Volume 1: The War of the Previous Part Chapter 56: Erbi Sun Yu
Sun Qi walked into the toilet, he really came to pee this time, and left after solving it. When he returned to the mall, he didn't go to the big army, he wandered around there alone, followed a few little girls to see what everyone was buying, and then was regarded as a pervert and was almost killed.
He ran up to the top floor in embarrassment, this is a game hall, he changed a few steel bangs, and was about to jump for a while, when he suddenly saw an acquaintance.
The guy was dancing on a certain machine, with a posture of dismantling other people's machines, and he didn't care about the stupid 13 eyes around him. There are some children who think they are very hung and can't get used to it, so they organize a group to come over to teach him, but they are wiped out by his group, and no one dares to do anything to him now, and there is no second person within a radius of two meters.
Sun Qi raised his eyebrows, popped out a steel boom in his hand, and went straight to the guy's head. As a result, the guy tilted his head and dodged, and at the same time turned around and scolded, "Who? Looking for dead sweat? ”
This is Sun Yu, as soon as he saw Sun Qi, he immediately scolded Sun Qi's eight-generation ancestors and rushed over, flying with a kick.
Sun Qi flashed, and the goods slammed into the pillar behind him and fell into a pendant. He hurriedly got up, grabbed Sun Qi's clothes, blushed and scolded with a thick neck, ", I'm still going to look for you, you'll come by yourself." It's been half a year, I can't beat you anymore, I'll follow your surname! ”
"Dead open." Sun Qi shook him off, "You follow Nan Sun's surname is also Sun's surname."
"Grass!" Sun Yu grabbed Sun Qi's arm again, "If you have the ability, go out and try it!" Go up to the top of the building, whoever loses will jump straight down, dare not? ”
"Get out of here, but it's just a four-story building, and you can't kill anyone if you jump." Sun Qi shook him off again.
"And what do you say?"
"It's not much, I don't want to fight you, pull aside." Sun Qi bypassed him and left, and he grabbed Sun Qi again, "Nan, if you don't fight me today, you watched me take you away!" ”
Sun Qi said helplessly, "I'm a grass, big brother, can you pay attention to the occasion?" You shameless, I'm still coming. ”
"You come out for me!" Sun Yu said and dragged Sun Qi out.
Sun Qi pushed him helplessly, "Anxiang, don't fall for me, don't you just want to be better than me." I don't want to fight with you, let's compare something else if we have the ability. ”
Sun Yu stopped, "Than what?" ”
"Come here." Sun Qi turned around and left.
"Where?" Sun Yu followed in a daze, like a stupid 13, Sun Qi didn't bird him anymore, and went straight out of the mall and went to the parking lot.
As soon as he arrived at the door of the parking lot, Sun Qi didn't say anything, Sun Yu frowned first, "Don't move, there are snipers." ”
"Ahh Sun Qi chuckled.
"You already knew?" When Sun Yu was about to get up straight, he was also very professional.
Sun Qi said, "This is what I want to compare with you, how many people can come out of the Paier mall, you can recognize it, Sister Nan, Sister Nan, Grandpa Nan, and a foreign girl." This sniper is to hit that foreign girl, let's be better than us, who can help this sniper hit her, how about it? ”
"What's that?" Sun Yu's eyes widened suddenly, "Call that foreign girl dead?" Damn, you want me to sweat? ”
"What are you excited about, how do you know that you won?" Sun Qi was disdainful for a while, "I also said that I have to call her to death, as long as I can ask a sniper to hit her, I can hit wherever she wants, understand?" ”
Sun Yu seemed to understand, and asked again, "Then how can this be compared?" If I dragged her up at gunpoint, and you dragged her there, who was it? ”
"Don't worry, if you want to move her, it's so easy." Sun Qi glanced at a small black car on the side of the road, "That car is her bodyguard, there is a gun in the car, it is estimated that you are still in front of someone's face, so you will first ask someone to shoot the chrysanthemum." I'm not going to drag people directly anyway. ”
"the girl! Middle! That's it! ”
Sun Qiyou added, "I'll explain a little in advance, the game starts when people leave the mall, and the two of us can interfere with each other, but we can't use force, we can only find a way to create opportunities for the sniper, or we will lose." ”
"I know, I know, I can win you anyway, and I can win no matter how I win." Sun Yu waved his hand impatiently.
So, the two of them squatted at the door of the parking lot and waited. Sun Qi was playing with his mobile phone leisurely, and Sun Yu was squatting there like a stone lion, staring at the two big eyes, staring at the entrance of the mall motionlessly, and he didn't move when there were flies on his head.
I don't know how long it took, Sun Qi patted Sun Yu on the shoulder, "Hey, people are out." ”
"Ann? Where's that? Sun Yumeng stared at the door of the mall, "Where is it?" How I watched wooden. ”
Sun Qi pointed in the other direction, "Silly 13, people came out of that door." ”
Sun Yu hurriedly looked over, and sure enough, he saw Grandpa Sun and others crossing the street. Qin Ling was carrying a bag in his hand, but he was also enthusiastic about helping Grandpa Sun, Sun Ling had a sugar gourd in one hand, eating while jumping, and Sun Na and Wu Xinran also followed behind with a push of things.
Sun Yu pointed at Qin Ling and asked, "Is that the yellow-haired one?" ”
"Yes." Sun Qi nodded, pushed him away violently, turned around and ran into the parking lot, "I'll start, you can do it yourself." ”
"it, tender hemp." Sun Yu scolded and hurriedly ran to prepare.
Then, Sun Qi walked out of the parking lot, looked at the figure of Sun Yu and saw that there was no Sun Yu, and he cut disdainfully, "Silly 13." Then he leaned against the wall and played with his phone.
No.1。
On the side of the road, Sun Na messily carried the bag in her hand, and scolded in her mouth, "Sun Qi is a turtle egg, where did he go, and he didn't come to help get things." ”
Qin Ling half-snuggled up to Grandpa Sun, and said coquettishly, "Grandpa, if I book a hotel for you the day after tomorrow, let's go to the hotel to celebrate your birthday." ”
"Come on, I'll tell you to spend so much money in the future, and I'll ask you to spend money, how embarrassed am I." Grandpa Sun pretended to be embarrassed.
Sun Na and Wu Xinran in the back vomited all over the place, and Sun Ling ate the sugar gourd heartlessly.
Qin Ling said, "Sun Na and I are both classmates, so it's good that you treat me as your granddaughter, grandpa." ”
"When! Suddenly, an iron tea jar rolled over from the ground, just under Qin Ling's feet, and not far away there was a person lying on the ground, embarrassed, looking like a begging for food.......
This is Sun Yu, he doesn't look like a human being, he is squirming in the direction of the tea jar with difficulty, and it seems that his legs are crippled. He looked at Qin Ling with a begging gaze as he crawled back, hoping that she could help pick it up.
Sun Ling found Sun Yu, and immediately burst with sympathy, and quickly picked up the teapot, trotted and ran to Sun Yu's side, showing all kinds of compassion, and stuffed the two sugar gourds in his hand to Sun Yu.
Sun Yu couldn't wait to strangle her, seeing that Qin Ling was leaving, he didn't care about wasting time with Sun Ling, so he hurriedly climbed away.
As a result, the security guard at the entrance of the mall came over and kicked Sun Yu in a beating, "Grass, dead and crippled, give me something else to ask for food!" Don't get in the way here! ”
"it!" Sun Yu immediately got up and ran, not running slowly, which startled the security guard.
Sun Ling stood there and watched this scene blankly, as if something had been broken.
Sun Yu ran to an alley in embarrassment and threw the sugar gourd in his hand to the ground, but the sugar gourds all threw him on the top of his head, leaving only two bamboo sticks that he smashed to the ground. Then, the sugar gourds fell down and smashed him on the head.
"it!" Sun Yu trampled on the sugar gourds in a hurry, then dragged the beggar on his body, wiped his face a few times, and ran out again.
No.2。
Sun Na said lightly to Sun Ling, "There are too many liars here, and I think about it in the future, except for Mu Youtou, everyone else is coaxing." ”
Sun Ling pouted and was unhappy.
Then, Sun Yu came out again, this time he was wearing very bright, green pants and red shirt, blue hat and yellow shoes, and white-framed sunglasses. He walked up to Qin Ling and said in a foreign devil accent, "Hello, bang right, Woshi is here to travel to the place, and Wo wants to ask the mud to tie Ge busy." That Jian Zhu'er looked at the injury and went to be very special, the nest wanted to make a trick and make a chicken thought, and the mother turned over the mud to tie the nest, so busy? ”
Sun Ling was upset, and when she saw a foreigner, she immediately jumped out again. But before her, a guy came over first, put his arm on Sun Yu's shoulder and said, "Hello, friend, are you taking pictures?" I'll shoot it for you. ”
"It's not mediocre, it's not mediocre......" Sun Yu hurriedly refused.
"Oh, don't be embarrassed." The guy didn't care what Sun Yu's attitude was, he directly snatched his mobile phone, and then pushed him to a certain position, "Come on, stand still, don't move." After he finished speaking, he retreated, took his mobile phone and measured Sun Yu, and then ran away, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
"Damn, my phone!" Sun Yu immediately resumed his local accent and chased the guy.
Sun Ling was stunned again.
No.3。
Sun Yu wore a mask and gloves and pushed a cart of skewers to appear. PS, please don't care about these props, the leading actors are omnipotent.
From afar, Sun Yu waved his hand to Sun Ling and said in a minority accent, "Little pot friend, come and try my mutton skewers, I guarantee that you want to have another skewer after eating a bunch." ”
Sun Ling really came over, "Give me the root, give me the root." ”
Sun Yu took a string for her, she took it and took a big bite, "Well, it's delicious!" ”
"Of course, I'm an authentic XX lamb skewer." Sun Yu puffed out his chest as if he was very proud, and the fragrance in the car also wafted throughout the street. He beckoned to Qin Ling and them again, "You guys can also come and taste it, one person and one string, no money." ”
Then, before Qin Ling and the others came, a blue and white armored vehicle disguised as a van and all-weather combat came first.
A whole bunch of words are omitted here.