"Alas, you tap, Boss Zhao's head hit the car door, my God, it's so loud, my head is not broken. It's all your fault Sun Feng, how to explain Boss Zhao tomorrow when he gets up with the bag. In the quiet street, Miao Shu pulled his duck voice, like a shrew scolding the street.

"If you don't do it, you hit the other side, so it's symmetrical, and tomorrow won't be so weird." Sun Feng, who had a calm face, said something that was very in line with his setting.

"He's too long, let's fold it in half."

"Don't let go suddenly, hold him up." It was another sound that I didn't know where it was.

Zhao Zhiyuan, who felt pain in a daze, snorted a few times. Xiao Yu was stunned and had nowhere to intervene, and for the first time he felt that this group of people was the devil. Definitely deliberate, retaliation.

Several people hurriedly stuffed Zhao Zhiyuan into the taxi, leaving Xiao Yu to watch him, and the rest called another taxi.

After returning to the dormitory, several people laboriously carried Zhao Zhiyuan to the bed.

"How much did he drink? Old Shaw. Sun Lei, who stayed in the dormitory to play games, asked.

Miao Shu replied first: "I know, Jiang Xiaobai at the small half table is gone, and people are lying on the ground lying and snoring, it's fun to have a straight stomach, I also recorded a video, do you want to watch it?" ”

"Forget it, I suggest you delete it, in case it is discovered by Boss Zhao, it will be blocked again."

"Hey, what's that, I still have an uncensored video of Boss Zhao's Pillar of Optimism."

"You bull break."

"Do you want to help him take off his clothes, it shouldn't be comfortable to sleep in his clothes."

"Who's dragging it, such a big guy."

"I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!"

It is always Miao Shu who is not afraid of death, and when you look at his excitement, you know that there is no kindness, not to mention that he still has a paintbrush in his hand.

As a result, as soon as Miao Shu climbed into bed, he was pulled down by Zhao Zhiyuan, carried it on his chest, and uttered short but very clear words in his mouth: "Xuexue, don't go, Xuexue." ”

"You let go, who is you Xuexue. Yang, help me, pull me out, this thing is too strong, I can't breathe. Neck Neck ~"

Sun Yang raised his head from the chair below and took a look, and smiled, "It's okay, in case Boss Zhao is really drunk and messy, we will only leave a video as proof, and we will definitely keep it secret for you." ”

"Lao Xiao, Leizi, Feng'er, don't leave me alone, help."

"Ahhhh Sun Lei, who had a dark belly, turned off the light and shrugged his shoulders to say that he couldn't help.

"You... Xiao Yu, you're the best, help me, oh, his hand is touched. What is so hard..."

"Sorry for the interruption." The picture was too beautiful, Xiao Yu hurriedly turned his head to change the channel, and the two of them didn't hear anything about the world.

"You ...... Ah~"

Zhao Zhiyuan slept comfortably last night, and dreamed of a little white rabbit in his dream, his body was soft to the touch, and he would scream when he hugged it tightly, it was too real. Zhao Zhiyuan, who was still reminiscing about last night's dream, suddenly found that there was an extra person in his arms, why is this back so similar... Stop, I'll sleep again, it must be an illusion.

Damn, there's no mistake.

The unknown object that felt the movement turned around, and the two of them stared at each other, and the scene was extremely embarrassing for a while.

"I'm your man, boss." After all, Miao Shu did not get rid of his talent for death, and was apologized by Zhao Zhiyuan and thanked him for his goodbye triple kill, and he couldn't get up again.

"Damn, it's nine o'clock, why don't you wake me up and take some class."

"Your arms are so tight, I have to be able to break free, I didn't call you up with three slaps in the morning, the class meeting of the old class." Miao Shu, who got rid of the shackles, answered the questions one by one, and got out of bed and went to the toilet in a hurry, he had been holding back for a long time, if he didn't have the last reason to be a man, he wanted to see if he could wake up Zhao Zhiyuan.

"Damn, the old class is not easy to deal with. My head hurts, are you drunk, what are you washing your face, let's go. ”

"You licked it yesterday."

"I'll brush my teeth first."

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"So everyone should pay more attention to campus safety......" The teacher who was foaming on the podium was interrupted by the "report" of two low voices and one high voice, it was Zhao Zhiyuan and Miao Shu, Miao Shu also tried his best to hide behind Zhao Zhiyuan's area, praying not to see.

"Zhao Zhiyuan, Miao Shu will come to my office after class. Okay, let's move on...... Everyone is together, I announce some things, the first thing, your most painful military training has been successfully put on the agenda, every day from 5 to 6 o'clock in the afternoon, stretch for an hour, for two weeks, don't complain so much, don't ask for leave, I don't have a leave note......"

"Why is it suddenly military training again, isn't it a military training for new students? We're both sophomores

It's unreasonable. "There were protests below.

The teacher was accustomed to the students' screaming, and continued to walk at his own pace as if he didn't hear clearly.

"This can't be regarded as military training, physical exercise, specially let you go to the playground to play, don't be satisfied, there is one more thing, Teacher Liu of the school's psychological counseling room welcomes you to sit with her at any time, Teacher Liu is a very good person, you can talk to her if you are unhappy, let Teacher Liu give you advice. Alright, let's study on your own. Saying that, the head teacher called two people out. As soon as the front foot walked, the back foot classroom was boisterous, mostly comments about the school taking up valuable personal time.

After a while, Zhao Zhiyuan and Miao Shu came back intact, and as soon as they sat down, Miao Shu said restlessly: "Hmph, I won't go to see what I can do with me then." ”

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On the playground in the afternoon,

"Yo, Miao Shu, didn't you go back to the dormitory with Sun Feng? Why are you coming to the playground again? Zhao Zhiyuan, Sun Yang and Sun Lei sat lazily on the playground and boredly pulling out the grassroots, their eyes glancing at a certain place from time to time, and the person who spoke was Sun Lei.

"Don't mention it, I was kicked out by the dormitory manager, saying that this time was to come out to strengthen our health, let us come out and jump, and threatened us that the power would be cut off next time. Alas, what are you looking at? Listen to me, this aunt is really worthy of being a person who has seen a big scene, at that time, at that time, Brother Feng didn't wear anything, and then the two of them faced each other directly as soon as the aunt opened the door, and then the aunt didn't react at all, you said... What are you looking at, why are you not reacting? ”

According to the usual situation in their dormitory, some people have already begun to force Sun Feng to wear underwear, but no one reacted today. Miao Shu, who was surprised, looked at everyone's gaze and was stunned.

What did he see, Xiao Yu, who used wood as a selling point, actually got his senses, and drank milk tea with a good-looking girl, or you and I took a sip, what's the matter, save money, buy two cups and die, this is not deliberately abusing a single dog. Miao Shu was very surprised by this scene, and hurriedly stabbed Zhao Zhiyuan,

"Brother Zhao, the pig you raised was slaughtered today, and he learned to arch cabbage, give up, don't pester Xiao Yu, people's sexual orientation is normal."

"Are you looking for a fight, do you mean that my sexual orientation is abnormal."

"That's not it, before Xiao Yu didn't change, you dragged people out of the restaurant to open a house, but now people have changed and become handsome, my God, Boss Zhao, you don't know that you look at Xiao Yu's eyes, and you can't wait to swallow your life." Tsk tsk. Give up, don't be open-minded. ”

Listening to Miao Shu's words, Zhao Zhiyuan hurriedly interrupted: "Who has a problem with sexual orientation, going out is just to eat, what kind of room to open, Xiao Yu and I are just drinking friends..."

"But Xiao Yu doesn't drink."

"It's just that classmates have a good relationship..."

"It's so good that I sleep in the same bed."

"What the hell is there?"

"That's you, Lao Miao, you and Brother Zhao slept in the same bed last night."

……

Then the two of them stopped talking, probably thinking of "beautiful" things.

"Alas, my God, they took out strawberry-flavored milk tea again, and got together to drink it again, and really bought two cups and drank one cup at a time, it's too shameless, don't stop me, I want to teach this pair of dog men and women what is called etiquette, righteousness and shame."

After walking a few steps, Miao Shu, who came back to his senses, turned around and asked, "Why don't you pull me down, the feelings that have been brewing are all deflated." ”

"Go ahead. No one stopped you. ”

"Forget it, I can't really get up and find myself uncomfortable."

Helplessly, Miao Shu went back to watch the live version of the real third-rate love movie with the big army.

"That's nice, girlfriend." I don't know who expressed emotion, which attracted everyone to echo it.

"That's nice."

"That's good."

"God, give me a girlfriend."

For a time, there was a cold air flow in the area called the sorrow of the single dog.