"I just dreamed that I was a seed of a dandelion, and I also had a dream to make a climbing vine ......." I muttered sleepily.

"Huh? Hahahaha...... You learn Zhuang Zhou Mengdie! Also dandelions, climbing vines...... Imagination is a little too rich! ”。

He smiled, and the whole bed followed the earthquake.

I was amused by my buddy, Qin Li, who was now working as a sorter in an underground supermarket with me, and he was a fat man.

At noon when we get up early together! Two lazy men, lying leisurely on the bed, talking to each other. It's me who says I'm dreaming, and I dream a lot.

"No way, who surprised my natural bones, even the dreams are so beautiful......", I said helplessly proudly.

"Forget it, what's going on at noon today?" , he touched on the topic of our stomachs thinking about dreams together.

"What else can you eat, rice! Do you have the money to eat any delicacies from the mountains and seas? And I'm so fat, don't hurry up and shrink the oil and water."

The fat man smiled, "Am I fat?" I'm not fat, am I? It turns out that you haven't seen it when I was 100 pounds, and I was so thin at that time! His eyes were ethereal, and he even imagined it.

"Say no more! You still have 100 pounds, a big man is 100 pounds, are you talking about elementary school or junior high school? ”。

"Haha, junior high school".

He smiled sincerely, and his big white teeth flashed like a child.

It's a pity that the stubble and weeds are piled up like stones on the side of his mouth, exposing the fact that he has become an evil adult!

"Fatty, little fatty, don't make it up, it's rare to have a break today, let's hurry up and eat." I slept until noon, and I was starving! ”。

"You're hungry, I'm hungry too, let's go eat noodles, say nothing today and don't eat rice, and if you eat again, you have to change its name to "rice annoyance"! As he spoke, he fluttered under the bed, and it was estimated that a carp stood up, and his clothes might have been put on.

"Slow down, the bed is going to collapse!" I yelled, trying to get out of bed and hit him, but he was ready.

What else can make him so positive besides eating! "Let's go, let's say goodbye to "Mi Fu" for the time being! ”。

The fat man is a supermarket that comes with me back and forth. I should have met him on the day I applied for the job, but I was almost unimpressed.

It is conceivable that a person who is in a hurry to find a job has no leisure and elegance to look around.

It's just that the whole time I stare at the recruiter's face, carefully pondering every subtle expression on their face.

If the corners of his mouth are downturned and there is a hint of dissatisfaction, it can be guessed that there is little hope for a candidate on the other side.

I was afraid to speak out loud, savoring their conversations with the new candidates, trying to learn some kind of experience.

But it's just a sorter's job, and as long as you're physically strong, or as long as you're a boy, they'll be happy and wish you signed the contract now.

They're short of people here!

But I had no experience and was a little weak-minded, but I was dealing with it as if I was facing a great enemy.

It wasn't until I saw the recruiter's satisfied white teeth and upturned corners of his mouth that I exhaled deeply, insured! Hurry up and get out of here, go have a meal and celebrate.

So, later, the fat man said that on the day of the interview, he sat across from me, and I didn't have any impression at all.

After carefully searching the memory, I found a few traces, and I don't know if this trace was traced in the memory out of thin air later.

There seems to be a person sitting across from me, with black stubble, black cap, black short sleeves, and a black swivel chair, and there is a black mass, as if the rough feeling of the stubble is still there...... Well...... It seems that there is such a person!

But such a dark impression is a bit stuffy.

No wonder I slipped away so quickly after I was hired, maybe his black body inadvertently urged me to hint at me - it's hot and stuffy there, hurry up!

After that, we were fated to live in the same dormitory, and the two of us faced each other day and night, and gradually became familiar with each other.

Maybe it's because of the compatibility of personalities, or because there are no other partners to play with, after all, there are only two of us living in the dormitory, and if you want to talk, you can only face each other, and you can't shout at the air and talk nonsense!

So, after getting along for a month, we almost became dead friends.

This bright-eyed buddy is really funny.

He speaks slowly and leisurely, does things unhurriedly, always looks leisurely, like a cute giant panda, he hardly does any tiring work.

watched the leisurely swing around, but he was never caught by the director.

He himself boasted from time to time, "What are you afraid of, you just have to stay up there for a long time!" I'm just shaking and shaking every day, there's something heavy to do, I didn't wait for me to be called, I hurried to flash people, and when they were done, I would come back! ”，

The slow words with those innocent eyes and innocent expressions actually amused me!

His whole body was fleshy, like a fat mushroom, and the sight of him made me laugh unconsciously.

His name is Qin Li.

But mentioning "vigorously", it reminds me of a certain TV series, because the poison is too deep, this name is really difficult to shout, (I guess I will laugh to death) so I call him fat according to his body shape.

He has always refused.

The first time I called him fat, he was in the whole bag. One by one, they were neatly folded, like the bedding in the army.

Few boys are so meticulous, I look at his folded bag, and then look at his full body, this nickname comes to my mouth.

Then I picked it up and called him by the way, and he glared at me with an innocent and confused face, "You called me?" I nodded expressionlessly, he repeated "you called me", I gave him a smile and left.

After that, he kept affirming to me that he was not fat before, he used to be very thin, and he had gained more than 20 pounds in the last six months.

But it can't be helped, facts speak louder than words, and he definitely deserves the nickname now!

What about me? Call......

Belch!

How to say it!

Actually, my previous gender was not a man......

I've been a girl for twenty-five years, and I'm the Pisces of the women of all the women.

Tender and cute...... Actually, it's true...... There's a little bit of a rim!

Anyway, I'm a girl, and I just beat my mother's womb.

So what has changed so much that I am now a man with stubble, normal male reproductive function, and a different appearance than before?

This matter started half a year ago.