Chapter 138: Little Brother in Vain

At the same time, Ji Wuming and Yueyue came to Nangong Wenhou's base camp.

"This is Nangong Wenhou?"

A white golden snub-nosed monkey sat on the desk, enjoying the delicious fruit, eating a little wild, the juice splashed all over the armor on its body, when Ji Wusheng came, it was stunned for a moment, and then buried its head and continued to eat.

Ji Wuming: "Wen Hou, why do you only eat the peel of the fruit and not the pulp when you eat oranges?" ”

Wen Hou was stunned for a moment, squeezed his temples with both hands, and two jets of water spurted out of his eyes, and his originally blurred eyes became extremely bright.

Wen Hou saw the flesh on the desk and scratched his head in embarrassment, "Oops, I ate it wrong." ”

Suddenly, Wen Hou raised his head dreamily, stared directly at Ji Wusheng, and then flew to Ji Wusheng's side. Hold Ji Wusheng's feet.

"Master, is that you? Great, I finally met the host. ”

Ji Wuming grabbed the skin of the back of their necks and lifted them up. Wen Hou, who is 1.4 meters tall, is not very tall, and his white fur is shiny and beautiful.

Ji Wuming: "How do you know me?" ”

Wen Hou: "Zhen Zhen is my eldest brother, you are his master, and you are my master." The eldest brother said that if you follow the master, you will be able to get ahead one day. Master, you can take me! ”

Ji Wuming's magical red panda, it has been more than three years since it was snatched away by Mu Kexian. I don't know how it is doing, whether it has met a female bear with the same three views.

Ji Wuming: "What are your abilities?" ”

Wen Hou: "I can eat a lot of fruits. ”

Ji Wuming: "How much can you eat?" ”

Wen Hou: "One planet!" ”

Ji Wuming: "Can you fight?" ”

Wen Hou: "I don't like to fight, it hurts." I'll shoot though. ”

Wen Hou plucked a hair, the space inside the hair cracked, and the Gatling machine gun appeared in Wen Hou's hand.

"Ahh

After a round of shooting, a neat circle of bullet holes appeared in the wall. Wen Hou used Gatling to play the stability of laser weapons, and it is not an exaggeration to call it a sharpshooter.

Ji Wuming: "In the future, in front of your own family, you will be called Xiaobai." She is your hostess. ”

"Ma Ma is good!" Xiaobai saluted.

Yueyue touched its head, "Little white is good." ”

Ji Wuming: "Find someone who looks similar to you, or make one that looks similar to you, I'll go to get the bounty later." ”

Xiaobai: "Is it an air crystal?" How many? Is there 100,000? ”

Ji Wuming: "Thinking too much, now that Homo sapiens are collectively autistic, where is there still the circulation of gas crystals on the market." It's some thinking value currency. ”

Xiaobai: "That's not interesting, Momoxi has already left." For us high-level void beings, the effect of the spirit swamp is already very low. ”

Ji Wuming: "By the way, how did you become a virtual life?" ”

Xiaobai's eyes dodged, unwilling to answer.

It turned out that when the virtual life appeared, Mu Kexian was very interested and wanted to use his pet for experiments. So a notice was issued, and a month later, the fattest one was used for transformation.

It happened that Xiaobai was asleep at that time. After waking up, Xiaobai found that the world had changed, everyone was super good to him, and there was nothing delicious for him. The most given is the number one snack goods, and Xiaobai kowtows to recognize the eldest brother immediately.

And then...... Xiaobai successfully won the championship with a weight of 300 pounds. The runner-up next to him is a scrawny elephant!

Xiaobai recalled the tragic past and couldn't help scolding: "It's definitely dehydrated!" How can it be lighter than me! ”

Ji Wuming: "What is dehydrated?" ”

Yueyue: "It's not good for children to speak foul language. ”

Xiaobai: "Ah, ah, it's nothing, I said that the fruit they gave me before was dehydrated, and it didn't taste good at all." ”

Danmaku-kun: Hey, Xiaobai, your saliva is flowing to the ground, is it really good to talk nonsense with a clear conscience like this?

Kill the base of the group.

Bai Wufang: "Yo, how can you bring back a live one and have a pet?" ”

Xiaobai: "Your uncle, I am Bai Wenhou!" If you are disrespectful to me again, I will go to your bed at night to catch lice. ”

Bai Wufang looked disdainful: "It's up to you?" Hum...... Enoki mushrooms. ”

Xiaobai: "What kind of consciousness does enoki mushroom have?" ”

Ji Wuming: "She's driving, leave her alone." ”

Yueyue gave Bai Wufang the master ball containing a high imitation clone: "This is the head of Nangong Wenhou, I'll give it to you." ”

Bai Wufang licked his lips, "I've made a fortune~"

Xiaobai: "Ma Ma, she's so weak, is she your pet?" ”

Yueyue: "No, she's my subordinate. ”

Xiaobai: "Oh...... I see, isn't it a slave? Then she will salute me when she sees me in the future, and she will hand over the delicious food. ”

Ji Wuming knocked on its head, "Hand over you a big-headed ghost, don't you have any points?" You look at the ground. ”

Xiaobai lowered his head and leaned, and behind him were footprint pits, like footprints in the snow. However...... Here's the metal.

Xiaobai smiled embarrassedly: "I'm only 12 tons, it's not heavy, it must be a tofu scum project, I will definitely educate these construction workers when I go back." ”

Ji Wuming: "Don't play tricks, exercise when you have time, I'm just here for a vacation." I'm going to set out in a while, and I'm going to face a terrible enemy. ”

Xiaobai: "I'm not afraid, I have a life talisman from the immortals." ”

Xiaobai held up a triangular figure like a five-mao peace charm on the side of the street, which was given to it by Mu Kexian. The appearance of the peace charm is mediocre and a little earthy, but the inside contains a terrifying atmosphere.

Ji Wuming: "Aren't you afraid that the enemy will trap you, lock you up for one hundred and eighty years, and won't give you food?" ”

"No food?" Xiaobai shook his head frantically, in his heart: This is terrible, it seems that I have to exercise hard, I must run fast, I will open the lock!

The beacon fire was the foundation that returned the next afternoon.

He...... Only one leg is left to move!

The breath of the beacon fire is like silk, "Quick!" Fast! Save me. I've been dancing for 18 hours now! Quick, I'm going to eat dorayaki! ”

Ji Wuming: "He is already delirious, and he still fantasizes that he is an omnipotent blue fat man." Carry him to the psychiatric ward. ”

Paramedics carry the beacon onto a stretcher.

Ji Wuming: "Wait, if it really doesn't work, notify the kitchen." The mad dogs at the base haven't eaten for three days. ”

Medic: "Executive, don't be kidding, Captain Beacon is just overtired and has a broken body all over his body. It will be fine in a day or two. ”

Ji Wuming: "Okay, it seems that you are not from Earth, and you don't realize my slots." Beacon this kid has a personality, he doesn't even play with such mature cloning equipment at the base? ”

The sleeping beacon suddenly spoke: "Rare things are precious!" Then he went back to sleep.

Ji Wuming watched the medical staff carry him away, and said to himself: "Hey, brother, this is a reminder to you, it depends on your creation or not." Are you still too naΓ―ve, do you think that there is no reproductive isolation for human beings? Kid, you're an alien. ”