Chapter 10: Alien Twins
"Are you a pervert!"
In the middle of the night, Ouyang Beiyan, who was also like a beast, rushed into Tang Shao's room, startled Tang Shao, who was still asleep, jumped up from the bed, and instinctively shrank into the corner.
"You...... What are you doing? Tang Shao asked timidly.
"You rascal!" Ouyang Beiyan, who rushed in, saw Tang Shao's naked jade body and rushed out again, and the door was slammed shut.
Tang Shao curled up in the corner of the wall, looking at the door that seemed to be still trembling with a confused expression.
"Scoundrel, hurry up and put your clothes on." Ouyang Beiyan's roar came from outside the door.
After a period of scramble, Tang Shao opened his door. Ouyang Beiyan was standing in front of his door with his back to him.
"Hey, you think you're an X-ray eye? Facing away from the door? ”
"Dressed?" Ouyang Beiyan didn't turn around immediately, just in case, he asked again.
"No, it is my fate to sleep, and I can't wear clothes until five drums in the morning, otherwise there will be a disaster of blood and light." Tang Shao said in an almost weird tone, like an old lady telling ghost stories to her granddaughter.
"Really?" Ouyang Beiyan actually asked in a very inquisitive tone. Tang Shao almost laughed. Ouyang Beiyan, Tang Rou, these two women seem to know a lot of very profound knowledge, but at the same time they don't know a lot of very simple truths.
"Do you really believe it?" Tang Shao asked a little provocatively.
Tang Shao was still immersed in the insignificant victory just now, but unexpectedly, Ouyang Beiyan turned around, punching on top and kicking below. Tang Shao was so frightened by this sudden change that he hurriedly rushed back to the room.
"Tang Rou is the name you gave her?" Ouyang Beiyan was very calm, and wanted to use this calmness to cover up the embarrassment just now.
"Yes......" Tang Shao looked disapproving.
"She's my sister, how can she have the surname Tang, and you ...... That kind of relationship of yours, how can you give her the surname Tang? You say you're not a pervert. Ouyang Beiyan's face flushed with a blush for some reason.
"Are you sick, if you have been locked up in the base for a long time, people will be feudal, right? Even the Marriage Law only stipulates that collateral blood relatives within three generations cannot marry. Tang Shao's casual attitude didn't seem to want to argue, and he didn't know that his attitude was also to cover up his weakness. Originally, he couldn't remember this kind of unpopular knowledge that he basically didn't need for the time being, but now he said it casually, completely because he had studied it deliberately. Tang Shao had a crush on a cousin who didn't know what to do at his mature age. It was at that time that he studied the Marriage Act and his own genealogy. But they only had one side, and then there was no news. People have disappeared, but the "direct blood relatives and collateral blood relatives within three generations...... of the marriage law have become Tang Shao's lifelong learning.
"Really?" Ouyang Beiyan asked with a wink, this moment gave Tang Shao the illusion that this Ouyang Beiyan was Tang Rou pretending.
"Of course it's true. Are you alright? It's okay to leave quickly, I'm still sleeping. Ouyang Beiyan finally went out under Tang Shao's urging. But as soon as he went out, he realized that he had been fooled by this seemingly harmless guy, but when he pushed the door again, the door had been locked shut.
"You liar! hasn't explained the key point yet, why don't you give her a name surnamed Ouyang? Ouyang Beiyan still didn't give up, and asked through the door.
"Crazy woman, it's just one name, you can just change it back." Tang Shao was already out of anger, and he didn't understand the thinking of this kind of monster with high IQ and low EQ, how it was like the sky was falling in her place.
Then the door was kicked in hatred, and the world was quiet again.
Tang Shao, who finally returned to sleep, had a dream. He knew it was a dream. He dreamed that he was still in the cylindrical building in the middle of the sea, but the building had become a cage. The exterior wall of the building has been changed from heavy glass to a dense row of arm-thick steel bars. Naturally, the building is also soaked in cold water. The gap between the steel bars was enough for a person to enter and exit, but Tang Shao didn't want to go out, he only felt a feeling of suffocation. He felt as if his body was being held in by a chain that was both gentle and tenacious.
Suddenly, he felt a disturbance in the sea water around him, and when he looked back, a bloody mouth rushed out of the black hole of sea water, covering him, and carrying a fishy smell that stabbed people's headaches. Tang Shao was frightened by this sudden thing.
Tang Shao stared at the gray roof in the dark night. The consciousness is still immersed in the nightmare just now, sighing. Tang Shao, who had eased up a little, instinctively glanced sideways at the side, and was startled again, and his spirit was completely sober. A pair of round eyes stared at him quietly, and those eyes were naturally soft.
She shouldn't have slept here. After dinner, Ouyang Beiyan specially pulled Tang Rou to her room to sleep, and when she left, she said fiercely to Tang Shao, who was disappointed: "Don't think nonsense, she will sleep with me in the future." ”
"Why are you here? You're not afraid ......" Tang Shao whispered, pointing to Ouyang Beiyan's room with his finger.
"My sister won't be angry with me." There was incomparable confidence in the tone of his speech, which also made Tang Shao feel a little more relaxed, but he was not completely relaxed, so he asked worriedly: "Then will she be angry with me?" ”
Tang Rou didn't answer, only stuck out her tongue and smiled at Tang Shao.
Tang Shao's heart was at a loss all of a sudden, and his body couldn't help but move in the direction away from Tang Rou. But Tang Rou didn't seem to understand Tang Shao's meaning of hiding, and even moved a little, and pressed her body tightly to Tang Shao's side. On one side is the chilling Ouyang Beiyan, and on the other side is the beautiful and attractive Tang Rou, if it were placed in normal times, Tang Shao would probably choose the latter without hesitation, but today I don't know why I am entangled.
The room was quiet again, and that terrifying bloody mouth appeared in Tang Shao's head again, flashing by. But this flash made Tang Shao a little uneasy, the feeling was indescribable, he just vaguely felt that there seemed to be a lot of things in his head suddenly, and a lot of questions poured out from nowhere, and his head hurt a little. In a matter of seconds, the sensation suddenly disappeared again, as if it had never been there, and the pain disappeared. That kind of obviously has a lot to think about, but the head is too lazy to think about it, and it feels a little uncomfortable, but compared to Tang Rou around her, the already weak discomfort feeling has completely disappeared. Tang Shao subconsciously looked at Tang Rou again, and she still had that sweet smile on her face. It feels a little weird, but the visuals are all enjoyment.
In the morning, when Tang Shao woke up, there were already a few plates on the dining table, probably breakfast. Thinking about it, Tang Shao hadn't eaten any normal meals for dozens of days, and even last night's dinner was a barrel of instant noodles brought back by Ouyang Beiyan, although that thing was also delicious to Tang Shao, it could only barely be regarded as a normal meal.
Thinking that there was a tigress in the room, Tang Shao suppressed the desire in his heart, and did not immediately rush to the dinner table, but went to the bathroom like a good child.
Originally, when Tang Shao smelled the mushy smell wafting in the air, he thought it was just one or two dishes that had been overcooked, but after seeing the black things on the table, Tang Shao was at a loss.
"Tang Shao, let's eat." Tang Rou smiled with a smile full of anticipation, completely unaware of what a terrifying thing she had made for a table.
"Uh...... What about your sister? Tang Shao wanted to pull Ouyang Beiyan to solve this embarrassing scene, at least let Tang Rou know that what he was cooking was not delicious.
"My sister is out."
"Did she eat?"
"My sister said that I made too little and wanted to leave it for Tang to eat, so she went out to eat by herself." Tang Shaozhen wanted to give a big mouth to that face full of innocent smiles, and this was not the first time. But because of her innocence, Tang Shao liked her more.
"Hehe, your sister is just intimate." Tang Shao smiled bitterly.
"Then let's have dinner."
Tang Shao, who was still thinking about how to get out, was pressed on the chair by Tang Rou, and then she jumped to the opposite side of the table and sat down.
"This is what I learned from that book, it must taste good, you should try it." I don't know where she got her confidence, and she dared to say that it tasted good when she cooked for the first time.
Looking at the face full of anticipation, Tang Shao was also helpless, and finally picked up the chopsticks. He smiled bitterly at Tang Rou and fiddled with his chopsticks, hoping to find something normal from the pile of black things. In the end, Tang Shao was not disappointed, and finally took out a half-green and half-black thing from the plate.
Tang Shao put the thing in his mouth, and his hand holding the chopsticks trembled a little. Although he really wanted to suppress his reaction, although he really didn't want to live up to Tang Rou's hard work, although he ...... But these reasons did not overcome the strange smell that extended from the tongue to the lungs. The mass that hadn't had time to chew at all sprayed at Tang Rou along with Tang Shao's saliva. Tang Rou jumped and dodged neatly.
"Isn't it delicious?" This kind of question that can be known without asking, Tang Rou even asked with a big wink.
"What do you say?" Tang Shao gasped and asked rhetorically in a hoarse voice. Tang Shao's mistake was that his understanding of the black mass was still limited to color, and he seemed to ignore a common sense: the problem of a bad chef must not be just a problem of heat.
"Water! Water! Tang Shao looked at Tang Rou, who was still smirking, and pointed to the cup on the coffee table like a dying man.
Tang Shao drank two large glasses of water, and the strange taste in his mouth, which was mainly bitter, salty, and spicy, could be regarded as bearable.
"Which book did you read to learn?" Tang Shao just asked casually, just wanting to express his anger that he couldn't bear to express directly. Unexpectedly, Tang Rou really put a book in front of Tang Shao and said, "This one." ”
Tang Shao flipped through it casually, and sure enough, it was an inferior chef's textbook, even the pictures were black and white, and the table of dishes in front of him was really similar to the photo that was printed black.
"The main reason is that the labels on the book are not clear, what pepper is a little, and the right amount of salt is simply not measurable." Tang Rou muttered quietly while cleaning up the plates on the table, if she didn't smile Tang Shao, she could barely take these words as a review.
"Don't throw away these dishes, although they are not suitable for me, they may suit your sister's appetite, why don't you keep them for her to taste?" Tang Shao was thinking about it mentally and wanted to pull Ouyang Beiyan into the water.
"You're trying to lie to me!" The innocent smiling face was suddenly replaced by a smile that suddenly dawned on him, and it seemed that he really woke up suddenly.
Tang Shao was a little helpless, this Nizi must have done it on purpose, why didn't she realize that her sister was lying to her before? Her head must not be very bright, but when she meets herself, she becomes so smart, and sometimes she is simply a roundworm in her stomach.
"What about my breakfast?" Tang Shao touched his gurgling stomach and asked Tang Rou.
Tang Rou groped for a piece of dry and cold bread in the refrigerator, put it in front of Tang Shao and said, "Eat this." When the thing was placed on the table by Tang Rou, there was a rather crisp crashing sound.
"How many days ago did this thing go?" Tang Shao asked with some hesitation.
"It's okay, it must be delicious."
Tang Shao's hand actually reached out to the bread, and for a moment he felt that his hand was stretched out before his consciousness, and his mouth was also bitten before his consciousness.
"It's really delicious!" Tang Shao couldn't help but let out a sigh of admiration from his heart, this was simply a delicacy made by a person at the level of a chef. It brought Tang Shao not only taste buds but also spiritual pleasure, that feeling was very familiar, which reminded him of the yellow liquid he drank when he was at the base, and it was also the same taste at that time.
"Could it be that this thing came out of the base?" Tang Shao secretly thought to himself, and unconsciously destroyed the piece of bread.
"Doesn't it taste good?" Tang Rou said with a smile.
"Why didn't you take it out sooner when there was such a delicious thing?" Tang Shao licked his fingers, and his face looked very enjoyable.
Tang Rou just smiled and didn't answer.