Chapter 184: The Wedding 7
After a few words, there was the sound of firecrackers outside the house.
"Crackling, crackling..."
"It's coming" An Xiaoya hurriedly picked up the two red wedding shoes on the bed and wanted to find a place to hide.
"What are you panicking, this is just at the door, and there are still three doors to get to us!" After Yan Muqing finished speaking, she looked at her grandmother again.
"Grandma, I'm fine, don't worry, you just go out to work when I do, should I come back or have to come back" said the most, but there was a tightness and astringency in his throat.
"I'll help you back to the outhouse" The aunt walked in at this time and pulled out the grandmother who wanted to stop talking.
Looking at her grandmother's stiff back, Yan Muqing turned the brick and held back the tears that were almost coming out of her eyes.
"What are you doing on a big day!" An Xiaoya walked up to Yan Muqing, carefully checked Yan Muqing's makeup, and saw that there were no flowers, so she was relieved.
"Hey," Yan Muqing sighed.
"How are we hiding these shoes?" Listening to the sound of firecrackers getting closer and closer, An Xiaoya became anxious again.
"You two discuss, I can't participate in this matter," Yan Muqing adjusted his emotions and said.
"Usually you have a lot of ghost ideas, no way you are the main one today, or let's come," he said, and handed one to his little cousin.
The little cousin is an introvert, Xu has been thinking about it for a long time, but at this time, he directly put the wedding shoes in his hand under Yan Muqing's wedding dress, and after putting them away, he tidied up the wedding dress again, and he didn't see anything unusual before standing back to the position just now.
"Hey, why didn't I expect you, you are so clever enough" An Xiaoya saw that her little cousin hid her shoes under Yan Muqing's wedding dress, and she was a step late.
"The most dangerous place is the safest place" The little cousin didn't say much, but if she said a word, she hit the nail on the head, and she was also a great character in the future.
"Think for yourself, let's not look at it, otherwise I can't help but look at the place where you hide your shoes" After speaking, Yan Muqing closed her eyes, and there was still a trace of expectation in her heart.
I know my own house best, and there is really no suitable place to hide things.
"Okay" A few minutes later, An Xiaoya said aloud.
Yan Muqing and the little cousin opened their eyes when they heard the sound, and looked at them in private, but they didn't see that there was anything different.
"Where's the hiding?" Not holding back the curiosity in his heart, Yan Muqing asked.
"Hehe, you'll know in a while, I can't tell you now, in case you relented in a while and told Lu Anming, I would have wasted my efforts" An Xiaoya raised her head slightly arrogantly, as if to say, I'm amazing, praise me.
"You are amazing" Yan Muqing gave a face and cheered.
"That's a must, alas, it sounds like you're at the gate," all three of them stopped, listening to the movement outside.
As soon as I heard this angry voice, I knew that it was my cousin's youngest son, Tang Yuxin, who was said to be ten years old and could eat three bowls of white rice in one meal, and also had to eat snacks and fruits.
"Yes, yes, red envelopes, everything is easy to say"
"Brother-in-law, I want a big red envelope"
This little mouth is sweet, and when I hear it, I know that it is Xiaomei of Brother Yisheng's family, and the child who stutters a little is the son of the neighbor's uncle.
"Give it, there are red envelopes, you open the door, how can I give it to you if you don't open the door" I don't know who said this in the crowd who greeted the relatives.
There was really a child with solid eyes who was ready to open the door, but was grabbed by Tang Yuxin, and the child glared at others.
He shouted at the door again, "You plug in through the crack in the door, I'll see if it's enough."
This kid is very ghostly.
"Look at the crack in the door is so small, the red envelope I gave you is so big, how can you plug it, you open the door, I'll give you a big one" The people outside continued to fool the children.
"Brother Xin, he said to give it to a big one, let's open it" Yan Xinmei asked cautiously, not resisting the temptation of the big red envelope.
"Wait a while, I'll think about it" Tang Yuxin's little eyes turned around, looked at the crack in the door, and then looked at the ground, and smiled evilly.
"You hand over the red envelope from the ground, don't say one, you just hand ten no problem" It turned out that when I held a banquet yesterday, it was convenient to drain water, and a small drainage ditch was dug at the door, and I didn't have time to fill it, but I didn't expect it to come in handy now.
"Hey" The people outside the door looked down, these little ghosts are really clever, and they are really hard to deceive.
Resignedly, he took out a handful of small red envelopes from his red schoolbag and stuffed them in.
As soon as the red envelope was handed in, it was snatched up by several children.
"Can you open the door?" The one outside the door asked again.
"You said that the big red envelopes, why are they all small, and we don't have enough points?" Tang Yuxin looked at the several children around him holding several small red envelopes in his hands, but he said the opposite thing in his mouth, but it was difficult for people to distinguish the truth from the fake.
"Give it, say it's okay, open the door after giving" is another small red envelope.
"Okay, the hour is coming" The second uncle, who was standing on the periphery of the child, looked at the time and stopped him.
"You guys run in" Tang Yuxin's small hand was put on the doorknob, and he turned his head to direct the group of children.
"Look at your son, the children in command are stunned," Shi Xiaoying said to the cousin on the side.
"It's just not good at studying" is a question that adults may always be concerned about.
Tang Yuxin watched a group of children run in, only to open the door, and then ran in quickly.
Walking in the middle was Lu Anming, a pink shirt, a suit with a blue background and a white road, a red tie, and a bouquet of red roses in his hand, and walked in under the support of everyone.
The two best men behind him are also very energetic, both about 1.8 meters tall, with black suits, white shirts, and red bow ties. All three had their hair combed and shiny.
The door of the living room didn't take much effort, and after giving two rounds of red envelopes, the door opened.
Lu Anming greeted his father-in-law and mother-in-law in the living room, and was surrounded by everyone and walked to the door of Yan Muqing's room.
"Yanyan, open the door, I'll pick you up"
"No, the voice is too small to hear" As soon as Lu Anming's words fell, An Xiaoya in the room shouted loudly.
Lu Anming smiled a little shyly, raised his voice and shouted, "Yanyan, I'm picking you up, open the door."
"Who are you picking up?" Without giving Lu Anming a chance to breathe, An Xiaoya spoke again.
"Yan, daughter-in-law, I'll pick you up" I originally wanted to shout Yanyan, but Lu Anming learned wisely and called out his daughter-in-law directly.
Yan Muqing, who was sitting on the bed, blushed, this guy is really ......
"You're smart," An Xiaoya whispered.
"Can't you open it?" An Xiaoya looked at her little cousin on the side and asked.
Little shook her head, it was too easy.
"Where are you?" As he spoke, he took out a piece of paper from his pocket and handed it to An Xiaoya.
An Xiaoya took the paper and looked at it, ten questions, the first five were fine, and the more you got to the back, the more tricky it became. When was this prepared, I couldn't help but give a thumbs up to my little cousin.
"When did you get this?" He asked, shoving the paper through the crack in the door.
"It's been ready for a long time," the little cousin said lightly.
"Hey, you're really wilting, but I like it," he stood up and shouted out the door.
"Look at this piece of paper, we won't embarrass you, we'll let you go after answering the ten questions" After speaking, he looked at his little cousin approvingly.
The little cousin, who was staring at a little hairy, quietly took a step back and said a shocking sentence "I don't like women"
An Xiaoya: "...... You win."
Lu Anming, who was outside the house, looked at these ten questions and broke out in a cold sweat, isn't this embarrassing?
The two groomsmen looked at Lu Anming's embarrassed expression, took the paper and looked at it, and immediately burst out laughing.
"Brother can't help you," he said, returning the paper to Lu Anming.
First question: Sing five songs with the word love. This is simple, and now that the Internet is so developed, people who greet relatives immediately take out their mobile phones to search.
Second question: Ask the groom to name ten endearing names for the bride, except for the name. One less gives a red envelope. This is not too difficult, and the network can still solve it.
The third question: Who is the author of "Little Lotus Only Shows Its Sharp Corners, and Dragonflies Have Long Been Standing on Their Heads"? This is not difficult, fortunately you can ask Baidu, this is an ancient poem learned in elementary school, and the poem will be memorized, but who still remembers who the author is!
The fourth question: What is the previous sentence that the white prime minister is inseparable?
Question 5: What is the sum of the last four digits of the bride's mobile phone number?
The first five questions have standard answers, even if you don't know, you can ask for help from Du Niang, and the last five questions depend on Lu Anming himself, some are open-ended questions, and there are no standard answers.
Question 6: First impression of the bride?
Question 7: What do you find most attractive about the bride?
Question 8: Recite three poems that contain a single word of the bride's name.
Question 9: What do you do when your wife says, "I'm not angry"?
Question 10: What should you do when your wife is in a cold war with you?
Everyone checked their mobile phones, and those who took pens took pens, and they were in a mess for a while.
Everyone in the living room looked at the people who greeted them, and they all frowned, as if they were elementary school students taking exams, and they couldn't help laughing.
Yan's father and Yan's mother, who were standing on the side, also grinned at the corners of their mouths, happy or happy, but they were not happy in their hearts.
For the bride's family, when they marry their daughter, there will be one less person in the family, and the children who have raised them for more than 30 years will go to live in other people's homes today, and the feeling will definitely be different.
"Hurry up, the time limit is five minutes," An Xiaoya in the room shouted again.
"Huh?" In fact, the problem is not that difficult, who knows that there is a time limit.
"What's the problem?" Yan Muqing, who had been sitting on the bed, asked with some curiosity.
"You'll know in a while," An Xiaoya and her little cousin said in unison as if they had discussed.
"Ao" Yan Muqing nodded stupidly, and then stopped asking, but listening to the reaction of the group of people outside the door, it must be a tricky and strange question.
This little cousin is really... Alas, no one is to be disfigured. I got to know her again.
"Hahaha" The sound of laughter came from time to time in the living room.
Five minutes have passed, and Lu Anming began to answer questions, especially the ten titles for the bride, which have all words, what queen, concubine, queen, and inner mouth...... Only what you can't think of. It's so funny that the big brother who took the camera almost couldn't hold the camera steadily.
In the end, barely passed, the person in charge of the bag stuffed a few more red envelopes, and An Xiaoya and her little cousin opened the door.
Lu Anming walked in front of everyone sweating profusely, "Yanyan, I picked you up" is another sentence.
The people who welcomed their relatives walked into the house and saw Yan Muqing sitting on the bed, and they were stunned for a while, this, this is also too beautiful......