Chapter 899: A superhero blockbuster turns into a romance drama in seconds
"It's so ruthless, it's you who are disfigured and suffered, but you ......"
Russell covered his nose, and a few drops of nosebleeds flowed out of his fingers, just a few drops, and he didn't come out much even after slowing down the self-healing speed.
Get rid of the 'we' and say it again! x2
Superwoman snorted coldly, her figure turned into an afterimage, and disappeared on the spot to Russell's side.
After a few days of getting along, Superwoman knows that Russell is clever and is the best at fooling people, and she has always been soft-eared to Russell, and if the other party flickers two words, she will have no tricks, so she must not let that mouth move.
Flying sand and rocks, Superwoman flashed behind Russell, and the Infinity Gauntlet turned into a knife, hitting Russell in the back of the neck as fast as lightning.
Russell lowered his head slightly, avoiding the sweeping hand knife, and the moment his body straightened, he grabbed Superwoman's wrist, pushed and pulled, and leaked her strength, while not forgetting to use the beautiful man trick and telepathize with her.
"Don't make trouble, it's not my wish to hide my identity, I really can't tell the truth, otherwise why would I have to suffer this crime."
“……”
Superwoman frowned, and made another mistake with Russell's soft roots, and he grabbed his wrist and dragged him into his arms, and locked his hands in place.
Shen Menghan's eyelids twitched, although this scene was no different from looking in the mirror, she still felt that her head was extremely heavy, she quickened her pace, appeared on Russell's side like a teleportation, and slapped away the 'immobile' superwoman, and swung her elbow towards Russell's door.
It was also a telepathic transmission, Russell slapped the door of Superwoman's closed heart, and the latter was unmoved, and after three times, the door opened slightly by a crack.
Russell: I knew it!
The moment the crack in the door opened, Russell raised his foot and kicked the door open, Shen Menghan symbolically pushed a few times, and the door of the spiritual world was invaded by darkness.
Then, with the same routine, Russell didn't change a word, so Shen Menghan's questioning was gone, and at the same time, he dragged it into his arms.
The angle is changed, and it is Superwoman's turn to feel that her head is a little heavy.
The three of them fought in close combat, Russell was clumsy, and at the same time sent private messages, and the two superwomen knew how to reason with emotion, ten sentences, seven truths and three falsehoods, never talking about the bad debts on Jason's vest, and the two of them were getting slower and slower, but there was no ambiguity at all when they were competing for the C position.
Outside the enchantment, looking at the lively group of people with black lines on their faces, Ying Yingying complained speechlessly: "The captain is not saved, if they continue to fight, they will be hugged by scumbags." ”
"Bian Que is right, give the family a critical illness notice!"
Kang Xi followed up and complained, adding: "At the beginning, the slogan was shouted louder than anyone else, and it was said that whoever dared to work and did not contribute to the work was dug and buried on the spot, but they used the least force, and they were quite energetic when they squeezed each other out of Russell's arms." ”
"It's just that my positive electron cannon is ruined...... Click...... This account is to be reimbursed...... Click-click-click......"
"Hey, where did you get the chips?"
"I still think potato chips are better if I eat dog food without potato chips."
"Makes sense, divide me in half!"
“……”
The more they watched, the more they felt that the play was too fake, and the eyebrows were the same as flirting, which was seriously inconsistent with their expectations.
It's like going to the cinema, the poster reads 'Sci-Fi War, Superheroes' in black and white, with a picture of two superheroines staring at the dark shadows, and the two hairs are on the verge of exploding.
In the first half of the episode, Superwoman wakes up from her slumber, confused about the identity of her clone, and fights with the ontology, and the two sides do not distinguish between victory and defeat.
In the second half of the episode, the two superheroines abandon their previous suspicions and join forces to fight against the big devil who destroys the world.
The demon king has a lot of aura, and almost all the funds are on his special effects, and as soon as he appears, he easily equalizes Superwoman's teammates, which really makes the audience sweat for Superwoman, worried that they can't beat it.
However, the audience obviously thinks too much, there is no life or death, and the plot twists, switching from superhero scripts to urban romances.
The righteous Superwoman fell into the arms of the Great Demon King, because the Demon King's mind was not spacious enough, and the two Superwomen jumped back to the plot of the first half of the episode.
Junk movies sell dog meat on sheep's heads, insulting the audience's IQ, but ...... I can see it too!
A few women changed their minds, and they couldn't see Supergirl x2 domestic violence scumbags, and it was not bad to watch Supergirl tear each other, after all, ordinary people couldn't tear her, and such a scene was rare.
Rumble! Rumble! Boom————
The ground shook slightly, Kang Xi looked at the potato chip packaging bag that was trembling in his hand, and said dissatisfiedly: "Deputy team, this enchantment is not reliable at all, don't be blown up." ”
The shadow covered the top of her head, Ying Yingying's body stiffened, and she turned her head with difficulty: "Stupid, see the situation clearly, this pot enchantment is not back." ”
Several people watching the play turned around sharply, and in their sight, Godzilla was walking in the sky, and a mouthful of atomic breath gushed down from a long distance.
"Stop Godzilla, the defenses outside the barrier can't stop the radiation hotline!"
……
Within the enchantment, Russell kept private messages, never mentioning 'you are all my wings', blocked Superwoman's pretentious fist, raised his hand to push it aside, and then sideways to avoid Shen Menghan's whip legs, holding his ankle and clamping it under his armpit.
"Where did you just go...... Oh, it's not that I want to resurrect the clone, it's that the situation forces me, and I can't do without a time loop if I don't resurrect her. ”
"Then why did you hide her stone statue in the space ring and exchange it for a resurrection card?"
"It's a long story......"
"Then long story short, I'll listen!"
“……”
Russell rolled his eyes, met himself with Superwoman, and then fought, and finally said the situation of Superwoman volunteering to die: "Yes, she was you at the time, if I was indifferent, I didn't see it, what's the difference between it and scum?" ”
"That's why you're hugging left and right?"
“……”
"Hmph, you're not a scumbag, you're a scumbag!"
“……”
Superwoman kicked a fly, hit Russell's back, hit Shen Menghan in his arms across the mountain, and then stepped forward quickly, and one was accidentally caught by Russell's arm.
"Continuing with the topic just now...... We're real teammates, how can you help her and not help me? ”
When Superwoman heard this, her eyebrows furrowed: "I've been helping you, but you haven't told me the truth." ”
"How is it possible, I even sold myself to the Lord God for you...... Ahem, you have to understand, she and I will leave the main god space after completing the task, and you can't, we won't see each other for a while, so why bother with some details and cherish time! Kiss! ”
"Sell yourself for what? What pact did you make with the Lord God? Superwoman was shocked, forgot about the psychic transmission, and blurted out directly.
"What contract, you two...... Telepathy too? ”
Shen Menghan's face changed, and he noticed the words such as the contract of sale, and immediately put the unhappiness in his heart behind.
"No, there's no contract of sale, I said the wrong thing."
Russell's face was pale, sweat oozing out and forgetting to wipe it, he waved his hand and retreated, and said in his mouth: "That's it, don't talk about this topic, let's talk about Jason's vest, I'm wearing women's clothes, ask you if you're angry?" ”
Superwoman and Shen Menghan's faces were pale, turning a thousand times, their minds were all about Russell and the main god signing the deed of sale, who still cared about the black account on Jason's vest, one left and one right, stepped forward and grabbed his two arms.
"Russell, the deed of sale is ......"
"Stop, can you not embarrass me?"
Russell smiled, no, the corners of his mouth opened in fright, and he took several cool breaths in a row.
"It's because of me that you ......"
Superwoman held Russell's hand, the corners of her eyes were red, thinking about the other party's contribution, and then thinking about her unreasonable trouble, she was suddenly ashamed, lowered her head and didn't dare to look at him.
"Yes and no, it's still a long story, in fact, I signed that a long time ago......"
Russell raised his hand and took Superwoman into his shoulder, and looked at Shen Menghan with affection: "Remember that ring, no, on the surface, you snatched it, but in fact, I deliberately took it away for you, and there is a certain luck bonus...... I can't say anything extraordinary, you just need to know it's rare, don't lose it. ”
"Then I'll give it back to you, I won't need it anyway."
When Shen Menghan heard this, he hurriedly took out the pendant under the collar and wanted to take off the ring and return it to Russell.
"No, I can't die under normal circumstances, you need it more than I do."
As he spoke, Russell pulled Shen Menghan into his arms again, looked up at the sky, and felt that his life had reached its peak.
(?? ﹃??)?
The car was overturned, but the old driver never said that he only had one car, and he could pull a car of leather people when he drove a truck in the future.
"Alas, don't dwell on this matter in the future, just understand it in your heart, I won't say it anyway, it's useless for you to kill me." Russell suppressed his smugness, his voice was extremely distorted, and he pondered that he would strike while the iron was hot and get things done immediately.
At that time, the raw rice will be cooked and the rice will be cooked, and there will be no more such!
"I ......"
Shen Menghan looked at the face-to-face superwoman, and wanted to kick it away and monopolize Russell's arms.
But when I think about it, Russell's resurrection of her was also because of herself, and after leaving the main god space, the other party disappeared.
The other party also worked hard for Russell, and when it was replaced by herself, I am afraid that this is also the result, so she simply closed her eyes and didn't see it.
Superwoman's side is almost the same, and she feels that she really didn't see the wrong person, Russell is willing to sign a contract with the main god for her, and Shen Menghan is there...... Let's do it first, after all, Russell is not easy.
"It's too difficult for me, don't talk about identity in the future, there are clauses on it...... Well, you get it. Russell tightened his arms, not breaking and not standing, breaking and then standing, risk is always accompanied by opportunity, the ancients did not deceive him.
"Uh-huh......" x2
Hearing the gentle response, Russell raised his head and laughed silently, and the trembling posture of his body made the two girls feel distressed, thinking that he had been punished for saying too much, and the resentment in his heart disappeared in an instant.
Just as Russell pondered the idea of non-separation, the enchantment above his head shook repeatedly, and in the blink of an eye, he disappeared without a trace, and Godzilla's huge face came into view, with one of Ghidorah's heads in his mouth.
Boom ————
The blue light burst into the sky, and Ghidorah's head was wiped out.
“???”