The system, yes, is the system

Wen Xiao knew that the tablet floating in front of him was the system from the moment he heard the voice, but because he was a little resentful in his heart, he deliberately pretended not to know and wanted to tease it, but he didn't expect it to be so ruthless!

But that mouth really consisted of two sausages.

"Let you pretend to me! This is the facial feature I am most proud of, you actually call it sausage! ”

The system turned the pan back into a data cable, hugged his chest and looked down at Wen Xiao and scolded

Wen Xiao looked at the two sausages on the screen that were hitting up and down, and they were still spraying gravy, and they didn't know how to complain

The proudest facial features?

That's it?

"Eh, your eyes are very rude, you want to be beaten again, don't you?"

"No, no, I'm worshipping, worshipping."

Seeing that the shape of the data line began to change again, Wen Xiao hurriedly relented, but his voice changed, "But, what are you pulling me into this brain space?" ”

"So that you don't make any more noise."

"System, what do you say? Why can't I understand it? Asked Xiao pretended to be stupid, but suddenly found that the health value on the panel, which was originally stuck at 4%, began to gradually climb again, and looked at the system that was closing his eyes to regain his blood, and hurriedly sat down to brew his emotions

'Bang'

"Coming back?"

The system held the frying pan and slapped Wen Xiao's head vigorously, but this time Wen Xiao neither begged for mercy nor cried out in pain, and exuded a sense of death around his body

The health on the board is constantly decreasing

"Stop, stop! Your sister, I will save it, I will save it. ”

"System? You didn't lie to me this time, did you? ”

"I'll grass you... Wait, I didn't lie to you, I didn't lie to you. ”

When the system saw that Wen Xiao's health dropped as soon as he spoke, he stopped and couldn't help but want to burst into a foul language, but before he finished exploding, he saw that his health had dropped again, and hurriedly assured

"Haha, system, you didn't do this earlier, why are you so troublesome? Isn't it? ”

Ask Xiao to stand up and hook the system's...

Shoulder?

Well, it's the shoulder

Hooking the system's shoulders and raising an eyebrow, he said

"Stay away from me, I don't know you well, really." As he spoke, the system broke free from the crook of Wen Xiao's arm and floated to the side

"Oh, don't see the outside like this~ Why are the two of them a lifelong friendship." Wen Xiao said and ran to the system enthusiastically, wanting to give it a bear hug

"Fuck off!"

The system began to change the data line again and pretended to fight, which stopped the 'enthusiastic' question, and then complained, "Is the friendship that has passed your life that you threaten me with your life and let me help you?" Is it my life? ”

"Oops." Wen Xiao touched his face in a sneer, he was also forced to do so

"Okay, don't get close to me, since I promised you, I won't regret it anymore, and when I solve your matter first, I'll save your sister, and you won't commit suicide with me here, otherwise my little engine really can't stand it."

"Okay, okay, no, no." Q Xiaojian: The system really made a promise this time, and waved his hand to say that he would not

"Okay, then I'll get started."

As he spoke, the system injected energy into Wen Xiao's body again, and the blood bar on the panel began to rise little by little, and it breathed a sigh of relief and asked Wen Xiao at the same time, "By the way, how did you commit suicide, I can't even inject energy, and I can't find out the reason." ”

Seeing that the system asked this, he thought about it seriously and said, "I don't know very well, at first, because after hearing that you didn't save my sister, I felt that my consciousness became blurred inexplicably, and I couldn't hear you speak, I could only vaguely hear a little voice, and then I suddenly heard you shouting that I could save my sister, and my consciousness returned all of a sudden, and the decline of the blood bar also stopped, and then later~"

As he spoke, he didn't know how to say it, because he was very shameless

But then the system helped him

"Later, because you overheard that you were dead and I would die with you, and you found out that you can control this confusion by thinking about something, so you used it to threaten me. Isn't it? ”

“...”

Wen Xiao lowered his head and nodded stunned after a while

The system was also angry when he saw him like this, and snorted, "It's awesome, host, if you can't win the Oscar as an actor, it's probably shady, and the acting is like the real thing." Oh no, it's true, if I don't stop you, you're really dead. You say yes, host? ”

"Huh... Hah..."

Wen Xiao could only smile awkwardly in the face of the ridicule of the system, there was nothing wrong with what it said, because at that time he really felt that he was not far from death, and then changed the topic and said, "Eh, system, what do you say I am doing?" ”

"Who knows, it's the first time I've come into contact with your species, but I've found some information through the network that connects you to the world, and I've made some discoveries and speculations."

"What?"

"I'll give you an example, do you know about liver cancer?"

Wen Xiao nodded, "I know a little, but I haven't understood it specifically." ”

Seeing Wen Xiao said this, the system smashed the sausage mouth and said, "Liver cancer is one of the most difficult malignant tumors to find and treat for you humans, according to incomplete statistics last year, the incidence of liver cancer ranks fourth among malignant tumors, and the mortality rate ranks second, liver cancer patients have no symptoms at all in the early stage, and there is no problem with the body, 60% of patients wait until they find symptoms, and after some examination, they find that it is already in the middle and advanced stages, and some people may even have missed the opportunity for treatment or surgery, which is almost a death sentence. At this time, some wealthy people with advanced liver cancer will choose to spend a lot of money to buy medicine to prolong their life as much as possible, while other poor people can only choose to die. ...”

Asked Xiao strangely, "What are you doing with me popularizing science?" Does it have anything to do with what I just saw? ”

"After listening to me, those rich people spent all their lives on their wealth, and in the end they probably didn't live a few days longer than the poor. However, some patients who have already suffered from advanced liver cancer but are afraid of spending money and have never been to the hospital for examination have lived a few months or even a year longer than the rich, and only found out that the cause of death was liver cancer when they died, of course, this is an individual case. Why do you say that? ”

Wen Xiao thought for a while and said, "It should be because the rich man knows that he has a terminal illness, and he also knows that he won't live long, and his spirit is getting worse day by day, and finally he dies of depression." Oh~ Are you saying that I am similar to the situation of a rich man, I learned that the death will that could not save my sister is equivalent to the advanced liver cancer of a rich man, and then I lost the hope of life like a rich man, and as a result, the spirit affected the body, resulting in death? ”

"Well, that's pretty much it, but your situation is even more special, you are simply mentally suicidal, other people's mental influence on the physical body is a gradual process, but your spirit can affect the physical body in just one minute, it's really awesome!"

The system stretched out the data cable as he spoke, as if he was asking Xiaobi for a thumbs up

The admiration of the system made Wen Xiao really unhappy

Then the one person and one system didn't speak again, and Wen Xiao sat down a little tiredly, and after a while, the system that was originally holding his chest and watching the panel float also fell to Wen Xiao and sat down

Q Xiao asked the system strangely, "Okay?" ”

"Sister control host, not yet, it will take time, but I don't need to control it all the time."

"Sister control host? What the heck? Wen Xiao complained

"Isn't this a word I happened to find on a certain point, I think it's very appropriate for you, oh no, it's just for you. Puff puff"

As he spoke, the system used a data cable to make a gesture like covering his mouth and laughing, while stretching out another data cable and waving it, and then conjured a panel and pushed it in front of Wen Xiao

Wen Xiao glanced at it

What is written on it is actually an entry for a certain degree

SISCON

Originally, it was a psychology-related word, referring to the complex of liking one's sister. There are various theories about the causes of psychology, such as the transfer of the Oedipus complex, which occurs when the self grows up and realizes that he cannot have impure thoughts about his mother and transfers them to his sister, or when he is young, he does not receive enough love from his mother for various reasons, but the sister takes care of himself instead of his mother. For example, if the party without sisters longs to experience the life of sisters because they do not have sisters, and this complex is formed, the situation may be more complicated if it is a simple brother and sister or brother.

Seeing that Wen Xiao was about to see it, the system retracted the panel in front of him, flipped it up and down, and said, "Yes, no matter which one it is, it is very consistent with the sister control host, right?" Because of the death of your parents, all your feelings are transferred to your sister. And because in the previous life, not only did he not have parents, but he also didn't even have a sister, and in this life, he longed to be with his sister who was so hard to get it forever, but as soon as he lost it, he wanted to die. I have to say, you human beings are really complicated, and you will die for others, I see countless examples of this on the Internet. ”

“...”

Wen Xiao didn't agree with its point of view very much, after all, it looked like a pervert, but after the system said this, he felt that it was really like that, and he couldn't refute it at all!

The perverted Wen Xiao said that he was very sad

At this time, the system that was looking through the panel began to gasp inexplicably, and the sausage mouth began to tremble and make strange noises

"Whew. Whew, wow, this screen, this texture, this system, ah no, this system is too rubbish, it can't match me at all, or it's a good match. ”

Wen Xiao leaned in and glanced at the panel that the system was holding, which was the latest white iPad

The system saw that Wen Xiao came over and pushed Wen Xiao's shoulder, pointed to the new iPad, and said, "Look, isn't it a big beauty, it's so good, I didn't expect this world network to be full of these things, and they don't even code, it's so happy, it's just that this system is too rubbish, and it can't match me at all, I can only watch, I can't play, it's really uncomfortable." ”

“...”

Q Xiao said that he didn't agree, just a broken tablet, still need to code?

Is it coded on the data cable interface?

And what can you do?

I don't know where the system has been before

Wen Xiao remembered the serious, emotionless mechanical sound when the system first appeared, although it didn't feel very good, but now what's going on with this stinky dick silk surfing the Internet?

"Eh, system, what's going on with that mechanical sound from your back?"

“...”

[Huh? What do you say about the host? The system pretended to be stupid, how could it say that everything was for the sake of force?

Oh no

How can the things of a scholar be used by the word "forced grid"?

uncouth

It is a manifestation before men

"Yes, yes, that's the voice. Why weren't you just now? You..."

[Host, I don't understand what you're talking about, the sound of this system has never changed, hasn't it always been like this?] ... By the way, the body repair is successful, and you can go out. 】

"Eh, the system? I..."

Before Wen Xiao finished speaking, he felt that he was pushed out of the mental space just now, and then he felt that his eyes were dark

The sound of the system came from the darkness

[Everything is normal in the body, there is no rejection, and the host can open your eyes.] 】