Chapter 45: Fooling Success, Signing in to the Ancient Tomb
"Long'er, your life experience is like this......"
So, Su Chen summed up the life experience of Xiaolongnu in many time-traveling novels that he had read back then, and told her.
described, it is called a very exciting, even if it is the famous orator in the United States, Su Chen has forgotten what it is called, but Su Chen dares to guarantee that his current tearful speech, even if the person comes back from the dead, it will be like that.
"You're talking about it, it's true?"
The little dragon girl looked at Su Chen and said suspiciously.
In less than twenty minutes, Xiaolongnu went from almost hating Su Chen to sympathizing with his life experience.
That's right, Su Chen combined the achievements of many great gods to make up the story, which is so arrogant.
Not to mention the little dragon girl who is ignorant of the world, even if Huang Rong comes, it is estimated that she will not be able to react for a while.
And Su Chen's story is roughly like this.
In his story, Su Chen and Xiaolongnu originally lived at the foot of Huashan Mountain.
Su Chen is six years older than Xiaolongnu, and he has been a baby since he was a child.
Just when Su Chen was six and a half years old and Xiaolongnu was seven months old, a group of robbers came down the mountain, and all the people in the village were killed.
Su Chen hugged the one-year-old little dragon girl and hid in the tank to avoid the slaughter of the robbers.
By the time Su Chen and the others came out, the village was already full of corpses and devastation.
When Su Chen was describing this plot, the actors of the major awards were instantly possessed, and tears flowed down.
And the story is here, it should have been the story of two children learning their skills hard, Su Chen taking care of his little fiancée, and the two of them became heroes in the book when they grew up, avenging their families, and then fighting the story of the end of the world.
However, Su Chen specially added some stories about two people who were lonely in the mountains, and the one-year-old daughter-in-law couldn't eat meat, so she cut her wrists and fed her blood.
This difficult plot, Su Chen finished talking with tears and a smile.
And the plot of the separation of the two, Su Chen specially added a plot to face the wild wolf for himself.
In the story, Su Chen incarnated as an omnipotent hero, in order to protect his little fiancée, he fought with wolves for three days and three nights, and finally fled to the edge of a cliff with his little fiancée.
Here, Su Chen added an even more poignant plot.
When there was nowhere to escape, Su Chen planned to feed the wolves with his body to win a glimmer of life for his little fiancée, but just when the wolves surrounded Su Chen and the two, a masked woman appeared.
In Su Chen's description, this woman is like a god descending from heaven, wielding a sword, and dividing the wolves by two in three strokes.
And Su Chen also fainted.
When I woke up, my little fiancée was gone.
The story is very bloody, and even those who write novels don't bother to write like this, because it's too abusive, and if you write it like this, readers will all run away at every turn.
Even if it is written, it is only one part of it written by the author.
As for Su Chen, he is the culmination of them, mixing all the plots together.
It may not be useful to deal with modern readers, but against ancient women, that is - holding a suona in hand!
"The moment I saw you, I found out that you were Long'er, if it wasn't for the master who asked me to worship Lin Chaoyinglin's predecessors, I really didn't know that you were my fiancée!"
Su Chen looked at the little dragon girl affectionately, with the most gentle eyes and the softest tone, just like when he cut his wrists to feed his little fiancée blood.
"What you said is very touching, but ......"
The little dragon girl looked at Su Chen, and there was a trace of distress in her eyes, this is a big collection of cultivating the "Jade Maiden's Heart Sutra".
Having a complicated glance at Su Chen, the little dragon girl said again:
"Unless you come up with evidence, otherwise, who knows if what you said is someone else's!"
Xiaolongnu did not suspect that what Su Chen said was made up, it was really Su Chen's tearful description, plus many details in it, which were very reasonable, even Grandma Sun was in tears when she heard it.
No one would make up such a reasonable thing.
Therefore, Xiaolongnu asked Su Chen to come up with evidence.
"Look, this is the wound I left when I cut my wrists and fed you blood!"
Su Chen rolled up the sleeve of his left hand and said.
The wound was rough and there were tooth marks on it.
And this wound was actually bitten by the lesbian table when Su Chen was in elementary school, an orphan, even a girl could bully him at that time.
In addition, he was naughty when he was a child, and he had a lot of wounds on his body.
"And this, this ......" Su Chen pretended to be in a hurry and took off his clothes, leaking out of his arms, back, chest, and trouser legs, calves and thighs, and there were also many scars that looked like claw marks and bite marks.
It really looks like being bitten by a wolf.
In fact, these wounds were caused by Su Chen's walking when he was a child, and he was pounced on and bitten by three dogs in a dog farm, and of course, there were some cat scratches on his body.
They were all used by Su Chen.
"This ......"
Granny Sun looked at the scars on Su Chen's body and immediately rebelled.
"Girl, this ......"
Grandma Sun pointed to the scars on Su Chen's body, and she was speechless in distress.
"Then why did you bully me just now, you're ready to beat me?"
The little dragon girl, who was silent for a while, thought of the previous incident again.
"I don't plan to fulfill my master's last wish and leave, seeing that you are living so well in the ancient tomb, and I have also received the inheritance of Wang Chongyang, and the kind of tomb sect that never dies, I was afraid that you would be embarrassed, so I didn't say it!" Su Chen said with a wry smile.
"Last question, you name a secret that only I know, such as what birthmarks I have, what scars or something special, otherwise, I don't believe you!"
The little dragon girl has already believed in seven years.
"Men and women don't kiss, although when I was a child, I often kissed you secretly, and even often hugged you, but I have never seen your body, so I ......"
Can Su Chen know what birthmarks or scars the little dragon girl has?
Isn't that a joke?
"During those days in the mountains, I also tried my best to protect you from getting hurt, so I'm not sure if you have any scars on your body!"
Su Chen's mind was running rapidly, and suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed.
"By the way, you like to eat honey, you have liked it since you were a child, and besides, eating honey will not be poisoned!" Su Chen pretended to be surprised.
"You cried a lot when you were a child, but you didn't cry when you smelled the honey, I often went to poke the honeycomb and steal honey, but I heard adults say that children will be poisoned if they eat honey, so I put it in my mouth and ......" Su Chen said this, and stopped, but it was obvious that the little dragon girl blushed.
"Don't say it, I, I believe it......"
Okay, flickering success!
It is true that Xiaolongnu likes to eat honey, and there must be jade bee syrup at every meal, and it is true that eating honey is not poisoning.
Even Lin Chaoying was strange, and he told Xiaolongnu when she grew up.
Xiaolongnu thought it was because of her physique, but she didn't expect it to be Su Chen's reason.
"Although men are not allowed to enter our ancient tombs, and the men of the Quanzhen Sect are not allowed, but the patriarch has a training, if a man can die for the women in the ancient tomb, these rules can be invalidated, you have proved it seventeen years ago, now, come in!"
Although Xiaolongnu believed in Su Chen's identity, she still said very coldly.
The consequences of cultivating the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra are not something that can be solved by a simple sentence or two.
"Hmm!" Su Chen nodded movingly.
It's not in vain that he gave a tearful performance, and he tried his best to fool around.
The moment Su Chen stepped into the ancient tomb, the system came.
"Ding! Successful check-in! ”
"Congratulations to the host for getting:"