【Small Theater 1】

After Dudu went to kindergarten, Xiao Yunuan bought him a pencil and a pencil sharpener and taught him to write 1 to 10.

After teaching twice, Xiao Yunuan's mobile phone rang, she asked Dudu to practice by herself, and she went to the balcony to answer the phone.

When she finished answering the phone and returned to her room, Dudu was gone, and she thought that the little one had gone to play again.

There was no figure of Dudu for an afternoon, Xiao Yunuan went to Jiang Se's house and found no one, and finally Sister-in-law Luo found him in the kitchen.

Seeing that Sister-in-law Luo looked like she wanted to speak and stopped, Xiao Yunuan went to the kitchen to take a look and almost fainted.

Dudu sharpened all the chopsticks in the house.

【Small Theater 2】

At the dinner table, Rong Yi put the fish meat in the bowl for Xiaoxiao, and said gently: "Eat more." ”

Xiaoxiao pouted and said, "Dad, why do you always give me fish?" I don't like fish. ”

Rong Yi said: "Eating fish is smart. ”

Xiao pouted: "The fish that are caught are stupid, and the more they eat, the more stupid they become." ”

Rong Yi: "......"

Xiao Yunuan: "......"

She suddenly felt that the fish in the bowl was not fragrant.

【Small Theater 3】

On Children's Day, Xiao Yunuan and Rong Yi originally planned to take Xiaoxiao and Dudu to the amusement park, but Dudu had to go to Happy Valley to play.

The tickets were bought in advance, so Xiao Yunuan squatted down in front of him and said softly: "Let's go to the amusement park today, and take you to Happy Valley next time, okay?" ”

Dudu refused: "I don't, I'm going to go to Happy Valley to play!" ”

Xiao Yunuan asked, "Why?" ”

"The little fat man's parents took him to play last week, and he said it was fun, and there was a haunted house there." ”

Xiao Yunuan said patiently: "The haunted house is terrifying, you and your sister are too young, you will be frightened." ”

"No, I'm bold." ”

In the end, they had no choice but to take their sister and brother to Happy Valley to play.

After coming out of the haunted house, Xiao Yunuan's face turned pale, and she was about to ask the two little ones if they were scared, but she muttered: "I thought it was scary, it wasn't scary when my mother was angry." ”

Xiao Xiao nodded his little head: "Mm-hmm." ”

Xiao Yunuan: "......"

Rong Yi held back a smile.

【Small Theater 4】

On the weekend, Dudu and Xiaoxiao were taken to the old house by Zheng Manqiong to play, and the two were sent back on Sunday afternoon.

When he got home, he complained to Rong Yi: "Dad, grandpa is really angry with me." ”

Rong Yi asked with a puzzled face, "What's wrong?" ”

He said: "Grandpa Lu's family gave birth to a baby, grandpa took me to play, I was very happy to see the baby, so I asked Grandpa Lu what his name was." Grandpa Lu said that he hadn't chosen a name yet, so I had an idea and told Grandpa Lu that I have a ready-made one here, and I have all the big names, English names, and small names. Grandpa Lu was very excited when he heard it and asked me what my name was. I said, the big name Lu Youqi, the English name WiFi, the small name cat, trendy and easy to remember. As soon as I finished speaking, my grandfather gave me a slap in the face, and the back of my head still hurts. ”

【Small Theater 5】

As soon as Dudu and Xiaoxiao returned to the old house during the summer vacation, Xiao Yunuan and Rong Yi thought that they were going to play for ten days and half a month, but they didn't expect Dudu to come back the next day.

Xiao Yunuan asked, "Why did you come back?" ”

Dudu drooped his little head and said, "Grandma brought me back." ”

Xiao Yunuan asked, "Why?" ”

Dudu: "At noon, I was watching TV with my sister and grandparents, and I couldn't help but let out a fart, and my grandmother asked me what I was eating, it was so stinky." My sister made fun of me, and I was embarrassed, so I said to my grandmother: Grandma, you are too greedy, just smell the smell, and ask for the formula. ”

"......" Xiao Yunuan couldn't laugh or cry.