I beg God to do well, come and take away this demon!

Lao Tzu really can't stand the birds.

What the hell do you think, a dog you named Chen Lisha

The ghosts in the mirror are crying.

Forget it about calling Chen Lisha, ask you, you just say no and bring an expression to describe how beautiful it is, and Lao Tzu went straight to the point, but in the end you told me that it was not a human being but a dog

Who is this Nima going to reason?

As soon as Bai Xiaochuan exerted his strength under his feet, the big beauty exploded and disappeared directly.

"Hmph, carving insect skills ......" was very contemptuous in his tone.

The ghost heart in the mirror is bleeding, this is an illusion created by him, and it is connected to his cultivation, and when he goes down, he will lose a lot of cultivation, and he has to eat how many souls to make up for it.

I'm scared, I'm stupid, I'm a stupid fork, I won't play with you

Can't be provoked, can't be provoked!

Thinking of this, the ghost in the mirror directly spread his wings and wanted to fly away.

I don't listen to your wishes, I can't enter the illusion realm, it's not serious, pit after pit, what are you and me

As soon as his wings spread, he was grabbed by Bai Xiaochuan.

"Why are you going," Bai Xiaochuan said.

"I ...... Go pee, pee......" said the ghost in the mirror.

"Pee" Bai Xiaochuan looked at the ghost in the mirror with a surprised look and said: "You are still peeing on a crow, why haven't I heard that birds pee, could it be that you are a different species ...... the wilderness."

"Enna......" The ghost in the mirror almost didn't cry, and his thoughts were all disrupted for you, forgetting that he was a crow.

By the way, the result was almost exposed, but fortunately there was such a thing as a flood of different species.

But what kind of crow is so awesome, the desolate alien species can pee

"Oh, I see!" Bai Xiaochuan said abruptly: "If it's a desolate alien urine crow, this makes sense, there's nothing wrong with it......"

Lai...... Piper ......

The ghost in the mirror couldn't cry or laugh, and a desolate alien species was called this name

Even if it's a desolate species, I'm afraid it's not a good bird, and this is especially being pitted again!

This big brother is really a small pit with a big pit, a big pit has a small pit, a pit in a pit, a pit in a series of pits, and the most important thing is that the pit does not fall into the hole......

I can't afford to play.

"Big guy, can I pee?"

The ghost in the mirror is crying with a sad face, for the safety of life and property, stay away from the gods.

"What's the panic," Bai Xiaochuan said.

The ghost in the mirror suddenly became vigilant, is there a hole in this special place?

Big brother, can you let me go!

Sure enough, Bai Xiaochuan said: "I heard that the urine crow has no ability, and his IQ is not high, but there is a stunt that shocks the past and the present, you can show it......"

Break off...... Stunt......

What a special skill, even if the crow can say the sky, he won't!

But he couldn't say no, how could that be good.

"I heard that the weed crow can pee ten miles in the wind, you pee here, I see if I can urinate ten ......miles," Bai Xiaochuan waved his hand.

Nima ......

Ten miles of pee in the wind

You and I have that little water gun is an anti-aircraft gun

"Big guy, I can't pee!" The ghost in the mirror honestly admits it.

Bai Xiaochuan's face changed and said, "Then you are not a pisper crow......"

"I am, I really am, it's just that my talent has not been developed, and you know that I don't have a high IQ, my head is sick, and I have been in a state of low intelligence for a long time, which is understandable......"

The ghost in the mirror was talking and talking, and he was about to cry.

This is not fake crying, it is real crying, and I have forced myself to scold myself, why am I so depressed.

"Haha, I see!" Bai Xiaochuan nodded and said: "It makes sense, it makes sense, it doesn't matter if you can't pee, I guess you have a problem, show it and take a look at ......"

Ha

Show it out and take a look

Don't say that he has become a crow in this kind of thing, and even if he does, he can't show it to you.

His two wings hurriedly covered between his legs and said, "Don't give it to ......"

"What are you shy" Bai Xiaochuan said: "I estimate that there is a problem with you, I have a magic skill here, called the golden gun, which can definitely make you pee ten miles in the wind......"

Is it something to be proud of?

The ghost in the mirror said: "I'm really fine, I don't want you to help, I still decided that it would be better for me to develop!" ”

"You're not right, as my spiritual pet, how can I not help you...... Hurry up, don't be polite......" Bai Xiaochuan had a polite expression.

Pitted again, cheated again.

The ghost in the mirror wants to cry without tears, I can't escape if I want to!

"Big guy, please let me go, I really don't need to help......" The ghost in the mirror had a pain in his chest, and if he went on like this, he was going to vomit blood again.

Now he already felt that the yin qi was scattered all over his body, and he might not be able to maintain this image after a long stay.

As an eight-grade ghost, he is still in his home field, and he is actually forced to be like this!

Woe!

"I'm just helping, how can you say that you can let go of such words, it sounds like I'm bullying you!" Bai Xiaochuan said a little unhappily.

You're bullying Lao Tzu!

The ghost in the mirror couldn't help it, tears were in his eyes, and the crying was sad.

There was a dull pain in his chest, and he couldn't control the yin qi at all.

Can't be tossed, big guy!

Bai Xiaochuan exclaimed: "What's wrong with you, your wife brought you a green hat......

"Poof......

The ghost in the mirror spurted out another mouthful of old blood.

It's over, it's over!

God's wife with a cuckold, my wife with a cuckold is not so tired of getting along with you, I know if I am a pit for you

"Big guy, big guy, I was wrong, please let me go......"

The ghost in the mirror feels that his heart is so tired, and his brain hurts, and his internal organs are a little wrong, I am afraid that it is a precursor to the violent yin qi, and if he continues to toss, he will become the first eight-grade ghost in the ghost world to be killed alive.

"Didn't I tell you, I just want to help you, it's a bit sad for me to let go of this kind of thing......" Bai Xiaochuan looked melancholy.

Sang Xin your sister, melancholy your sister!

Can't you see that I'm the one who should be really melancholy?

My forehead is vomiting blood, how can you turn a blind eye, and still muttering to yourself, is there any humanity.

"Big guy, I was wrong, I shouldn't have wanted to pit you, you are the real big guy in the pit world, compared to you, I am not hairy, please let me go......"

After the ghost in the mirror said this sentence weakly, he couldn't maintain the change.

"Bang" A burst of yin qi burst out.

The crow suddenly had an extra head, which looked particularly funny.

The head is the true face of the ghost in the mirror, this thing has no flesh on the cheeks, sharp-beaked monkey gills, and the head is bare, which is not a good thing at first glance, especially the eyes, which are full of whites, and the pupils are only the size of a needle tip, which is particularly infiltrating.

It's just that now the ghost in the mirror is violent, trembling all over, his head is shaking, and his face is extremely bad.

Bai Xiaochuan said "oh", looked at the ghost in the mirror in surprise and said: "Why do you suddenly have an extra head, could it be that you are the human-headed bird xo in the ancient legend ......"