Early the next morning, Qi Dong's mother found that her baby son was lying in bed.

Qi Dong's mother got up early and made breakfast, originally so that her son could go to work early.

It seems that he should not have to go to work?

The floor was littered with the clothes, pants, and socks he had taken off, one thing and another.

Qi Dong's mother cleaned up one by one and moved around the living room cautiously, for fear of waking her son up.

When Qi Dong woke up and got up to go to the toilet, he found that his mother was sitting straight on the sofa, just sitting there and doing nothing.

Qi Dong was stunned: "Mom, what are you doing!" ”

Originally, Qi Dong's mother was sitting there in a daze, because after the cleaning was over, she didn't dare to do anything else, in case she woke up her son, she would feel distressed.

"Oh son! Are you awake? Wash and eat! Mom has already prepared it and is waiting for you to eat! ”

Qi Dong was confused: "Oh, you just eat it yourself, what are you waiting for me to do!" ”

"Then what's the matter, you don't eat leftovers since you were a child, and your mother eats the vegetables first, so it's the leftovers!"

"How can it be so serious! It's okay to eat once in a while. ”

Qi Dong's mother had already been chattering back and forth in and out of the kitchen, bringing out the dishes that had been warmed in the pot and placing them on the table. Qi Dong struggled in the bathroom for a long time before coming out.

Sitting at the table, still dozing off.

Qi Dong's mother brought him the rice and handed him a pair of chopsticks. "Eat my son, today my mother made your favorite braised pork, it's delicious!"

"Mom is still the best for me! By the way, Mom, I'm going to buy a car! Check it out today. ”

"Why do you suddenly want to buy a car? Do you need your mother to fund you a little? ”

"Isn't there still some money, I'll go and see it first, and if it's less, I'll ask you again."

"It's okay to buy a car, it's really hard to see you running back and forth to take a taxi all these years."

"My half-hour drive is actually nothing, and I bought a house close to my unit, but I don't feel tired from going to work. The point is that you say that I am such a big man, and I don't even have a car, which makes people laugh. ”

Qi Dong's mother didn't quite know why she would be ridiculed for not having a car. But when she heard that her son was being ridiculed, she repaid: "Who dares to laugh at my son!" Watch me clean them up! Son, have you been wronged somewhere!? ”

Qi Dong couldn't cry or laugh: "Oh, I'll just say that." ”

This morning, a mother and son also got up early to eat and prepare for the day's activities.

It's just that in the early morning of this mother and son, it's a bit of a "chicken flying dog jumping." ”

At six o'clock in the morning, it was already dawn, and Jiang Yi was woken up by his mother's loud voice in a loud voice, and he was so frightened that he was shocked by the earthquake.

"Stinky boy, get up and help me cook. One or two are eating at home and waiting for death to do nothing, just learn a virtue from your father! Expect me to serve you all of you, you dream! Hmph, let me do everything, you guys are waiting to eat ready-made, will I have my mother's life in my life! ”

Raising his stiff neck, pricking up his ears to listen to his mother's words again, he silently put his head under the pillow: since there is no earthquake, go to sleep, there is still time.

Mom's trick has been used for a lifetime, and it just started to work, and then everyone basically ignored it. Since the eldest brother went to other places, he was the one who was most "tortured". However, he has now cultivated the "King Kong Incorruptible Body", and he doesn't listen to what his mother says.

Who knew that my mother seemed to be very angry this morning.

Jiang Yi didn't get up.

She put down the celery basin in her hand, rushed to Jiang Yi's bedroom in a few steps, reached out and lifted Jiang Yi's pillow with a menacing hand, and then grabbed his ear just to speak, and found that there was something on his ear, and took it down to see that it was actually a special earplug!

"What a mess this is!"

"Oh, Mom, Mom! Don't drag it, how can you hold your grandson if you can't find your daughter-in-law after the ears are pulled off! Oops! Hurt! ”

"Still holding your grandson? Just your lazy virtue and don't do anything all day long, and you still want to find a daughter-in-law? I think you're done with a single in your life! I don't think you should harm other people's daughters! Which girl who is spoiled as a princess at home will marry you as an old mother? Who owes you you! Get up and peel peanuts for me! If you stay up late playing on your mobile phone and computer, I won't give you food! You're hungry and you don't have the strength to play! ”

"Hey, everyone is thirty-five, you beat and scold all day long, you are abusing it!"

"You still know you're thirty-five?! How can there be such a lazy person at such an age! I'm ashamed of you! ”

Jiang Yi felt this despair and grief in his heart: Did he pick it up? Sleep lazily and get scolded!

After all, I was pulled by the ears and got up, and after washing, I hurried to peel the peanuts clean.

"Mom, I hate peanuts the most, can you do something else?"

"Love to eat or not! I'm used to your fault! If my daughter-in-law tells me, it's okay to be a full man! You have to have the ability to bring me a daughter-in-law! ”

"I wondered, you are feminist all over, why is your daughter-in-law good at everything, but your son is not good at anything?"

Because there is an example of the eldest brother Ming Huanghuang there, he has been completely defeated by his mother's logic.

Every time the eldest brother takes his daughter-in-law home for the New Year, he must let the sister-in-law go out and tell his mother what he wants to eat! Because the eldest brother has never achieved it by himself.

This old lady is Mother Li, whom Fu Peipei met in the community garden. She has two sons, who are extremely outgoing and straightforward, and will speak out if they are dissatisfied, and they can't hold their breath.

Her old man has been trembling and worried that his daughter-in-law will not get along with the daughter-in-law married by her two sons in the future, after all, the contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is eternal.

Who knew that the two sons got married late, and the eldest son finally married one in his thirties, and she couldn't wait to take a small basket to hide it, for fear that the daughter-in-law here would be dissatisfied with her son and her own family.

So since the eldest daughter-in-law entered the door, the harmony suddenly increased, and the old woman's voice was usually an octave lower.

This surprised the three old men.

As for the youngest son Jiang Yi, a community police officer, after countless failed blind dates, he has not brought his daughter-in-law home so far.

Why did it fail?

There's no way, a community police officer who has to go to the police for a short time in a parent's, just don't have time to date, and it's still common to be called away by phone during a date? It's a bit difficult to find a daughter-in-law.

So after the eldest son and daughter-in-law returned to their city to work, she "restored the prototype" at home. ”

Loud every day, and very demanding. You must not be lazy and must be involved in household chores. You are not allowed to get up late, even if you go out for a walk and run, you can't stay in bed. Don't go home at night (Jiang Yi couldn't figure out why a big man had to stay home at night?) Wash your own clothes, and if you have time, your father's clothes should also be washed by yourself!

He actually protested, who doesn't have a friend, it's normal to go out and play all night!

Mom's sentence: Good habits are formed, I will form habits for my future daughter-in-law for you!

Once Jiang Yi accidentally overheard his mother and father talking:

"I really didn't expect you and your daughter-in-law to get along very well!"

"I'm not stupid, I'm not by my son's side, only my daughter-in-law can accompany him every day, what conflict do I have with my daughter-in-law, and in the end, it's not my son who is splinted? Besides, I can live for a few years, my son is young! It was his daughter-in-law who accompanied him, not even his children! Alas, I think that if my son is doing well, he must be good to my daughter-in-law! Besides, my son's vision is good, and the daughter-in-law he is looking for is good! Who dares to disagree! ”

"Yes, no one dares to disobey you!"

Jiang Yi shook his head with a smile and nodded, feeling that his mother was quite cute, and he doted on his son.