Chapter 31: What the hell is this world?
After Mao Daochang finished talking about business, after the local tyrant surnamed Ren left, Mao Daochang looked at Zheng Hao and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, his expression was a little surprised, and said: "Wencai, you go back first, I still have some things." Zheng Hao looked at Mao Daochang with a smile, and after Wen Cai left, Mao Daochang walked over.
"Two brothers, in Xia Mao Xiaofang, what are you doing in Gantian Town?" Mao Daochang said, Zheng Hao hadn't spoken yet, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said: "I am Emperor Wu of the Han Dynastyγγγγγγ" Mao Daochang was completely shocked, he had already seen that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was not an ordinary person, but he didn't expect it to be Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and there is no doubt that if he can live until now, this Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty must be a zombie, at least he is a demon king of the drought level, Mao Xiaofang suddenly felt a lot of pressure, and then looked at Zheng Hao next to him, "Could it be that this kid is also a γγγγγγ."
Zheng Hao smiled: "Don't worry, I'm not a zombie, Your Majesty has been cultivating in the Imperial Mausoleum, and has never harmed anyone. Emperor Wu of Han twitched his face, and he didn't know what he was thinking, so he acquiesced. When Daochang Mao heard it, he immediately patted his ass and said: "It is worthy of being the first emperor of my Chinese country." β
Zheng Hao looked at Mao Daochang with some shock, "Is this really Mao Xiaofang?" Then Zheng Hao said: "Where we don't live tonight, I don't know where Daoist Mao is?" Mao Daochang smiled: "Where am I very convenient." He was upright now, but there was a hint of cunning in his eyes.
The three of them came to Yizhuang together, Zheng Hao found a magical thing, there was actually a wise little zombie, although this little zombie was a natural white zombie, but it should be made by Mao Daochang, it is estimated that it is his son or something.
Zheng Hao was shocked by these, "This is a mix of several plots, the zombie Dao long-haired Xiaofang, forget the story of Mr. Zombie, and even add a little zombie with an eyebrow Taoist." In the end, Zheng Hao could only helplessly think, "Reality, it's really not that simple." β
After resting for a night, Emperor Wu was very interested in following Mao Daochang to see the so-called coffin ceremony, Zheng Hao didn't care, anyway, he came to practice, Emperor Wu didn't die, Zheng Hao couldn't go back, and I don't know what the layout of the Northeast was.
Mao Daochang took his two apprentices and Emperor Zheng Hao to the mass grave on the hillside, Zheng Hao was not interested in listening, but was interested in seeing the tomb of the female ghost named Xiaoyu, "What kind of form is the ghost, it seems to catch one to study itγγγγγγ" Zheng Hao fell into crookedness again.
On the other side, Mao Daochang had already asked someone to get the coffin out, and when the coffin was opened, the birds and beasts were startled to flee, and it was obvious that there was something wrong with the contents of the coffin. opened the coffin, and sure enough, the body of the old lady Ren was well preserved, more than 20 years, so well preserved, there was obviously a problem.
At this time, Emperor Wu smiled and said softly, "Interesting! Zheng Hao didn't know why. Mao Daochang looked at the corpse inside the coffin and thought to himself: "This thing is about to become a zombie, so it's better to burn it." So I also discussed with Mr. Ren to burn Mrs. Ren's body, but Mr. Ren was different from life and death, and in the end there was really no way, so I had to put the body in Yizhuang first. On the way back to Yizhuang, Emperor Wu suddenly asked Mao Daochang and said, "What is under that mass grave?" β
Mao Daochang thought for a moment and said: "Actually, it is the secret tomb of Cixi in the Qing Dynasty, but before Cixi became a zombie, that tomb has been destroyed. Emperor Wu said suspiciously: "Cixi? β
Zheng Hao immediately explained: "That woman is a sinner in my China, not to mention the harem politics, but also ceded the country's land, lost power and humiliated the country, it can be said that China is so troubled now, she has to pay nearly half of the responsibility." Emperor Wu was furious, Zheng Hao grabbed the idea and said, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was most taboo about the harem, not to mention that he himself grew up under the oppression of the harem, that is, later, in order to avoid his heir being interfered with by the harem, and even killed the biological mother of the next emperor, it can be seen how much Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty hated the harem politics.
However, Cixi has been completely destroyed, and now there is only an empty tomb left, and Emperor Wu can only snort and say: "No wonder this zombie is so strange, Mao Xiaofang, but you had better solve it as soon as possible, this zombie should have reached the realm of Mao Zhuang, if you suck the blood of your relatives, it will become a flying zombie, and when the time comes, with your cultivation, it will be difficult to win." β
Mao Xiaofang was a little surprised, although he guessed that Old Lady Ren's body had become a zombie, but he didn't expect it to be so powerful, but now this zombie can't be cremated, so he can only temporarily suppress it, and find a time to cremate it in the future.
He had a good calculation, but unfortunately, his two apprentices were really not good, although Mao Xiaofang repeatedly told them, but unfortunately, they still forgot to play the ink line on the bottom of the coffin. As a result, that night, Old Lady Ren's zombie jumped out at one time. The movement can be seen by anyone who lives a mile away.
Mao Xiaofang hurriedly took the equipment, it is estimated that this is what he expected, looking at the direction he is going, it seems that the direction he is going is Renfu, but this is also normal, the blood of relatives! Zheng Hao and Emperor Wu have been paying attention to the movement, Emperor Wu wants to see how the combat effectiveness of these zombies is now, and Zheng Hao is purely to see the excitement.