160 Men dressed as women

and Fengxi's homework, Shu Wen is not interested.

Because she doesn't have the same urgent gossip as the three aunts and six mothers-in-law, besides, he has already ordered a baby kiss!

It's incredible......

"How did you and Lan Lie meet? How do you feel like you've known each other for a long time? ”

Maple Creek told the truth, "He once saved my life. ”

"No wonder he said he came to collect debts." Shu Wen pursed his lips, quickly raised his gossip ears, and asked, "What is he going to leave you?" Did he rob your wife's book, so you were seriously injured in anger? ”

Fengxi burst out laughing, "It's not all. Lan Lie just took what belonged to him, and I just returned it to its original owner. ”

"What is in you that belongs to him?" Shu Wen asked casually.

"The doctor gives the patient, there is nothing but medicine."

Hearing this, Shu Wen raised his eyebrows, as if the other party didn't want to say more, so there was no point in asking.

Seeing that Shu Wen didn't answer, Feng Xi blinked, and said as if unintentionally, "When Lan Lie was leaving, he asked me to take more care of you, I think you and Lan Lie should have a lot to do with each other, right?" ”

Shu Wen just shook her head, but obviously didn't want to say more.

I haven't known each other for long, what else is there to say?

But Feng Xi is surprisingly persistent on this issue, "As far as I know, Lan Lie is not a good man and a woman, and there are not many people who can make him put down his body. ”

"What does the general think is the relationship between me and Lan Lie?" Shu Wen couldn't help but want to tease Fengxi.

Fengxi subconsciously pursed his lips, not knowing how to answer, but he heard that the other party had already answered by himself.

"My relationship with Lan Lie is like the relationship between me and the general, when we meet in Pingshui, the result is like old at first sight. It's just that the difference is that Lan Lie is a no-brainer at first sight, while the general is a no-brainer. ”

Fengxi's eyes lit up, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but pull an arc of joy, "Doctor Shu, do you really think so?" ”

Shu Wen blinked, nodded slowly, and said, "Yes, it's true." ”

How does it feel wrong? Inexplicably, I feel like I'm on a blind date......

So she hurriedly added: "General, don't get me wrong, I don't think anything wrong about you, just simple admiration and respect!" ”

Shu Wen could aggravate the tone of the last two words, lest Fengxi miss it.

"It doesn't matter, as long as you like it."

"Huh?" Shu Wen's mind was full of question marks, oh my God, could this batch be crooked......

In the next second, Fengxi slapped his face and asked someone to bring in a set of women's clothes.

"Doctor Shu, I led the troops this time only to exterminate the horse bandits in Heifeng Village, but the internal security of Heifeng Village is even stricter than we imagined, and the scouts sent out before have all escaped death, so ......"

Speaking of this, Fengxi paused, "So I discussed with the lieutenants, planning to disguise themselves as flat-headed ordinary people, pretend to be robbed, and then work together to take down the Black Wind Village in one fell swoop." ”

Shu Wen thought about it, if her guess was not wrong, Fengxi was planning to pretend to be a husband and wife with her, right? It's like it's interesting to her.,Look at the misunderstood ......

However, Shu Wen had dealt with horse bandits before, and the equipment and cooperation of those horse bandits were indeed not inferior to the regular army, so with Fengxi's little strategy, it might not be able to work.

It's like looting Shu Wen, killing all the men, leaving only the women, and you have to punch and kick it, and if you are convinced, you will be taken away directly, where will there be a backhand.

It's just that she still underestimated the bottom line of Fengxi, the big bad wolf.

Where does he want to be her husband, he directly wants to be her father! It's still a real dad.

Because Fengxi's plan is to let Shu Wen pretend to be herself, the richest lady in the imperial businessman, who happens to have the same name and surname, and there is no need to change it, so the gender must be disguised.

And Fengxi is going to be the richest man in the imperial businessman!

was sternly rejected by Shu Wen, first of all, he didn't want to be taken advantage of, and secondly, it didn't work, and it was easy to goof, after Shu Wen listed a series of possible loopholes, Fengxi finally dispelled this dangerous idea.

This method didn't work, so Feng Xi humbly asked for advice, "I didn't expect Dr. Shu to know so much news about the Imperial Merchants, so what identity do you think it would be better for me to disguise myself?" ”

Shu Wen's eyes rolled, if she wanted to say that no one could pretend, she would definitely be beaten, so she thought about it and fabricated an identity that didn't exist.

"The eldest lady will definitely bring a guard when she goes out, but the guard will definitely be hacked to death as soon as she is caught." Shu Wen analyzed seriously, "Then what other hobbies does the eldest lady have?" What kind of identity does not pose a threat to horse bandits? That is to listen to music and watch drama and elopement, you see if you want to be a pianist, a servant or a lover. ”

"......" Fengxi didn't expect that he would also be disgusted at all.

In fact, of the three options, the last one is the safest, but the brain-clear batch was not chosen, but chose to dress as a man and a woman in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner.

In this regard, Shu Wen just wanted to admire him.

Shu Wen is okay in women's clothes, starring in her true colors, and she has a variety of styles, but Fengxi is ...... when she wears women's clothes Only......

In Shu Wen's puzzled eyes, Fengxi also realized that something was wrong, and pulled the Luo skirt hanging from her waist a little uncomfortably.

"Well, isn't it not like that? Otherwise, I'd better think of something else. ”

Shu Wen licked her lips and shook her fingers in a deep manner, "No, I think you are in a good state now, as long as you don't speak, you look like a somewhat heroic woman." ”

These words gave Fengxi confidence, he could still accept the heroism, otherwise he couldn't stand it if she scratched her head and made a gesture.

"Then I'm wearing this?"

Shu Wen shook her head, "No need, you just wear a robe, a heroic woman who practices martial arts, it's very good." ”

I have to say that this advice is very effective.

After the two of them dressed up, Shu Wen also deliberately softened Fengxi's facial features with powder, and painted plum blossoms on the center of his eyebrows, heroism and softness coexisted, she was a beauty with a unique temperament, and all the soldiers were stunned.

Even if Fengxi had a dark face because he was extremely embarrassed, it was not lethal in their eyes, and he even had a different demeanor.

Along the way, Shu Wen kept telling Fengxi not to speak, it is best to be dumb, and never use real skills to be rude, and it is best to abolish your martial arts.

After the two agreed like this, after leaving the barracks, they went to the market first, and deliberately bought the family property lavishly, and now, everyone knew that there were two rich people in this small place.

(End of chapter)