1231 is not worth the fireworks in the world
Su Qingyue stroked her beard, "This way never speaks." There were originally a few female ghosts in this house, but one of them committed suicide by throwing himself into a well was the most resentful, and he had already swallowed the other ghosts, and now there was only one red-clothed ghost left. ”
Her words blocked everyone's mouths, and no one said anything to a few ghosts.
Su Qingyue pointed at Lao Zhengtou, "Uncle, your eyes are blank, Yin Tang is dark, and you have encountered a lot of bad luck recently." ”
Lao Zheng Tou hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, Dao Chief, I have been walking in the past few days either falling on my heels, or losing money, forgetting to lock the door when I go out, and the house has been patronized by thieves and bones" After a long list ......of things, he kept sighing.
Su Qingyue pinched her fingers and counted, "Not good! ”
Lao Zheng was taken aback, "What's wrong?" ”
"You have been entangled by the unlucky ghost, the bad luck is small, and the loss of life is big!"
Old Zheng Tou immediately knelt down, "Dao Chief, you must save me." ”
"It's just an unlucky ghost, and I don't care about it." Su Qingyue took out a folded rune paper from her arms and handed it to him, "If you take it with you, the unlucky ghost will naturally stay away from you." ”
"Thank you, Chief." Lao Zhengtou's face was full of gratitude.
"Are you so godly?" A middle-aged man on the spot looked at Su Qingyue with a suspicious expression.
"Come here." Su Qingyue waved the peachwood sword in her hand.
The middle-aged man dodged, "What are you doing?" ”
"This Taoist chief won't eat you again. It's to show you a palmistry. ”
"Do you want money?"
"This ......" Su Qingyue was just about to speak, but the middle-aged man preemptively said, "You just want to cheat me out of money, right?" ”
"I am a master of morality, and I regard money as dung!" Su Qingyue stood with her hands in her hands, and her anger was high, "If you want to collect money, it must be fake." I never collect money in lawlessness, and collecting money is insulting me! ”
"The Taoist chief seems to be really a master...... "As soon as someone heard 'him' say that he didn't want money, he immediately praised him, "People who don't take money and are willing to accept ghosts, if they don't have some ability, how can they provoke such a thing as a ghost house......"
"Yes. There are a lot of old gods now, and they are all ...... who don't have the ability to cheat people out of money."
"The Taoist looks quite immortal......
Su Qingyue nodded, "That is, this Dao Master has already cultivated to the remote valley. ”
Old Zheng Tou asked, "Dao Chief, how did you cultivate to the ass?" Look at your ass, it's no different from ordinary people......"
Su Qingyue coughed, "Uncle, what the Taoist chief said is not a human ass......"
"So you're talking about dog butts? Duck butt? ”
"Neither." Su Qingyue was really crying and laughing when she talked to an old illiterate, "When I say remote valley, I mean you don't need to eat." ”
"Oh." Lao Zheng Tou said that he understood.
At this time, Su Qingyue's stomach gurgled uncontrollably. She forgot about it all of a sudden, and she didn't have to do it before dinner. , I knew to eat enough and then pretend to be a ghost.
The middle-aged man was suspicious, "Dao Chief, don't you have to eat?" ”
"Uh......" Before she could think of her words, Xiao Yuchuan, who was standing next to her, immediately came out to carry the black pot, "Dao Chang doesn't need to eat, but I want to eat." The sound of the Five Organs Temple just now came from my stomach. How can a Taoist leader be hungry? ”
"That's it." Su Qingyue's face was not red and she said breathlessly, "With the high and profound Taoism of this Dao leader, I never eat the fireworks of the world. If you don't believe me, I won't take any money from me, and I won't pay for what I eat. ”
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