From 11:30 to 12:30, a full hour of fireworks pushed the festive atmosphere to the climax.

The children who had fallen asleep got up from their beds and came to the window, opening their mouths wide and looking excitedly at the brilliant fireworks rising in the black night sky.

From the south to the north, from the East China Sea to the Western Regions, the environmentally friendly fireworks invented by Xingchen Technology not only light up the night sky, but also at a very low cost.

If you look down from space, you will see the ancient land of China, like a million flashing lights shining together with the magical scene, the light points on the earth like the tide one after another, it is simply a dense phobia, it is a magnificent spectacle that has never been seen on the earth.

While driving and watching the fireworks in the night sky, Luo Jia came to this movie theater in Songjiang University Town.

The reason why I chose this place is that there is a nostalgic component, I think that Luo Jia went to school in Songjiang back then, and he watched movies with Jiang Lei in this theater several times.

A group of poor students chose a cheap midnight show, it was early in the morning when they came out of the movie theater, the school gate had long been closed, and the Inner Mongolian man Jiang Lei jumped into the wall first, Luo Jia and Gao Feng, Wang Tianwen, were responsible for lifting Lu Qiu's big buttocks, and put her and Su Ping, Nie Xiaodou, and Jiang Weilan into the campus one by one.

Luo Jia thought of the past and couldn't help laughing, it is still good to take the girls over the wall, at least Luo Jia knows that Lu Qiu's muscles are very strong, no wonder Jiang Lei has always been afraid of his girlfriend, and Nie Xiaodou has the softest body, Su Ping's ass is more warped, and Jiang Weilan's body is flat, like a blue child...

Just out of the elevator Luo Jia regretted it, Chinese New Year's Eve came to the cinema at night, how could it be alone, when Luo Jia appeared in the theater hall, it was simply embarrassing that cancer was about to be committed, there were people everywhere dragging their families with mouths, and there were many small couples who ran out to date, he was alone in the happy crowd, it was so out of place.

"Happy New Year, sir, happy to serve you."

"Please give me a small portion of popcorn, and a medium glass of Coke, the sugar-free kind."

Luo Jia bought Coke and popcorn after getting the ticket, and the short-haired girl who sold popcorn was very affectionate to him, obviously Luo Jia wanted a small portion of popcorn, but when she got it in her hand, she had a large portion.

Shouldn't you fall in love with the master?

Luo Jia thought happily in his heart, he recalled that when he was in school, there was a sister in the cafeteria, and every time she loaded vegetables, she would always put a few more pieces of meat, for which Jiang Lei and Gao Feng had always been very envious.

"It's so pitiful, for the New Year, I actually came to watch the movie alone."

The short-haired girl suddenly turned around and muttered to her colleague, who nodded indifferently, "Maybe he's an orphan." ”

Puff~

Hearing these two whispers, the coke in his mouth couldn't help but squirt out, Luo Jia only felt dizzy, and hurriedly pushed away the crowd and ran into the bathroom.

Someone in the bathroom was secretly smoking, opened a window, and the cold wind whistled in, sweeping Luo Jia's cheeks, as if he had heard that old song.

Rats want it, cockroaches want it, single dogs, no one wants it...

Orphan your sister!

Luo Jia thought sadly and indignantly in her heart.

However, it didn't take long for his attention to be attracted by another thing, through observation, Luo Jia found that among the five new films released at the same time, letting go of the witch seemed to be the lowest box office, and the audience was generally coming for the other three youth idol movies starring Xiao Xianrou.

The real-time box office monitoring system shows that near the beginning of the Spring Festival, the box office of the remaining four movies has been rising, and the attendance rate is 80%, except for the witch, the attendance rate is barely maintained at 50%.

Luo Jia was shocked, you must know that before tonight, the three-minute trailer of letting go of the witch swept the world with an unstoppable momentum, and it was universally praised, and everyone said yes.

However, when it was time to pay for the ticket, the audience did not cheer, which made Luo Jia suddenly feel deceived by the people of the whole country, you all said okay, it was really a critical moment, but you ran to see Xiao Xianrou, are you really going to be entertained to death on the road of no return, one road to the darkest?

In the blink of an eye, the internal forum of Xingchen Technology exploded, the company's first movie, and it is an online adaptation that otaku like, more than half of the colleagues chose to cheer, even if they didn't go to the theater, they are also paying attention to the box office and film reviews of the witch.

"I kind of understand, we straight men will never be able to kill those crazy fans, the cultural and entertainment industry belongs to Xiao Xianrou, we only have to stand aside."

"Hey, they all say that there is something wrong with the aesthetics of straight men, is that really the case?"

"Originally, I didn't think I had a problem with aesthetics, but after watching this cool box office, I began to feel that I really had a problem."

What's the problem? The book of the second purpose is quite good-looking, and our CG technology is also unique in the world, why can't we do those traffic stars? ”

"I don't know, anyway, the premiere day is only this bit of attendance, I'm afraid that our fledgling cultural career will be pilled sooner or later!"

The straight men of steel are also very aggrieved, talking about technology, they have absolute self-confidence, but the movie is not the strong point of these technical nerds.

Just when everyone felt cold in their hearts, Senior Sister Qi Mengzhou, who had just become a mother, suddenly spoke.

"It's really lost to you group of wooden heads, and I don't want to think about what day it is, for the New Year, the family ran to see and let go of that witch, such a move by the middle two, you straight men will do it!"

"The name of the movie is simply the second best, and if you don't know if the movie is good or not, people must choose a family movie first, and the second choice is a comedy full of fresh meat, and then Xiong Da and Xiong Er."

"I think back then, the Wandering Earth was like this at the beginning, the New Year's Eve is wandering, and it is the end of the earth, how unlucky, even if there is the science fiction god Liu Cixin in charge, the Wandering Earth will inevitably be disabled by comedies."

"But later, a few days later, the Wandering Earth completed the Jedi counter-killing with its excellent quality and smooth plot, and in the future, it will preemptively kill those comedies starring idol stars to the scum! won a box office of 4.6 billion in one fell swoop, ranking second in Chinese film history! ”

"Everyone wants to be auspicious during the Spring Festival, this is our tradition, so your second hit movie in the name will definitely suffer in the first two days, but these are not the key, the key depends on the reputation in the later stage, as long as the quality of the movie is excellent, you may also become the second wandering earth."

As the saying goes, a pregnancy is stupid for three years, but Senior Sister Qi Mengzhou seems to be an exception, her thinking and language are still so sharp, she is worthy of being a woman who can subdue the super genius An Ran, Qi Mengzhou's words made straight men wake up like a dream.

There are sixty or seventy-year-old people, seven, eight or nine-year-old children, crossing, magic, monsters, wars, bewitching witches, and princes who lead the harem to start a business.

Turning the mobile phone on silent, Luo Jia hugged snacks and Coke, followed the flow of people into the screening hall, found his seat and sat down.

Looking around, the audience is mostly young couples, and sure enough, as Sister Qi Mengzhou said, if the whole family comes to the cinema together, I am afraid they will not choose to let go of the witch, and the comedy of the family carnival type is their first choice.

"It's about to start, so excited!"

"After all, this is the pioneering work of Xingchen Technology, which is of historical significance!"

The otaku wearing glasses described to his girlfriend excitedly, and his girlfriend pouted, and muttered in a low voice when he was not paying attention, "What, people originally wanted to see Peng Yuyan, but you forcibly brought them to see what witch." ”

Luo Jia touched his chin with his fingers, maybe only straight men know how to appreciate straight men the most, only between otaku and otaku will they sympathize with each other, Xingchen Technology, this group of iron fans, is actually quite secondary.

Swish~

The lights in the screening room suddenly dimmed, and as the famous rotating galaxy logo of Xingchen Technology appeared on the big screen, the long-awaited straight men cheered wildly, and their girlfriends were bored and pointed at the mobile phone screen.

"Anna! It's Anna the Witch! ”

"I'll go, she's so beautiful, much more beautiful than what is written in the book!"

"The nightingale is also very beautiful!"

"Xingchen Technology is worthy of being a technology group! The medieval castle is so realistic, you look at the candle fire, and the shadows of those people, I can tell you, 3D modeling is not the hardest, the most difficult light and shadow simulation and rendering, every movement of the characters, the light and shadow have to change accordingly, as well as the hair and eyebrows, will also float gently with the air! ”

"Awesome! Xingchen Technology is awesome! ”

The screening room was full of the excited voices of straight men, and the important thing was not that the sound was noisy, but that it was very burning, the kind that exploded directly!

When the war began, when tens of thousands of sailing ships set sail, when monsters surrounded the city walls, when the ancient ruins were slowly opened, the realistic pictures and details, and the high-speed switching of shots, lifted the hearts of every audience and made them involuntarily exclaim.

With the development of film art to this day, countless genres and styles have already been formed, and the little geniuses of Shen Lang and Xingchen University have chosen the most simple and crude kind.

If you appreciate Tarendino's violent aesthetic and marvel at Mad Max's fast-paced pee-free spots throughout, then you should love this movie.

Even Luo Jia was shocked, the geniuses softened the simplicity and brutality with the visual aesthetics, creating an unprecedented visual and auditory feast.

From the first minute of the movie, the climax is repeated, burning to exploding, and the blood is raging throughout the whole process!

Fuck the educational significance!

If you expect movies to educate all living beings, what else does the Ministry of Education do?

A movie is a movie, just burn it!

Fuck it!

In this life, I am fortunate to go to another world and go for a while, but not to fall in love!

That's it!

It's right to turn another world upside down!

The mouth gradually opened and became O-shaped, Luo Jia never dreamed that Shen Lang's little guys would make such a thing.