Chapter 39: Roasted Bamboo Rats
Lu Yan's words aroused the curiosity of the little fox, the taste of roasted bamboo rats is actually no worse than roasted wild boar?
"Bamboo rat, it feeds on bamboo, miscanthus, plant stalks, etc., because it prefers to eat bamboo, so people are widely called bamboo rats."
Lu Yan began to popularize science, Xiaohu sat down and logged in to the live broadcast platform account.
As soon as the camera was turned on, there was an influx of people, and for some people, Xiaohu's live broadcast room has become their daily habit.
I saw on the screen, 'Encyclopedia' was holding a 'mouse' with a blunt and round head, big lips, and small eyes, and no ears in sight.
"Bamboo rat!"
"Encyclopedia, what are you doing, eating bamboo rats?"
"It's finally done!"
This scene seems to have been expected for a long time, and the legendary Huanong brothers, the bamboo rats, suffered their terrible persecution.
And Lu Yan didn't know about these, but only knew a thing or two from the mouths of netizens.
He looked at the fat bamboo rat and imagined what to do to make it delicious.
"How should I eat this?"
The problem is, Xiaohu has only heard of it, and as for how to eat, I don't know much.
"Ahem, don't be busy eating yet, let's talk about the story of bamboo rats first."
Lu Yan signaled not to be impatient, after all, he was doing a wilderness live broadcast, and it would be too boring if he put things out in one go.
In that way, it looks dry, numb, and not mellow at all.
"Bamboo rats are in the tropical and subtropical forests of the eastern part of Africa and southern Asia, and it just so happens that we are in the southeast region, so it makes sense that there are bamboo rats here."
Lu Yan gestured on the body of the bamboo rat and estimated the size.
But it scared the bamboo rat to the point that it trembled, as if it felt like something bad was going to happen.
"Wow, it's so soft, this fur seems good to use as a glove."
The little fox also touched it, thinking of the gloves to wear in winter.
"Shall we make it and eat it?"
The little fox raised his head and looked at Lu Yan, not caring about the feelings of the bamboo rat at all.
Bamboo rat: "Groc, cluck......"
"Hahaha, it's so cute!"
"There were tears in its little eyes because it was going to be eaten."
"Bamboo Rat: Scared~"
"Look at this bamboo rat so beautiful, why don't we make it into a roasted bamboo rat/funny"
"It's too fat~"
"No, no, no, it's heat stroke, it's so hot in the southeast!"
"Hahaha, are you guys funny!"
Lu Yan didn't plan to continue talking nonsense, pulled out his knife, came to a small stream, and then ......
"So fast?"
The head of the bamboo rat has been removed, the outer fur has been scraped off, and the internal organs have been disposed of.
"Today, I'm going to tell you about a hundred reasons to eat bamboo rats."
Lu Yan lit a fire and let the little fox fight on the side.
"I don't have any spices here, but I found some fresh plants to replace them."
I saw Lu Yan holding a handful of green plants in his hand.
"To make roasted bamboo rats, it is best to have ginger, garlic, light soy sauce, salt, and if there is cooking wine, it is the best."
"Since we don't have anything, let's teach you a simple method, in fact, no matter what kind of meat, if it is not processed, no matter how well it is roasted, it will have a certain fishy smell."
Lu Yan plucked the washed green leaves, kneaded them, and then applied them to the surface of the bamboo rat meat.
"This is wild celery, and everyone who has watched my previous live broadcast knows that the unheated celery has a bit of a flavor and flushes the nose, but after heating, the ingredients inside it are broken down and turn into a fragrance."
Lu Yan didn't just add celery, but also took out a plant seasoning, a few long leaves.
"It's called kaempfera, it's generally more common in rocky areas near the edge of the stream, and those who have eaten mutton should know it, it can get rid of the smell."
Lu Yan said, breaking the leaves of the mountain cuspondron and putting it into the stomach of the bamboo rat that had been hollowed out.
"It's a yam, but it's not a necessity, but it can be used to adjust the taste."
He was holding a gray root, easily broken and brittle, and a slimy, clear liquid secreted from the freshly broken notch.
Lu Yan was also a little curious, so he dipped some with his hand, twisted his fingers, and chirped.
"It's a little sticky, it's weird to be lubricated!"
This scene was seen by the little fox, his face was slightly red, but he still pretended to be serious, indicating that he didn't know anything.
The barrage is crooked.
"Hahaha, why has Encyclopedia become dirty?"
"Brother Yan, you are so bad, how can you be like this!"
"Hehe, I didn't expect Lu Yan to be an old driver."
Lu Yan didn't see the barrage, otherwise he would be puzzled, does this have anything to do with anything else?
"Eat the roasted yam first."
Lu Yan buried the yam in the fire and continued to process the bamboo rats. Books.com
After putting all the spices he could put, he still felt a little dissatisfied, but the conditions were limited, so he could only do so.
"In order to roast the bamboo rat completely without baking the paste, it is necessary to prop up the bamboo rat with a stick and let it heat it sufficiently."
"Since it's a roasted bamboo rat, of course you have to use bamboo, and you can use local materials!"
Lu Yan, who had done all this, breathed a sigh of relief and waited quietly.
After more than ten minutes, Lu Yan took out the yam and cut a small piece with a knife, and the meat inside became soft.
"It's supposed to be cooked, I'll try it first."
He took a small piece and put it in his mouth after a few breaths for fear of burning his tongue.
"Hmm...... It's like eating a baked sweet potato, but the taste is different. ”
When Xiaohu heard him say this, it must have been baked.
"I'm going to taste it too."
The little fox was already hungry, and he was not as particular as Lu Yan when he ate, so he accidentally burned his mouth.
"Woo~ It's hot!"
She spit out the roasted yam that she hadn't had time to swallow, looking a little pained.
Lu Yan shook his head helplessly and handed her the kettle.
"Drink some water and cool your mouth, or it will bubble later."
When Xiaohu heard that her mouth might be foaming, she panicked, she didn't experience this kind of pain.
Take the most common canker sores, which often take a week to heal.
And during this week, no matter what I did, eating, talking, or even swallowing, it was painful.
"I don't want to bubble, it's better to let me die."
The little fox couldn't bear it anymore and hurriedly drank water.
"Be careful in the future, there is no anti-inflammatory medicine for you."
After a while, Xiaohu felt it, and there was nothing wrong with his mouth.
"Hmph, I don't believe it, I'm going to eat slowly now."
The little fox spread the culprit 'roasted yam' on a stone, holding back his hunger and waiting for it to cool down.
But when it cools down, the roasted bamboo rat should be ready.
"Ahhh
The little fox general Lu Yan is about to start working again, and she hasn't even padd her stomach yet.
This was absolutely unbearable, so he simply grabbed the cooled roasted yam, peeled it off three times and divided it by two, and then stuffed it into his mouth in one go.
“……”
Lu Yan almost held his forehead: "You slow down, I didn't rob you again." ”
He really didn't grab it, but Xiaohu couldn't wait, because the smell of roasted bamboo rats was too tempting.
After five minutes, the little fox solved the roasted yam.
If it was placed in the past, just such a short piece of roasted yam could be used as a meal.
But not anymore, the amount of exercise every day has increased dramatically, and the energy consumed has also increased.
In addition, with Lu Yan, the god of eating, her food volume has also increased greatly.
"Cut a piece for me, I want to taste the roasted bamboo rat."
The little fox asked Lu Yan to linger on the golden roasted bamboo rat, wanting to find the best piece.
Lu Yan also took care of her, and it was the first time for him to make a roasted bamboo rat, so in order to get a higher evaluation score, he decisively chose the best part.
A bamboo rat leg with a piece of meat attached.
"Na, this piece is from the leg of a bamboo rat, with few bones, a lot of meat, and lean meat."
The little fox didn't wrinkle slightly, and didn't seem to want to bite it very much.
Lu Yan also cut a piece and put it in his mouth very casually, his teeth were very good, his mouth was chewing up and down, and the sound of clicking sounded.
Seeing that he was eating like this, the little fox didn't care, closed his eyes, and put it in his mouth.
"Hmm~ not bad."
Of course, Lu Yan felt good, in his opinion, this bamboo rat was not only wild, but also able to grow such a big body in this natural selection primeval jungle, which showed that its body was still very healthy.
"Poor little one, it's gone!"
"Why don't we do a great method of resurrecting the dead?"
"I'm optimistic about you upstairs, we'll definitely watch your video."
Sure enough, it didn't take long for a set of videos to come out on the Internet.
When the little fox saw it, he almost burst out laughing.
"Lu Yan, look, the bamboo rat brought back to life Dafa made by netizens has come out."
Lu Yan took a look curiously, it was actually the picture of his live broadcast, but the difference was that the content was played backwards.
The funniest thing is that the dubbing commentary, as well as the original sound of the video when playing it backwards, becomes an incomprehensible muttering sound.
Eventually, the bamboo rat was resurrected!
"Hahaha! Talent! ”
Lu Yan smiled, his stomach hurt with laughter, this year's netizens are too funny.