Chapter 1: Won't get pregnant
In Northern Europe, on a long white sand beach on a private island.
Xiao Zhang, shirtless and wearing a pair of big black pants, was lying on a rocking chair under a wide parasol blowing the sea breeze, and from time to time took a sip of juice on the table next to him, which was very pleasant.
The phone rang at an inopportune time, Xiao Zhang sat up straight lazily and answered the phone, "Which one?" ”
"It's me!" On the other end of the phone, a deep voice came: "You asked me to help you find your sister's whereabouts, I found it!" ”
"Speak quickly!" Xiao Zhang's voice instantly increased by an unknown number of decibels, and under the excitement, the sunglasses hanging on his face fell to the ground with a "click".
"Yes, but you have to promise me one thing!" On the other end of the phone, many people who had always been hanging out suddenly became spitting up.
Over the years, the whereabouts of his sister have always been the most worrying in Xiao Zhang's heart, and when he heard a lot of this, he couldn't help but scold: "! Many of you bastards dare to tell me this? Lao Tzu shouldn't have rescued you at that time, how good would it be for the Irish to stab your chrysanthemum? Rub ......"
"Big brother, I was wrong......" On the other end of the phone, many people were busy apologizing, and then begged softly: "Originally, I didn't want you to get involved, but there was no way, as soon as I came back, I was locked up by my second uncle, and I haven't been out of the courtyard for more than half a year, so you should help my brother once, okay?" ”
Xiao Zhang was silent for a while and asked, "How is my sister doing now?" ”
"She'......," many groaned, "she's doing well!" ”
"Okay, I'll help you, what's the matter, say it!"
Many cleared their throats and said: "My sister is in college in Yucheng, although she is in school, but secretly, she and many of my father's old departments have been hooked up, I am afraid that my second uncle will not be good for her, so I ......"
"So you want me to be her bodyguard?" Xiao Zhang opened his mouth to interrupt him, his tone was full of mockery, and then said: "Xu Shao, what am I doing, you know, don't say more, it's no problem to earn 100 million a year, look at this salary......"
Many of them were about to cry when they heard this, and said angrily, "If I can get the money, I can use it to find you?" Count me as you begging, don't bury me, won't you? ”
Xiao Zhang laughed, and changed his words, "What's your sister's name?" Where to stay? How many units and how many rooms are in a few buildings? ”
"Why do I feel like you're going to kidnap tickets...... "A lot of jokes, and then told Xiao Zhang about his sister's situation, and then ended this not very pleasant call.
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The next evening, Xiao Zhang arrived in Yucheng and found his sister Xu Ning's residence after searching for many given addresses, and it was already more than ten years late at night.
This is a community that looks a little old, Xiao Zhang touched up the narrow and dim staircase, all the way to the door of Xu Ning's house, raised his hand and knocked on the door.
Five seconds passed, and there was no response inside.
Xiao Zhang frowned, this girl wouldn't be poisoned by his second uncle so soon, right? Reaching out and pushing it gently, he found that the door was not locked, so the cat bent over and walked in cautiously.
The room was dark, only a little light in the direction of the bedroom, Xiao Zhang looked for that little light and walked over, and before he could get there, he heard a nice voice: "I said you, you know that you can't drink so much, are you stupid?" ”
The voice fell for a moment, and a somewhat muffled voice sounded: "You, what do you know!" Little girl, sister's amount of alcohol, that's a bargain! ...... vomit"
As he spoke, the owner of this voice suddenly spit out, startling the person who spoke just now, "Ah! ”
"That's it, it's still a bargain! Cut! Xu Ning muttered as she put the trash can in front of Lin Wan, and when she looked down, she found that her little black skirt was also stained with a little Lin Wan's vomit, and she couldn't help but feel nauseous.
"Dead Lin Wan! And next time I kill my mother, I don't care about you! Xu Ning said as she opened the wardrobe and rummaged through.
The two of them usually live here, and they are of the same age and temperament, so clothes and pants have always been where they want to put them.
Soon, Xu Ning took out a light blue denim skirt from the closet, and then withdrew the small black skirt on her body, and was about to change into the denim shorts, when she caught a glimpse of a person standing at the door of the room out of the corner of her eye.
"Ahh
A shrill scream rang out suddenly, so piercing in the silence of the night.
"Pervert! Rogue! How did you get into my house! Xu Ning glared at Xiao Zhang angrily while covering his important parts with his hands.
Xiao Zhang pointed to the place where Xu Ning was covering with his hand, and said harmlessly: "Why don't you put on what you should wear first?" I'm very satisfied, and my eyes are full when I look at it, so I can avoid it first......"
As he spoke, Xiao Zhang took two steps back and closed the door with his hand.
This door is not thick, and the sound insulation effect is naturally very bad, so that Xu Ning scolded himself in the house for five minutes, and Xiao Zhang heard it clearly.
"Squeak..."
The door was opened a crack from the inside, revealing Xu Ning's pretty face that still had a little crimson remaining, and seeing that Xiao Zhang was still there, he couldn't help but say angrily: "Why don't you get out yet?" Waiting for me to call the police to arrest you? ”
Xiao Zhang coughed, and said, "It was your brother who asked me to come to you, he said that he was afraid that your second uncle would be unfavorable to you, so let me protect you!" ”
Xu Ning will be suspicious, few people know about the internal affairs of their Xu family, even her roommate Lin Wan, who has lived with her for almost two years, she didn't say a word, but this person in front of her can say things like "I'm afraid that your second uncle will be bad for you", presumably he should have some friendship with his brother.
But protect yourself......
This is a bit unreliable, as soon as we met, I saw myself... Ahh
Seeing that Xu Ning was uncertain, Xiao Zhang didn't say much, took off his coat and lay down on the sofa in the living room, closed his eyes and fell asleep.
"Who told you to sleep on my couch?" Xu Ning shouted.
As she spoke, she walked out of the room in a hurry, still carrying a baseball bat in her hand - that she specially bought to prevent people like Xiao Zhang, and it had not been opened since she started.
Soon, Xu Ning walked to the sofa, raised a stick and smashed it without saying a word!
Xiao Zhang's eyelids didn't move, and when the stick was about to hit his head, he raised his left hand, firmly grasped the stick, and let Xu Ning exert his strength to feed, but he couldn't press the stick down another millimeter.
Just kidding, when I Xiao someone was in the underground ring, you haven't even started to develop, fight with me?
"You bastard! You rascal! You are brazen! You stink! You ......"
Xu Ning was fighting with Xiao Zhang in her hands, and she didn't forget to scold on her lips, it was hard to imagine how a girl like her, who looked cute and loving, could have such scolding skills.
Finally, Xiao Zhang couldn't listen anymore and retorted: "As for it? I won't just look at you twice, and I won't get pregnant! Besides, aren't you still wearing an under... What's inside? ”