Chapter Sixty-Eight: Tremendous Pressure
A pleasant holiday always ends quickly.
In the past few days of "herding sheep" in Dunhuang, several people of Lan Yan have eaten all the local food, seen all the local beauty, and visited the bars and barbecue stalls.
"I think the Seven Bosses of the Ruin Bar are good!"
Zuo Zejing sat on the sofa in the hotel room, reminiscing with interest,
"Dressed stylishly, with a domineering figure, A and sassy, and importantly, money.
If I find her, I can run a bar with her after I retire, sleep until three o'clock in the morning, and be happy until midnight at night, a fairy-like life, are you very envious? β
"Envy you fart!"
Ou You took a bite of the watermelon - Dunhuang melon is a desert melon, the sunshine is long, the rain is less, the skin is thin and the meat is juicy - and spit out 3 watermelon seeds in a row.
"The woman who can't be handled by the boss, you still want to provoke, I'm afraid that you will end up covered in injuries, crying and running out to shout for help!"
"Hahaha, I think it's very likely!"
Yan Wenbo also joined in with a two-toothed watermelon, and he chewed the watermelon and said:
"You still dare to fight Betelgeuse's idea?
Don't say anything, just listen to her name, then look at her dress, and finally talk about her drinking momentum, neither of you is enough for her to ravage.
I guess she has some other special fetishes, like cosplay?
Wear a rabbit tail for you, let you play the poor little white rabbit, she plays the big bad wolf, bites you, picks your skin, drinks your blood, the harder you shout for help, the harder she tortures you! β
Yan Wenbo even said that he would act, and the room was stunned that he had turned it into a theater.
"Hahaha
Image, too image!
Old Yan, I didn't see it, your kid is so dark in his heart. β
Ou You is not a big deal to watch the excitement of others, and the laughter is like the cry of a groundhog, and the voice is loud and straight.
It's a great shame for a big man to be ridiculed by this!
Zuo Zejing jumped directly on the sofa, rushed from behind Ouyou, and flew up and kicked towards Yan Wenbo.
Yan Wenbo dodged quickly, spun his feet on the ground, and skillfully dodged Zuo Zejing's sneak attack, and the watermelon in his hand had not yet fallen.
"Oops
The gentleman does not move his hands,
How can this even be used with feet! β
Yan Wenbo shouted as he stepped back to the bed.
"For a stinky rascal like you, I didn't use ** to bombard you, it's already fucking polite."
Zuo Zejing used both mouth and foot, chased and beat fiercely, and had no intention of letting him go.
Yan Wenbo was chased and jumped up and down all over the house, like a frightened baboon.
"Stop, stopβ"
Yan Wenbo raised his hands high and pinched the two-toothed watermelon, looking very funny.
"I was wrong, I repent, I repeat!"
Yan Wenbo saw that Zuo Zejing seemed to have eaten him, stopped chasing him, and continued,
"I look at the eldest brother, the one named Ouyang is not bad, and the eldest one is called a beautiful one, or, do you consider him?"
"Yan Wenbo!
You prodigal son!
Dare to say these things nonsense!
I'm going to do the right thing for heaven today! β
Zuo Zejing took a 100-meter hurdle posture, jumped from this side of the bed to the other side of the bed in two steps, turned around and counterattacked, pressed Yan Wenbo on the bed, and used the watermelon in his hand to paste the red water on Yan Wenbo's face.
"What are you doing here?"
When the three of them heard this, they immediately turned over and jumped in a row, standing in a standard posture.
Yan Wenbo was covered in watermelon color from head to toe;
Zuo Zejing is still holding a melon peel in his hand, which is obviously the murder weapon;
Ou Yu did not participate in their watermelon war, and at the moment it looks most like a person.
"Report, I'm doing the right thing for heaven!
The report is complete, please instruct! β
The person who was ridiculed sued first, and Zuo Zejing opened his mouth first.
"Report, I'm helping him choose a partner!
But he was not satisfied and beat me.
The report is complete, please instruct! β
Yan Wenbo was not to be outdone.
"Report, both of them deserve punishment!
The report is complete, please instruct! β
Ouyou finally has a chance to take revenge, how can you not add fuel to the vinegar.
"Hey, I said Ouyou, this is your beginning!"
Yan Wenbo felt that the style of painting was wrong, so he turned to European travel.
"That's right, you didn't provoke it first, and now you are pretending to be a good person in front of the boss, is there a moral bottom line!"
The two people, who were still "life and death" just now, have become a united front at this moment, and it is absolutely true that the enemy of the enemy is a friend.
"Report, I didn't provoke the topic, I didn't participate in the topic, they were all talking about it, it has nothing to do with me!
Report complete! β
Ou You only thought that these two people did not exist, and ignored their words at all.
"Ouβ"
"Don't be right!
You two, go and wash all the bedding for me.
It can only be washed by hand, not by machine!
Did you hear me clearly? β
"Listen-clear-chu-la!"
Zuo Zejing and Yan Wenbo spoke in unison, not daring to have any more objections.
"Now go wash it right away, remember, wash it like new, otherwise, give me a 10-kilometer naked run on the street!"
"Yes!"
The two of them hurriedly removed the sheets and quilt covers that were sticky to the watermelon juice and took them to the laundry room.
How happy is Ou Yu now?
'Let you laugh at me if you're fine!'
Hmph, there's always a chance to clean you up! β
"Are you still having fun these days?"
Nie Yuanbin originally came to see them off, and by the way, he saw them off, who knew that as soon as he came in, he saw the scene just now, and he was angry.
"Happy, happy, I want to stay here to marry a wife and have a baby!"
As soon as Ou You finished speaking, he regretted it, knowing that he had exposed his stuffing.
Nie Yuanbin didn't bother with him as if he hadn't heard it.
"Boss, did something happen to you?"
"Huh?"
Nie Yuanbin is a little different, when did this kid learn to observe words and feelings.
"When you used to punish us, the most you used to do was push-ups or running with weights, but now, you're letting us run naked?"
Nie Yuanbin let out a sigh of relief, he thought that his entanglements had been written on his face, it turned out that it was okay.
"It's a little bit of a thing, but it's not a big deal."
Nie Yuanbin is always understatement when he is not angry, and he likes to keep everything in his heart and carry it himself.
"Boss, if there is anything you need to do, just let us know, we won't listen to the commander's words, but yours, we will definitely listen."
Ou You patted his heart as he spoke.
"Don't talk nonsense, obedience is a soldier's duty!
Duan Shouping is still very reliable. β
"Yes, Boss!"
Ouyou once again stood in a standard posture, as if paying tribute to the sacred moment in his heart.
"There's still some things to deal with here at the Academy, so I won't go back with you this time.
When that's done, I'll be back on the team. β
"What's the matter, boss, something big has happened?"
Ouyou's intuition is still very prepared.
The Academy has not yet initiated the highest level of investigation procedures, and it is inconvenient to disclose any information to the public at this time.
"Don't ask, I'll tell you when it's time to tell you."
Nie Yuanbin patted Ou You's shoulder.
On the way back, Nie Yuanbin turned a corner, he wanted to go for a drink and release the pressure.