Red Evil: "There is indeed a way to resurrect your mother, and you can do it." See 1 Mao 2 Line 3 Chinese Network"

Eighth Prince: "What is it?" ”

The Eighth Prince didn't notice at the moment that his Adam's apple was gone.

Red Evil: "Reversal of October." The mother conceives a baby in October, and as her son, you can conceive and conceive your mother in October. ”

Eighth Prince: "But I'm a man, how can I get pregnant for October?" ”

Red Evil: "A woman is pregnant with an inner tube, and a man is pregnant with an outer tube." In ancient legends, the immortals exhaled into adults, the footprints of the thunder god became fetuses, and the relics of the Buddha became adults. These are all signs that a man is pregnant. I will give you a mantra, and if you recite it silently every day, you will be able to conceive a fetus and give birth to your mother. ”

The Eighth Prince silently memorized the mantra and stopped reciting the mantra all the time every day except sleeping.

On the 10th, the feet took root, the skin turned green, and the hair grew shoots.

On another 10 days, the Eighth Prince turned into a short and fat tree more than two meters high, like an unearthed green radish.

In another ten days, the trunk turned into fruit, unraveled, and two babies were born.

In the previous life, they were mother and son, and in this life they are brothers and sisters.

Half an hour later, the emperor hurriedly pushed open the door.

"Immortal Wang, teach me the art of immortality!"

The etiquette of bending over is already the emperor's greatest sincerity.

The Red Evil looked up at the sky and said, "Immortal Yier, as long as you find one thing about immortality, I will grant you the art of immortality." ”

Emperor Zhu Jun: "Dare to ask the immortal chief, what is the matter of immortality?" ”

Red evil: "Fishing for the moon in the water, the foolish man moves the mountain." ”

Zhu Jun: "I want to be the Honor of the World, can this be regarded as a matter of immortality?" ”

Red Evil: "Forever? What is the difference between eternity and eternity? It's just the difference between a big tree and a small grass, what you have to do should be the sky. ”

Zhu Jun: "God? I want to be the only emperor of heaven and earth. Is this a matter of immortality? ”

Red Evil: "You want to be the Jade Emperor?" It's a pity - the Jade Emperor is not allowed to live forever. ”

"How so?!"

Red Evil: "Is living for 10,000 years immortal?" What about 100,000? What about 100 million? Doesn't count! How can a calculable lifespan be considered immortal? Is the same life of heaven and earth considered immortality? This question is as stupid as whether immortality is immortality. Everyone's eyes are different. True immortality is not as simple as living for 10,000 years as you think. ”

"Immortal Wang, I have been granted the true art of immortality."

Red Evil: "I've granted you the art of immortality. ”

Zhu Jun: "Why don't I feel anything?" Do we know we've acquired the art of immortality? ”

Red Evil: "That's right, how do you know?" You emperors. I don't understand anything, and I want everything. You don't know what I give you, and you don't know when I lie to you. After all, you are just a mortal, and when others lie to you that you are the emperor, you really believe it. ”

Hongye picked up the two toddlers and asked Emperor Zhu Jun, "Do you want to eat?" ”

Emperor Zhu Jun's face immediately flushed with excitement, and he stammered, "Could it be ...... So...... They are the elixir! ”

"I don't want to." The milky voice of the eighth prince reached the emperor's ears.

The emperor was like falling from a volcano into an ice field, and the cold sweat instantly soaked his back!

Red Evil: "It's not good to be too strong, and no one present can see that I want to pretend to be forced." It's really helpless. ”

The Red Evil said in the dialect of the gods: "Qing! ”

A small three-dimensional character in the form of a seal fell to the ground and sank into the earth, and soon after, a peach composed of 84,000 characters grew out of the void, and immediately after, the peach grew leaves, branches, trunks, and roots.

Zhu Jun, who had endured chronic toxins for a long time, was impatient to pick peaches and nibble on them.

Belch...... Wrong!

Gnawed down in one bite!

The peach ate the emperor, gained wisdom and energy, and a new peach tree grew.

The Red Evil put down the two babies and said to them, "Bring ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine greedy people here, and you will repay the favor." ”

Male and female chorus: "Thank you, Immortal." ”

Red Evil: "I'm not an immortal, I'm just a mortal with more ability." ”

……

Another thousand years passed, and I arrived in the Tang Kingdom.

The heyday Shushan faction has finally decided to make a move on the legendary Magic Peach Forest!

Mu Xiaoxiao and Zi Yaoyao swaggered into the Magic Peach Forest.

Mu Xiaoxiao: "The demon will come out and die!" ”

Red evil listens to it, and it is a pleasure. Inside: "Finally waited, the brainless protagonist who just faced." Finally, you can pretend to be wanton! ”

The wind rose, lightning and thunder roared, and flowers grew everywhere.

The red evil slowly fell, and he was still wearing the emperor's suit he had built for a thousand years! The weapon is a heavenly halberd that radiates colorful light!

"I'm even the Demon King, He Fang Xiao Xiao, don't come and die soon!"

"I am Mu Xiaoxiao, the eldest disciple of the Shushan faction, it is your misfortune to meet Uncle Ben today, let's say, how do you want to die."

The red evil tilted his head and cheeks: "Hmm...... There are a few people and no atmosphere. ”

With that, wave your hand.

And then......

Mu Xiaoxiao and Zi Yaoyao's mouths are so big that they can stuff a salted duck egg!

They...... I saw a Shu Mountain!

Mu Xiaoxiao stammered: "This devil ...... Actually...... Handful...... Shushan...... All 800,000 mountain ranges in Shushan have been transported here! ”

"Disciples, follow me out to kill demons!"

Ten thousand swords out of the mountain!

The flight of the Shushan disciple Imperial Sword covered the sky, and the black pressure pressed the ground, leaving only a small piece of empty light in the sky, and the empty light was connected together, forming two big characters of "Shu Mountain"!

"Ten Thousand Swords Demon Killing Array!"

The 100,000 Shushan disciples and the billions of swords buried in Shushan have fused into a unique immortal sword!

It looks about the size of the sun in the sky. Compared to the very bluffing fairy sword inscription just now, this doesn't seem to be very powerful.

Mu Xiaoxiao: "How did you fuse such a small fairy sword?" It's not as big as my sword. ”

Red Evil was slightly surprised: "The reason why it is so small is because it is the Taiyin Immortal Sword, and it is as far away as the Taiyin Star at the moment!" ”

The fairy sword slowly turned around and pointed directly at the red evil. The dead leaves and soil of the entire peach forest have risen, this is the super tidal force after the moon's gravity is amplified!

The speed of the planet's rotation decreases at a speed perceptible to the flesh!

Countless powers who can pinch and calculate exclaimed: "Not good! Heaven and earth have changed dramatically! ”

The peaks of more than 100,000 meters were directly broken by the "brakes" of the planet!

The air was directly pressed into a category 23 super hurricane!

No tsunamis hundreds of meters high hit the coastline!

The continental plate is tilted!

Red Evil shook his head secretly: "Hey, it's collapsed again." I'm really not good at designing the world, so next time I'll travel to someone else's world. My own world is full of stupid chickens and reckless people, and it is not interesting at all! ”

The huge fairy sword fell, piercing the earth, and the magma overflowed the surface, and the earth was dead.

The Red Evil silently folded and sealed a frame of thought in his mind.

"Hey—it's the last time, I just want to live an ordinary life, and that's not okay?"