Chapter 144: The Theory of Old Cows and Young Grass
Waiting for Xueyin to diligently go to the kitchen to cut a watermelon, and obediently sit on the sofa, Da Niu recovered from his soulless state.
"Brother Da Niu, eat quickly." Xueyin sent the watermelon to Da Niu's mouth very doggedly, and he was still holding a tissue in one hand and was ready to help him wipe his mouth, Da Niu really couldn't stand it!
"Xueyin, you can eat it yourself, I won't eat ......"
As soon as he said that, Xueyin ran over and opened the refrigerator and brought him a vanilla ice cream.
"You eat this."
"......" Da Niu took the ice cream and looked at Yun Yao for help.
"Okay, Xueyin, your big brother is tired for a day, let him rest for a while. Don't you just want to eat roast venison, let's go fight in a few days. Yun Yao received the signal and had no choice but to speak.
Xueyin heard that she would go to hunt deer for a few days, and finally stopped. She blinked her big round eyes and said happily, "Okay, okay, then let's talk about it, let's go deer hunting in a few days." As she spoke, she climbed up the calf's leg again.
Da Niu was so frightened that he quickly stood up and looked at Xue Yin in embarrassment.
"Brother Da Niu, sit down, let's watch TV together." Xueyin didn't know if he was really ignorant, or if he deliberately wanted to take advantage of the big cow, so he pestered the big cow very familiarly, so he had to sit down and sit on someone's leg again.
Da Niu's face was already green, and while dodging to the side, he said, "Xueyin, you are a girl, you can't sit on a man's lap." ”
"Is that so? But people have been sitting on your lap watching TV before, and your legs are much more comfortable than the sofa. ”
Xue Yin pursed her lips, looked at the insistent big cow, and then looked at Yun Yao who was snickering, and said aggrievedly: "It's always okay for that person to become a boy's paper, right?" ”
"Not either!" This time it was Yun Yao's turn to be anxious. It's not that she's afraid of the big cow being bent, she prefers Xueyin's soft and cute little Lori. She has three younger brothers, and she is in dire need of a little sister at this time.
Xueyin was in a dilemma, so she had to frown and turn around, turning into a snow-white little fox again.
Now she can finally sit on the big calf's lap without any pressure. It's just that Da Niu thought that she was a delicate and cute girl a moment ago, and although she became a little fox now, his hand still couldn't fall on Xueyin's back without any mustard.
Yun Yao watched such a good show, and her face was about to cramp with laughter. She pretended to be serious and said to Da Niu: "It's okay, Da Niu, don't mind. Don't look at her small, she is actually a fox fairy, and she doesn't know how old she is this year. ”
Da Niu was so embarrassed that he felt that all the places touched by Xueyin were itchy and uncomfortable, and he was embarrassed to throw her down, so he had to wrinkle his face and say, "Does Xueyin want to eat venison?" Why didn't you tell me sooner? It just so happened that the red heart was also big, and I also said that I would take a trip to the mountain before the autumn harvest. ”
Before Yun Yao could speak, Xue Yin said, "Okay, okay, let's go tomorrow." ”
It happened that Yun Yao had been busy for many days, and she also wanted to find a chance to relax, so she nodded and said, "Then let's prepare to go early, I look like the rice is about to be harvested?" ”
Speaking of rice, the big cow suddenly ignored the fluffy snow sound on his legs, nodded happily and said, "Yes, I estimate that it will be harvested in another five or six days." You tell Mayor Fang to prepare manpower as soon as possible. I've done a good job of the threshing machine, let's see how many catties we can harvest when the time comes! ”
Great, the snow sound has been transformed, the rice is almost ripe, and it will soon be able to completely return to modern life! Yun Yao squinted happily and had already begun to think about whether to hold a farewell banquet.
After Da Niu finished talking about business, he still couldn't ignore Xueyin lying on his lap, and he only looked at it for a while before standing up and said, "It's not early, I'll go back to sleep first." Tomorrow I will go back to the village and call a few people, and the next morning we will go into the mountains and fetch you a deer to eat. ”
As soon as Xueyin landed, she turned into a super cute little Lori again, grabbed Da Niu's arm and said, "Brother Da Niu, Xueyin will send you back!" ”
Yun Yao didn't even have to send off the guests now, and sat comfortably on the sofa. When Xueyin came back with a grin, she asked, "Xueyin, tell me honestly, how old are you this year?" ”
Xueyin was stunned by her sudden question, and only after a while did she say angrily: "Master, you are so excessive, how can you ask someone the age of a girl's paper?" You're really, too, too rude! ”
"Hehe, I already know!" Yun Yao's words startled Xue Yin.
"What do you know?"
"Xueyin, admit it honestly! You're not a little Lori at all. Yun Yao saw that Xue Yin's face changed, and said even more proudly: "You said that you are the instrument spirit of the ring, and this ring has followed me for 20 years, so you will live at least 20 years old." And this ring may have been passed down to me by my parents, so I'm guessing you're at least 30 years old! Maybe you're 100 years old! ”
Cut! Xueyin said this after listening to her for a long time, and immediately said with disdain: "You don't talk nonsense, she is a super super cute cute girl, not a fox fairy." Believe it or not. ”
In fact, Yun Yao didn't understand any of this, she just felt that Xueyin was too enthusiastic about Da Niu and wanted to make fun of her. "Xueyin, you are honest, are you in love with a big bull? It's okay, you tell me, I won't laugh at your old cow for wanting to eat tender grass. ”
She said no jokes in her mouth, and her face had already put on an expression that was ready to burst into laughter. Xueyin roared angrily: "No one has it! The one who wants to eat tender grass is obviously the owner! ”
I? Yun Yao rolled her eyes, "I'm only 20 years old this year, so I can't eat grass that is more tender than me, right?" ”
Can't talk anymore! Xue Yin turned around hatefully and disappeared in front of Yun Yao, not even eating the watermelon on the coffee table.
The next day, Yun Yao went to inform Fang Caigui of the people who were going to harvest, and Da Niu went back to the village to greet Li Qiang and the others to prepare to go into the mountains to hunt, and they didn't get together again until the evening.
When Xueyin went out, she turned into a little fox again, and ran happily behind the horse with Chixin, and soon returned to Lijia Village.
The buckwheat in the field had been harvested, and now another crop had been planted, and the young men were idle, when they heard that they were going hunting again, and many people gathered at once.
The news of Yun Yao's appointment as the county lord had spread in the village, except for Aunt Guihua, who was a little embarrassed to come over to talk to her, everyone else came over to greet her warmly.
"Xiaoyun!" Xia He saw that she was also coming, and happily ran over to hug her, but suddenly remembered that she was different now, and hurriedly stood up and saluted in a proper manner, and shouted: "County Lord!" ”
"Hehe, Xia He, why are you so polite?" Yun Yao hurriedly gave her a hand and said to the villagers: "Everyone is welcome, let's just be the same as before." ”
I haven't been here for a long time, Yun Yao chatted casually with everyone, asked about the family's livestock and the crops in the field, and hurriedly called the big cow into the mountain together. These are people who used to play together casually, and it feels weird to suddenly get separated.
Except for Li Qiang, the other members of the team led by Da Niu are all young men. At first, everyone remembered Yun Yao's identity and didn't dare to make a mistake, but later saw her wearing a men's dress and running around in the forest with everyone, even if others hit a finch, she could be novel for a long time, and gradually let go.
"Xiaoyun, come, there's a rabbit nest in front, I'll catch a little rabbit for you to play with." The melon egg leaned over flatteringly, and just as he said a word, he saw the big cow give an order, and Chixin immediately jumped out and took one back, and it was still alive.
Yun Yao held the little gray rabbit in her hand and laughed, and everyone else laughed, and the atmosphere became warm all of a sudden.
The big bull had bows and arrows and hunting dogs, and the big guys were well fed and had strength, and this trip into the mountains was like playing. With Da Niu, a super bodyguard, and so many people around him, even if he meets Tiger Yunyao, he is not afraid.
As soon as Xueyin entered the mountain, she sniffed everywhere, running around with her red heart looking around, and soon said to Yun Yao eagerly: "Master, you quickly tell Brother Da Niu that there is a group of deer in the forest in front of me, and I want the fattest one!" ”
Yun Yao hurriedly ran over and pulled the big cow and said, "There are deer in the forest in front, what should I do?" ”
Da Niu nodded, walked over and said a few words to Li Qiang, and everyone quietly scattered, bypassing the deer herd, and starting to outflank from the other side.
Because of the two super helpers, Chixin and Xueyin, Da Niu knows the location of the deer herd well. He first found a hidden position, then took off his bow and arrows from his body, and decisively aimed at the fattest doe that Xue Yin had a crush on, and shot an arrow with a whoosh.
The arrow was like a meteor, and it killed in one move, and the doe only had time to run a few steps before falling to the ground. The deer were frightened and immediately scattered, and the young men clamored loudly and drove the deer to the side of the big bull as best they could. This time the big bull was not like the bear hunt again, he pulled out a few arrows casually, and shot a few arrows in a row, and the arrows were shot at the deer.
Xue Yin happily jumped beside Da Niu, and Yun Yao was already stunned. "Wow! The big cow is really good! "I really didn't expect that after eating for a few months, Da Niu would be so strong in combat. She hoped to meet a bear at this time, and see the brave appearance of the big bull when he hunted the bear.
The deer that were hit by the arrow did not run far, the fastest one was caught up by the red heart, and the neck was broken with a single pounce, and the rest were stopped by the villagers and stabbed with a hunting fork, and all of them turned into everyone's prey.
"Okay, let's just go back, 4 deer are enough to eat." Da Niu discussed with Li Qiang, and then came over to ask Yun Yao.
Yun Yao had had enough, so she walked back with everyone. The young men chopped branches and lifted the prey, Yun Yao held her little gray rabbit and planned to go back to give it to Xia He, and the group went back happily.
Last time, I hunted to survive, and everyone wanted to fight hard at any time, but this time it was completely leisure. Everyone walked and laughed all the way, and felt that life had a head.
Da Niu left the doe that Xueyin named and wanted, and cut off a pair of deer antlers and planned to give them to Fang Liangyu, and the rest of the deer were all handed over to his father to share with everyone.
The time for the Great Wilderness experience is almost over, and the countdown to harvest will begin.