Chapter 296: I'm Not Religious
"Now that the zombie has been removed, what ...... the church do?"
Father Wu asked Jiang Hua that he had promised before, as long as he helped Jiang Hua get rid of the Western zombies, then Jiang Hua would consider selling the church to them.
Jiang Hua stretched out his hand, suddenly looked at the skeleton left by the Western zombie, and then said: "This matter is not over yet, he has not been completely eliminated yet, once he absorbs the blood again, he will be revived." Only by completely reducing it to ashes will it be possible to completely destroy him. ”
Although the head of the first eyebrow did not end the Western zombie much, he also knew the horror of the zombie, and nodded and said, "Since this is the case, why don't you cremate it now?"
Father Wu didn't suggest, Jiang Hua took out a bucket of gasoline from the Holy Decree space, and the two of them naturally didn't know what Jiang Hua was holding in his hand, but the two didn't ask much, but stood not far away, watching Jiang Hua pour gasoline on the skeleton alone.
"Huh? Sure enough, he died but didn't melt, and he could still make trouble, and even gasoline could be sucked off. ”
Backwards and down, Jiang Hua realized that something was wrong, because after pouring for so long, the ground was not wet, and there was not a drop of oil. Seeing that Jiang Hua suddenly stopped moving, the two of them thought it was going to be over. But waiting left and right, still didn't wait for Jiang Hua to make a move, the two stepped forward, and asked with a single eyebrow, "What's wrong?"
"It absorbs gasoline," Jiang said.
Father Wu didn't know what gasoline was, so he didn't care, but asked, "Can't you burn it directly?"
Jiang Hua shook his head, he didn't know, so he took out a lighter and lit it, and after trying it for a while, it still didn't work.
Yimei Dao Chang took out the bronze sword, looked at the skeleton, and found that the skeleton was as hard as iron, colliding with the copper sword, making a crisp sound, but it did not suffer any damage.
At this time, Jiang Hua said, "Father Wu, pour the holy water into the bucket."
Father Wu nodded, poured the last holy water into the oil drum, and then, Jiang Hua picked up the oil drum, and sure enough, with the blessing of the holy water, the skeleton could no longer absorb the gasoline. After pouring the oil from the oil drum, Jiang Hua took out the lighter, and then made a fire to reduce the skeleton. A raging fire rose into the sky, and the thick black smoke dissipated into the night sky, leaving only the smell of choking.
"Amen."
Father Wu sighed, and the three of them waited until the skeleton was reduced to ashes before leaving.
"Let's go."
After the three of them left, suddenly an evil wind blew up, blowing the ashes into the air.
"Click......"
On the ground, a pair of stiff teeth made a terrible sound, and suddenly, the stiff teeth escaped into the ground and disappeared.
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Next.
The church was reopened, and with a lot of supplies, the church attracted a lot of people to join. And because of the reopening of the church, the Taoist hall has become much more deserted.
Seeing that his two apprentices also went to collect the supplies, he was amazed at the church's ability to fool believers, and if it goes on like this, I am afraid that the villagers of the entire town will become believers in the church, and by that time, everyone will be religious, so who will believe?
This is a very serious question, so on the second day, after hearing the bell of the church, Yimei Daoist closed the door of the Taoist Hall, and Jiang Hua accompanied Uncle Jiu.
Yimei Taoist walked along the crowd, and when someone saw it, they thought that Yimei Taoist was also going to mass, so he asked, "Uncle Jiu, are you also religious?" ”
Yimei replied coldly: "I don't believe in religion. ”
After a while, the people on the street walked into the church and began the morning mass, and when he saw that the street that had just been overcrowded was suddenly gone, he was a little stunned, and all the villagers were rushing to the church.
Seeing that there was no one around, the Taoist looked at Jiang Hua with one eyebrow: "Are you going to church?" ”
Jiang Hua saw the strange appearance of the elder Yimei, and naturally knew that he also wanted to go, but he couldn't save face, otherwise he wouldn't have disguised himself as a woman in the movie and sneaked into the church, and finally got into trouble.
Jiang Hua nodded, and then said, "I'm going to go in and take a look, what about you?" ”
Hearing that Jiang Hua was also going in, Yimei Dao Chang instantly had an idea, so he said, "Then you go in first." ”
After speaking, Yimei Dao Chang left alone, Jiang Hua wanted to stop Yimei Dao Chang and let him not dress as a man, in fact, he not only knew makeup, but also disguise, but before Jiang Hua could speak, Yimei Dao Chang disappeared. Helpless, Jiang Hua had no choice but to walk into the church alone.
In the church, some people had already started singing hymns, and many people began to sit down, but Jiang Hua came in late, so he didn't order holy water. As a staunch believer in the church, and with some of her support for the reopening of the church, Father Wu reported to the church abroad, so she consciously stood up and began to greet everyone as the temporary receptionist of the church.
After everyone sat down, the slow women's clothing Yimei Dao Chang tiptoed and walked into the church with a restrained expression, and the women's Yimei Dao Chang looked left and right outside the door, as if she did not dare to come in.
Seeing this, Anne, who was still entertaining Jiang Hua, walked to the door with a smile, and then said softly in her sweet voice: "Aha, old lady, welcome, welcome." ”
Yimei Daoist was a little overwhelmed and smiled awkwardly, Anne stretched out her hand, pointed to the holy water platform next to Yimei Daoist, and then said, "Old lady, please order some holy water." ”
When he heard this, he asked, "Do you have to order it?" ”
Anne nodded, and with a single eyebrow, she had no choice but to approach the holy water platform, and then used her Heavenly Master's technique to give herself a click.
Anne on the side was a little surprised, and then walked up to the head of the eyebrows and smiled: "That's not the case. ”
As he spoke, he tapped his finger with some holy water, and then began to pray in the standard eagle language.
Yimei Dao looked like a learner, casually pointed a little with his finger, and then scolded himself in a self-muttering manner: "I have nothing to do, I am looking for trouble by myself, mallet!" ”
After lighting the holy water, Yimei Dao Chang stepped forward, but because of his shoes, he only walked a few steps, and Yimei Dao Chang suddenly fell down and screamed.
When Anne heard this, she hurriedly helped up the Yimei Dao Chang and asked a few words eagerly, which made Ah Xing, who was always paying attention to Annie, see that Ah Xing pulled Ah Yue, and then the two walked together and helped the Yimei Dao Chang up.
When the Taoist saw his two apprentices, he was stunned at first, and then he was angry, these two little rabbit cubs actually came to the church with their backs, it was ...... I don't even take the master in my eyes.
Immediately afterwards, Yimei Daochang was a little worried, because he was still pretending to be a man, so he absolutely couldn't let the two find out that he had secretly come to the church, so under the concerned voices of the two, Yimei Daochang had to bow his head and say that he was fine, and then with the help of the two, Yimei Daochang was helped up by the two.
Jiang Hua, who was in front, naturally also saw a single eyebrow, and after a while, the three of them walked to the front, and Ah Xing saw that there was still an empty seat next to Annie, so he wanted to sit down.