"Supreme Mage and Dormammu join forces?"

Superwoman looked at Russell suspiciously, and Shen Menghan next to her added the second half of the sentence: "The Supreme Mage and the Lord of the Dark Dimension in the movie [Doctor Strange], why do you always encounter the plot of the Marvel world?" ”

"What do you mean always, say it as if I have met ...... before"

Russell was puzzled, and after a while, he suddenly realized: "Oh, I have participated in the Infinity War of the Lord God with you, and I have appeared in the Marvel world." ”

"No, that's not what I said."

Shen Menghan frowned and looked at Russell: "I remember that in the Infinite War mission of the Lord God, you took me and my teammates to Morag Star to get the power gem, and you could drive a spaceship and understand the star map, and your explanation at that time was that you had experienced the mission of the [Guardians of the Galaxy] and were very familiar with this plot." ”

"Oh, yes, look at my brain......"

Russell blinked in confusion, and when he was swaggering and deceiving in Jason's vest, he bragged too much, and he really couldn't remember this paragraph.

"You're not going to lie again, are you?"

Superwoman raised her eyebrows, looking at Russell's eyes with suspicion, hearing this, Shen Menghan also became vigilant.

"I never say anything about nothing...... Occasional lies and deceives, but you know, those are white lies. ”

Russell grabbed Superwoman's hand, used the Dafa to divert attention, and stared affectionately: "The Supreme Mage and Dormammu joined forces, and I almost died, don't you feel distressed?" ”

Syllable!

Shen Menghan raised his hand and slapped Russell's hand away: "After all, don't move your hands and feet, and besides, you almost didn't die!" ”

"But it's really dangerous!"

A little trick made the two superwomen forget to ask, Russell said that there is no thrill of victory when the IQ is crushed, and a serious nonsense starts: "I was framed by the Supreme Mage, and I strayed into the dark dimension to face Dormammu, and then the Supreme Mage sealed the dimensional passage and joined forces with Dormammu to harm me......"

"Wait a minute, it's a little wrong."

Shen Menghan's face was strange, and he looked at Russell's eyes with great disgust: "What did you do to make the two mortal enemies, Supreme Mage and Dormammu, abandon their previous suspicions and join forces to attack you?" ”

"Uh, I stole the Time Stone."

"What are you stealing that thing for?"

Superwoman followed up with a question: "What task has the main god released, you have to steal the time gem to complete it, it has nothing to do with the plot at all!" ”

Russell sighed: "You don't understand, I'm different from your normal reincarnation. ”

"Tell me how abnormal you are, we will give you an analysis and see if there is any help."

Something seems wrong with that!

Russell raised his eyebrows, not wanting to meet women in general, and said bluntly: "Aren't you strange? During the first team battle mission, I had the strength of superhuman blood, and I could teleport, but then why was it gone? ”

"Moreover, this kind of thing has happened many times, and the strength attributes shown each time are different, as if I can't spend all my reward points and redeem many abilities."

"It's very strange, your explanation before is that you are not bad money, so you are still lying!"

Superwoman said, and together with Shen Menghan, her eyes began to be unkind.

“……”

Russell sneered: "Can you stop dwelling on white lies, let's talk about me again...... Phew, I'm not the same thing as you. ”

"But you said, don't ask too much about your identity, you signed an agreement with the Lord God...... So, this is also a lie? ”

Shen Menghan took the words, and his eyes became even more unkind.

Impressions really matter!

Russell felt that he had found the wrong topic, since the ship cracked, no, since Jason's vest was exposed, he was labeled a 'scumbag'.

So much so that now no matter what he says, the two superheroines will wonder if he is lying.

Although he was really lying, it didn't matter, the point was that he was so serious and tried so hard, why didn't he believe him?

"Ahem, I really didn't lie about my identity, and I swear to the lamp for that."

Russell raised his hand and swore solemnly: "If I lie, the next time I encounter the world of the Marvel Universe, let the Lord God arrange for the Avengers, Supreme Mage, Dormammu, and Thanos to besiege me together!" ”

"Is it necessary to be so ruthless, it's not that I don't believe you!"

Superwoman covers Russell's mouth and blames him for swearing wildly, what if it comes true.

"Hey, let's talk about it, don't move your hands."

Shen Menghan slapped Superwoman's hand away, and then squinted at Russell with cold eyes, and looked at it like this without speaking.

I know!

Russell nodded secretly, picked up Shen Menghan's hand and held it, and then was slapped away by Superwoman.

One person, one time, that's fair!

Russell has roughly mastered the knack of communicating with the careful eye, and summed it up, not to suffer from inequality, and to do whatever he does, he must have a double share.

"Continuing with the previous topic, the identity is true, but there are some things that can be revealed to you, so as not to lose sight of the truth and make you always feel that I am lying."

Russell said, looking at the two women separately: "You will get reward points for completing the task, and you will exchange bloodlines, abilities, and items from the main god, right?" ”

"Hmm!" x2

"I'm different from you, I can't strengthen in the main god space, I can't see the main god when I complete the task, I don't even have reward points, I can't exchange any of the bloodlines, skills, and various items you can exchange."

"How is that possible, then how do you strengthen it?" The two women were amazed.

"That's the biggest difference between me and you, and it's the root cause of my ever-changing abilities......"

Russell said solemnly: "After completing the task, the main god will reward me with a lot of messy skills and items, such as the previous teleportation, and the ability of superhuman blood, all of which came this way, but these are all one-offs. ”

"You've survived all of your one-time skills?"

The two women were surprised again, and said in fear: "Then your situation is not very dangerous, in case you don't have the right skills and encounter a strong enemy...... Wait, you have a lot of abilities to reuse clearly, and you ......"

"No lying!"

Russell answered immediately, hooked the two superwomen with both hands, and covered their mouths from behind: "Those reusable abilities were taught by myself in the plot world, yes, you heard it right, I can have today's strength, it all depends on my self-improvement." ”

“……”x2

It sounds very inspirational, but the two girls always feel that something is wrong, probably because Russell said it.

Russell let go of the hands covering the two women, slowly placed them on their shoulders, and without waiting for them to react, he quickly said: "If you don't believe it, I can come up with an example to prove that the one-time skill is enough, and the life-saving thing may be used at any time." Some items can be shown to you, they are all treasures, and they are guaranteed not to be exchanged at the main god. ”

"Can't redeem it from the Lord God?"

"That's right, because of my special status, and because my mission is more dangerous than ordinary reincarnation, I naturally have some preferential treatment."

Russell said, waving his hand to put a few things on the coffee table, all the bells and whistles.

Shen Menghan looked at the dazzling array of eyes, picked up the sword of the Fire God's sword, looked at the peerless blade again, and frowned: "With all due respect, these two weapons are sold in the main god space, which is not special." ”

Superwoman picks and chooses: "Sunglasses, credit cards, crosses, mediocre, nothing special, normal people won't redeem them." ”

"What kind of weapon is this stick, an ordinary stick?"

"That's a trident!"

“……”x2

The two women had strange expressions, and there was no forked trident, this weapon was indeed not sold in the main god space.

Russell's eyes widened: "Don't underestimate it, this is the trident used by the Sea Emperor Poseidon, there is no fork not because of defective products, but because the myths and stories are all deceitful, and the Sea Emperor Trident has no fork in the first place!" ”

Shen Menghan and Superwoman rolled their eyes, they were sure that this sentence was indeed a lie, considering that a certain man who wanted to save face, they didn't say anything, and it was a lie to pretend to agree with the myth.

"And what is this......

Superwoman pinched a piece of used soap with two fingers and said speechlessly: "I probably understand why you are self-taught, relying on the rags given to you by the Lord God, no number of lives are enough to pay." ”

"Stay still, this is my treasure, the law of cause and effect weapon."

Russell took the soap with both hands and carefully held it in the palm of his hand: "Don't underestimate this piece of soap, I have relied on it for all my life and death over the years, and even Dormammu and the Supreme Mage have joined forces to survive with this soap." ”

“？？？”

The two superwomen looked confused, was there any misunderstanding in the conversation just now, what Russell said about Dormammu and the Supreme Mage were not the same as what they thought.

"The weapon of the law of cause and effect, the enemy will pick it up when he sees it! As long as I throw it out, no matter how powerful the enemy is, they will follow the effect of the soap and will not be able to control their body! ”

Russell held the soap and said word by word: "The only drawback is the consumables, this piece in my hand, probably after one or two more uses, it should be gone." ”

"Sounds amazing......"

Superwoman and Shen Menghan glanced at each other, and after exchanging glances, Shen Menghan said speechlessly: "So, you have been picking up soap with Dormammu and Supreme Mage in the dark dimension?" ”

"Well, that's true, but can you change the way it is not likely to cause misunderstanding." Russell complained, it sounded weird.

The two superheroines rolled their eyes in unison, losing interest in the rags on the table: "You keep it well, don't accidentally fall to the ground and waste your life-saving hole cards." ”

"Hey, you two don't think I'm lying, do you?"

"No, we just don't believe this piece of soap can make Dormammu and the Supreme Mage bend over." x2

"Doesn't that just think I'm lying?"

Russell was furious, glanced at the soap in his hand, pondered that it would not disappear if he threw it once, and said viciously: "I will throw it on the ground now, if you pick it up, it will prove that I am not lying, and from now on, you are not allowed to talk to me in a weird way." ”

"And what if you're really lying?" Shen Menghan rolled his eyes and asked rhetorically.

"Let it be disposed of, there is no other word!" Russell cut the railroad.

"Seriously?" Supergirl was surprised.

"Just don't go back."

Russell snorted coldly: "I'm afraid that when the time comes, some people will take out the privileges of women, and they will not count." ”

Superwoman and Shen Menghan glanced at each other and nodded in unison: "I will never regret it." ”

“OK！”

Russell pinched the soap, swept it around the room, and threw it on the ground next to the coffee table.

The two supergirls sat on the sofa with tense bodies, their eyes followed the falling soap, and at the moment when the soap landed, their eyes suddenly widened, and their bodies jumped up involuntarily and rushed forward.

Behind him, Russell spread his hands, and after thinking about it, he didn't dare to pounce after all.

Wait any longer, and you'll be lame!