Chapter 32 I am a human being, a man with a personality
Jiang Hua received information from the Internet on his mobile phone, and suddenly found an interesting picture.
Zhu Bajie, Huang Mei, Wang Tianba and Xiao Wu were crossing the street, and a red light was displayed on the opposite side of the road at this time.
I saw that the three people except Wang Tianba ignored the traffic lights and walked to the opposite road in the traffic.
Zhu Bajie spread his hands: "I can run a red light because I'm a pig!" ”
Huang Mei also hurriedly answered and identified himself: "I'm a weasel!" ”
At this time, Zhu Bajie looked at Xiao Wu and asked, "What about you?" ”
Xiao Wu put down his hand rubbing his nose, swung forward, put one hand in his trouser pocket, and said indifferently: "I don't know, let's go." ”
Wang Tianba quietly looked at the three people walking towards the darkness not far away, holding a cigarette in his hand, unmoved.
As the three of them walked, Huang Mei asked Xiao Wu, "Hey, that, where is Wang Tianba?" ”
Xiao Wu pursed his lips and turned his head to signal, and then the three of them turned to look at Wang Tianba.
Wang Tianba's expression was serious, and the sunglasses on his head were even more elegant, his eyes were deep and solemn, and he said word by word: "I am a human being, a person with a personality!" ”
When Xiao Wu heard this, he glanced at Huang Mei. Huang Mei resisted the urge to throw Wang Tianba out and hit the smoke, frowned, and ordered Xiao Wu: "Pull him over for me." ”
When Xiao Wu heard this, he rushed over and pulled Wang Tianba over, Wang Tianba was obviously unwilling, and pulled the pole of the traffic light with one hand. Seeing this, Huang Mei went directly over and took his hand down.
"Let's go. Let's go! ”
Although Wang Tianba was dragged away, he still turned around and said to the three of them: "Hey, I'm here, I'm gone." ”
Huang Mei replied: "What is inappropriate, let's take a walk......"
Unexpectedly, when Zhu Bajie heard this, he walked back and stood in the position where Wang Tianba was originally standing, and the whole person became serious.
Huang Mei saw that he had just dealt with Wang Tianba, and Zhu Bajie was in a situation again, and said to Zhu Bajie impatiently: "Hey, what are you doing?" ”
Zhu Bajie said calmly: "I understood one thing just now, to be a man must have a personality, and to be a pig must have a pig personality." Old pig, I'll wait a little longer for the sake of my piggy. ”
When Wang Tianba heard this, he looked at Zhu Bajie excitedly, and he had a feeling that there were fewer than a thousand cups of wine for his confidant.
When Huang Mei heard this, he also began to think: "If I run the red light, then I will not be as good as a pig!" ”
Thinking like this, Huang Mei hurriedly retreated and stood with Zhu Bajie.
Seeing that no one was stopping him, Wang Tianba also hurriedly ran back.
Only Xiao Wu was left on the road, standing alone. Xiao Wu looked at the three of them speechlessly, looked around, helpless, and stood with the four of them.
Under the red light, the four of them were side by side, extremely solemn, especially Wang Tianba, his eyes were full of longing, as if he had seen the golden road of being a good person.
Jiang Hua "looked" at the four people who were funny, couldn't help but smile, and then continued to swim in the Internet.
Of course, Jiang Hua didn't forget to see what Lu Xiaoqian was doing.
After a glance, Jiang Hua stopped paying attention to Lu Xiaoqian and was using the ability of sandstorm to treat his mother. Jiang Hua continues to hack into the deep web.
Countless messages came from all directions, and Jiang Hua focused on filtering the information that was useful to him and automatically filtering those crimson messages.
Although many of them are interesting things between celebrities, except for those Jiang Hua is more interested in, the rest are excluded.
However, because of the transfer of functions and the loss of Jiang Hua's "body", Jiang Hua can only visit this information, even if he has human thinking, he cannot analyze the data with his own ability.
However, soon, Jiang Hua no longer had this trouble, Lu Xiaoqian turned off the function transfer function, and Jiang Hua once again had the function of a sandstorm.
At the same time, Lu Xiaoqian gave an order to Sandstorm: "Closely monitor You's home and pay attention to You's wife, Huamei." ”
Jiang Hua didn't care about this, he just wanted to quickly reshape his body and analyze it by the way.
Jiang Hua gave instructions to himself: "Use all the information you have to find a way to create a body similar to that of a stupid girl." ”
Soon, the sandstorm was analyzed, because the data was too large, Jiang Hua waited for three minutes before the sandstorm analysis was over.
"Set the standard and exclude all those whose final result success rate is less than 60 percent."
Jiang Hua took a casual tour and found that the results were too messy, and the quality was uneven.
"There is even a ...... that takes lotus root and makes it into a lotus human body through existing special materials."
This...... Isn't it here to be funny??
Jiang Hua couldn't cry or laugh, so he set the standard.
"The results show that the first method, using the latest robot materials in the West, can make a robot similar to "Changing Star", but its main disadvantage is that it is overly dependent on chips, and the chip technology is backward."
"Method two, select materials from the universe, at present, the United States has discovered a new type of element in the universe, which is 24% different from the element essence of the materials made by fools, the main disadvantage, the lack of mining means, and the backwardness of manufacturing machines."
"Method 3,......"
Jianghua all the way to the tour, although there are many methods, but the results are not optimistic, basically all the methods have big or small defects, the biggest barrier is the technical problem, followed by the machine problem, and finally other problems.
However, even other problems are not something that Jianghua's mobile phone can do.
"Method 24, mail future materials through future time and space."
Jiang Hua was stunned for a moment, and began to think about this method, which had a success rate of only 60%.
"Silly Girl once said that there can't be two Silly Girls on the same plane, in other words, anyone. So if I use modern people and let their future children and grandchildren send far more material than stupid girls to the present, I wonder if it is feasible? ”
Jiang Hua thought about it, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that the feasibility of this plan was much higher than that of the previous ones, and after Jiang Hua took a closer look at this method, he understood why its success rate was not high.
"The future is unpredictable, people's hearts are unpredictable, and risks are unpredictable!"
There are three reasons for this.
"That's right, people's hearts are unpredictable, and even modern people may not be able to do what they promised. Even a guy like Mr. Fan who 'can not repay if he has kindness, and will repay if he has revenge', what else is impossible. ”
Although Jiang Hua has not been in the society for a long time, with the current flood of negative information on the Internet and the experience of two worlds, Jiang Hua has always speculated on others with malice.
"Wait a minute, maybe there really are such people."
Jiang Hua suddenly remembered that there was such a plot on the magic mobile phone: Chu Chu, who was in the Song Dynasty, wrote a note and asked people to pass it on to Lu Xiaoqian in 2007 from generation to generation. As a result, in 2007, the farmer named Erzhuzi really sent a strip to Xiaoqian.