of his head!
Looking at the female Chinese teacher with a tiger's back, he was completely disappointed! Picked up the language book, boredly reciting the poems in his mouth: goose goose goose, song to the sky, white hair floating green water, red anthurium plucking clear waves......
The great fat woman listened to Xiao Qiang's spell and finally fainted with anger!
Xiaoqiang recited more energetically!
In the end, the whole classroom was left with only Xiaoqiang's subdued voice!
Those who vomit blood vomit blood, and those who have diarrhea have diarrhea!
English and Chinese in the morning and integrated and mathematics in the afternoon.
The summer sun is so poisonous! What a butt on the playground!
Xiao Qiang padded three books underneath, took the test paper is listening, and after listening, it is choice, fill in the blanks, reading comprehension and composition, and finally get it done in half an hour! There are 15 minutes of listening!
Straight to hand in the papers, slap your ass and leave!
The surrounding classmates looked at Xiao Qiang who handed in the papers so early, and no one would make a few words in their stomachs! And then heat stroke piece by piece!
Session 2: Language.
Looking at the wide chassis around him, he smiled!
Take the test paper and do it in one go!
Another half an hour. The main thing is that composition is too time-consuming! 800 words!
The third roundup.
It took 33 minutes! Xiaoqiang left depressed!
Fourth Mathematics.
15 minutes! But it will take half an hour to turn in the papers!
In less than three days, almost all the students and teachers of Class 8 stayed away from Xiaoqiang!
Xiaoqiang looked up to the sky and sighed: Still no one understands me!
Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it. Those who can see through it are naturally heroes!
Xiaoqiang's desk is empty around! Even in order to make him sit more comfortably, the principal personally sent a free chair! On the table is also a King Kong cup that the principal himself bought!
A cozy life begins!
Xiao Qiang crossed Erlang's legs on the desk, lying crookedly in the free chair, holding the King Kong Cup in his hand, squinting his eyes, and taking a sip from time to time.
Be as arrogant as you want to be! If you owe more beatings, you will owe more beatings!
But that's what it feels like! Cool to the extreme!
Xiaoqiang's purpose is to hope that more classmates and teachers will scold him, beat him, and bury him!
"Don't put your legs down, you're a student!" A slap slap knocked Xiaoqiang's foot to the ground.
This is the only person in the class who is still dating him, the long-legged sister Liu Yuexi, the head of the class.
"I'd like you to pass on the experience of getting a perfect score in all subjects in a while, okay?" An eye-catching call is coming!
"Small!" Xiaoqiang swallowed a mouthful of saliva! Said with a smile.
"Smack!" A slap gently brushes the black dress!
"Squad leader, there are flies!" Sure enough, under Liu Yuexi's angry eyes, a fly really flew up from Xiao Qiang's hand! Let the long-legged sister want to beat him and can't take care of himself!
Afternoon self-study time.
"Now I invite Xiao Qiang, a master of all subjects in our class who has a full score in this monthly exam, to come to the stage to share his learning experience! Everyone is welcome! Liu Yuexi stood on the podium with the most beautiful smile and said softly.
Suddenly, the whole class fryed, and on both sides of the passage, they fled in an instant, and everyone was densely crowded on both sides of the classroom, standing against the wall!
Although there was no warm applause, Xiao Qiang was still full of smiles!
He walked up to the podium with eight steps, and then pushed down the books on the podium, put his ass on the book, and shook off his non-existent long hair, making a cool and handsome move!
He cleared his throat and shouted at the pile of vegetable melons, "Ahem, cough, cough!" You're all rubbish! Why? Such a simple mentally retarded question will stump you! Why? You're all stupid! Every question you get wrong, you've done it right! You say you're not waste, what are you? It's the same as 258 every day! The teacher praised you for being smart, and you really believe it! Isn't that naΓ―ve? When you understand a question, the teacher will say, "You're so smart!" In fact, he was saying: I'll go, why is this student stupid to the Great Northern Wilderness! You're so proud! And now you dare to say that you are not stupid?! My tall and mighty Uncle Xiaoqiang is your legend! Never envy brother! β
The whole classroom is straight to death! Tears rained down! Heartbroken! Some people who are already depressed are even more depressed, depressed and desperate to find the ants on the ground!
Flicking his long hair that never existed, Xiaoqiang raised his head and carefully walked back to his desk, and lay down again.
Scolded them, hey! Lost again! Oh my mold!
The long-legged girl actually has the urge to beat people again!
Heaven is even, good luck and bad luck, all in one!
When God gives you a chance for good luck, a corresponding amount of bad luck is also being prepared.
And if you can be scolded by laughter, those who know will burn high incense and thank you!
Xiaoqiang is a natural moldy star! Especially since he can quickly improve his abilities with mildew! He can even use the mold spots to change the fortunes of others! It's a pity that everything about him has always been controlled by bad luck, including life!
Thousands of years of struggle! Many people once advised him to recognize the reality and accept his fate!
And many of Xiao Qiang's previous lives didn't believe in this evil! I always think that I am an illegitimate child of God, and every time I constantly challenge the limit of bad luck, in order to be able to get more mildew for cultivation and quickly improve my own cultivation, I can directly and quickly increase my mildew level to challenge the limit! In the hope of escaping this curse, alas!
Finally, he was repeatedly destroyed in the challenge! This is also the most fundamental reason for his short-lived ghost.
I can't help it! Mildew cultivation is more addictive than smoking certain things! Just ask: Tomorrow can make you an uncle, but you have to be a second child after ten years of cultivation, everyone will choose to be an uncle tomorrow!
Maybe that's his fate! Knowing that it was a rolling flame, he still rushed forward to die without hesitation!
After becoming famous in the class, Xiaoqiang lived more freely!
Either you're dangling around the school bullies, or you're sending flowers to the girlfriends of those school bullies!
"Bang bang! Knock knock! Bang bang bang! β¦β¦β
Laughing and beating don't fight back, scolding doesn't fight back.
Both of them have blue noses and swollen eyes!
The day after beating Xiao Qiang, Xiao Qiang is still that handsome guy! Everything is back to normal automatically!
He will still look for them again, and then look for them every day! Look for a fight every day!
The effect is very obvious!
There is no more school bully in the entire No. 2 Middle School! No one dares to call themselves school bullies anymore!
The whole campus is as clean as a freshly washed sanitary napkin!
Xiaoqiang has become a ghost of the entire campus! No one dares to mess with it! No one wants to mess with it!
"Excuse me! How long does Xiaoqiang want to invite?! Principal Liu, who has always been vigorous, fat like a pig, and more than two meters tall, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with a small handkerchief from time to time, and asked with a smile on his face and extremely gently.
"How was the week before the college entrance exam?"
"But... Yes, you can! Absolutely! But every time you take the monthly exam, can you come and take it, it won't delay you much? Fat Liu's fat body trembled, his face tended to cramp, and he asked gently and carefully.
"Good! Tell Qiang Lang in Class 6 of the third year of high school about the time of each exam, that's my iron buddy! He will let me know. I've handed over the leave slip to you, and I'll hand it over to my acting head teacher for me, and I'll go first. Xiaoqiang turned around and walked away.
"Finally gone!" Principal Liu controlled his slightly trembling hands, picked up the teacup on the table, and poured it into his mouth.
"Ahem, ahem! Ahem, ahem! "Fat Liu's face is red! Coughing so loudly that I almost burped!
"Laugh and be blessed! Amitabha! Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! Amen! Liu Fatzi hurriedly clasped his hands together, respectfully and sincerely, and bowed his hands again and again in the direction where Xiaoqiang left.
In a dilapidated yard in the poorest northeast corner of Yecheng.
A teenager rented this yard for ten dollars for a month.
Then the wandering journey begins again!
He walked cautiously on the road, guarding against unexpected and powerful bad luck!
While he was walking, he was suddenly pushed down and hit the cement slab on the side of the road.
"Boy, you dare to block the way of Ye Cheng Heiye, I don't want to live! Phew, a poor student! A middle-aged man with a mouth full of black teeth and thin teeth scolded him fiercely, and his scolding immediately caused the four surrounding partners to burst into laughter!
Xiaoqiang stood up slowly, and cautiously walked along the side of the road towards the small courtyard he rented.
"It's a bastard! Coward! The black thin middle-aged man scolded again.
Before they had taken a few steps, an extremely fast off-road vehicle crossed the crossbar and crashed directly into them, and the teeth of the black and thin middle-aged man were instantly knocked away! Immediately after that, five people fell unconscious!
The off-road vehicle saw that the situation was not good, and escaped in an instant.
Finally ten points of musty! Xiao Qiang casually cleaned his wounds, stretched his waist, and lay on the bed, full of joy! Wait quietly! Soon a wonderful mechanical sound came like a heavenly sound!
"A suitable host has been detected, the system is being detected, and the mold god system is binding! 5-4-3-2-1οΌ Binding successful! β
Like the previous 9999 world, the process and prompt sound are exactly the same!
That's all he has to rely on! The beginning and end of all evil!
The mold god system can detect its own mold spots and levels, and then the corresponding powerful power rewards behind the level.
This system will actively absorb all the mildew he gets, turn it into mildew, and then increase the level, and with each level, he can gain very powerful power!
The purpose of the bad luck spot is twofold: to increase the bad luck level and to change the bad luck of others!
Then there is a time limit between each level, for example, the time limit for upgrading from level 1 to level 2 is 100 days, you can complete it on day 1 or on day 99! But you must not exceed 100 days, otherwise this system will kill you directly!
It's a very exciting game!
In the best of his life, he was promoted to level 1234567 and gained a time limit of fifteen hundred years, but unfortunately he didn't finish the next level in the end! Smooth hiccups.
Of course, it's impossible to back down! For several lifetimes, he tried his best to abandon this fatalistic system, but it was all over early! It's even just a cross and it's over!
Bad luck cannot be avoided, only to face it!
That's the most painful conclusion he gets!
Every time he was able to deal with a bad luck, he would jump out of an even more powerful bad luck, and the bad luck would not stop!
In the same way, even if he escapes the bad luck in front of him, the next bad luck will definitely make him unable to escape until the end of his life!
This is the inevitable fate of his birth!
So dear bad luck, I will still hug you with a smile! Be willing to endure the pain and suffering! Willing to taste their own life repeatedly in bad luck.
Small mold and small luck, big mold and big luck!
If there are many failures, there will be unexpected successes!
And Xiaoqiang's success lies in the fact that the mildew individuals he can bear attack him and scold him, and he can get mildew points if he bears these completely passively!
Early in the morning, Xiaoqiang is so idle that he can only wander around in the largest citizen park!
The crowd is like a tide, lively like a singing opera, and he feels lonely!
"Call me! Beat this bastard to death for me! It's hard! Phew! Why didn't you die sooner?! β
Five very ordinary-looking men are beating one person hard! And the man curled up on the ground and didn't move!
Xiaoqiang looked at this person carefully and was suddenly surprised!
What I didn't expect was that the mildew of the beaten person was as thick as a black cloud and a huge mountain!
Are you a fellow believer?!
After the men finished beating the man and left, Xiao Qiang hurriedly walked over and asked softly, "How do you feel?" Then he handed over a stack of napkins.
The man silently took the napkin, began to wipe the dirt on his hands, and then raised his head to look at Xiao Qiang, and a delicate face suddenly appeared in his eyes.
"You're a woman?" Xiaoqiang was dumbfounded!
"Do you think that men shouldn't hit women? Hehe! There was a tone of desperation.
"Really?"
"First, I'm not a junior; Second, I don't owe them money; Third, can you stay away from me? There is no good fruit to eat! The beautiful woman said in a cold tone.
Xiaoqiang didn't want to leave, so he helped her sit on the stone bench under the shade of the tree.
"Hey, hey, hey! My name is Xiaoqiang, not a good person. β
"Can this name be a little more so! First of all, I'm not called a fly. My name is Lone Moon. β
"The laughter of the joke, the strong strong, the strong laugh! It's definitely a single handsome guy! Your name, the ancient moon! Not bad! Far worse than me! Xiao Qiang introduced himself.
"You're a big man! Lonely lonely, moon of moon! β