part240: A serious joke
At six o'clock in the evening, the computer department received the textbooks, and at half past six, the Chinese department, from the middle science building to the dormitory, people walking by with books could be seen everywhere.
Hurriedly distributing the books, Xu Zhen and Yue Yunqi rushed to the classroom for a meeting.
Arriving at the classroom, Yue Yunqi wiped the thin sweat on his forehead, and said breathlessly: "I have to have a meeting every time school starts, and then I sign in without saying anything, I really hate it." ”
As she spoke, the secretary of the group in the class came in from the door, glanced at her lightly, and sat down in the empty seat without saying a word.
Yue Yunqi's heart was weak for a moment, and then he pouted nonchalantly, I was telling the truth, is it not allowed to be told the truth?
Xu Zhen leaned over to Yue Yunqi and whispered: "I also think that every time the class has an inexplicable meeting, and then doesn't say anything, it's a complete waste of time." "Sometimes in a class meeting, just say two words, just for a sign-in and everyone is not allowed to be absent, otherwise the points will be deducted, which is really speechless.
Jiang Yue whispered enviously: "The classes in the School of Business Administration are all class leaders who have a meeting together, and then sign in to take pictures, where is like our college, every time the whole class has a meeting together, they are not too troublesome." ”
"Our academy is really the most procrastinating." Liu Xiangyi opened his mouth helplessly, every time he was notified of any document information, he was often wrong, and he didn't want to say it at all, whether a university could do a good job.
"I heard that this secretary of our department is a senior sister who graduated from our school." Yue Yunqi whispered gossip.
Jiang Yue suddenly realized: "No wonder there were so many wrong notices last semester. ”
Yue Yunqi continued to gossip in a whisper, "I also heard that she is the girlfriend of the ancient literature teacher. ”
"Wow, Tang Songming, it's so powerful, you can handle this graduate student of Imperial Capital University." Jiang Yue was amazed.
Xu Zhen also gossiped: "Wow, is it so powerful?" ”
"Teacher Tang Songming is very good." Liu Xiangyi said softly.
Yue Yunqi whispered: "Yes, he is super powerful, he has a bachelor's degree and a master's degree from Imperial Capital University, and he is also super good when he teaches us, he is really brilliant, but he was taken into the bag by Teacher Lu Qin." ”
"Teacher Lu Qin?" Xu Zhen was a little dazed.
"It's the new secretarial teacher." Yue Yunqi slapped it over.
"Oh~" Xu Zhen nodded suddenly, no wonder this name is so familiar.
"I heard that Teacher Lu Qin was a student of Teacher Tang Songming in the past, and she stayed because of Teacher Tang Songming." Yue Yunqi continued to gossip in a whisper.
Xu Zhen's eyes widened, the teacher and the students were really surprised.
"Wow~ That's it!" Jiang Yue and Liu Xiangyi were also shocked.
Yue Yunqi received the gossip and adoring glances from his roommates, and he was very proud in his heart, and continued to gossip with them in a whisper.
At the beginning of the school year, the students who hadn't seen each other for a long time naturally talked a lot, so the classroom was full of chattering sounds, which was particularly lively.
Compared with the high-minded and lively talk of the liberal arts students, the classroom of the science students is a little quieter, and the boys are giggling and chatting, and then each doing his own thing.
The squad leader spat on the podium, and Jian Yan lowered his head helplessly, thinking about whether they would break up the meeting first or them.
"Alright, let's talk briefly." The squad leader on the podium suddenly said this.
Jian Yan was stunned for a moment, then regained his calm and calm expression, got up and said, "I don't have anything to say, just say it to the squad leader." ”
The squad leader, who was about to step down, was speechless, and asked without giving up: "I'm ready to go to MS, so I don't want to say anything to us?" ”
Raising his eyebrows in a nutshell, he was going to say a speech about going abroad, glanced at his classmates in the classroom for two years, smiled slightly, his tone was unhurried, and he said clearly and elegantly: "Study hard and go up every day!" ”
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then there was a deafening burst of laughter.
The head of the class pursed his lips and smiled, and said with a smile in his tone: "In short, can you still speak well?" ”
In short, I put it seriously: "I'm talking seriously. ”
The crowd laughed even more.
Yang Tianri, Sun Xiao, and Liang Junyu laughed crookedly, "Haha."
Ha, I saw the boss making a serious joke again. ”
Yang Tianri tugged at Jian Yan's sleeve, "Boss, why don't you say a few polite words, after all, you have been classmates for two years." ”
Everyone coaxed, "Yes, I have been a classmate for two years, and I want to go out to study and say a few words." ”
Liang Junyu raised his eyebrows, "Even if you are reluctant to give up, it is understandable." ”
Lu Ting said loudly: "Let Ah Yan say from the bottom of his heart, I'm afraid you haven't woken up yet." ”
Sun Xiao patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "It may be a dream, after all, it is a very moment, the boss will say a few words." ”
The girls looked at the people who stood out from the crowd, and they also coaxed together, although they usually have a good relationship with everyone in the class, but they don't talk much to the girls, and everyone coaxes together at this time, and they follow suit.
Jian Yan glanced at them, rubbed his eyebrows in distress, and said in a round and official manner: "Since this is the case, please express your thoughts first." After saying that, he sat down slowly.
Everyone was silent for a moment, and then they all accused, how can this be? Obviously I want to hold a practice meeting for you, but it's really not empathetic at all.
There was a stir for a while, and the meeting was dismissed.
Yang Tianri hooked Jian Yan's shoulders and invited enthusiastically, "Boss, let's eat together." ”
Jian Yan shook his shoulders, shook his paws down, and said without giving any face: "Don't." ”
Yang Tianri's expression froze, and he said quite hurtfully: "This is too face-saving, why are you going to wait if you don't eat?" ”
"I told Zhen Zhen that I would eat with her later, and you should eat by yourself first." Jian Yan replied as he took out his phone to read the information.
Yang Tianri: "......" smacked his lips stiffly, okay, you have a girlfriend, you have the final say, the guy who is heavy on color and light on friends!
Jian Yan suddenly glanced at the past without warning, Yang Tianri's expression of frowning and winkling was instantly caught, and time stopped in an instant.
"Huh...... Hehe," Yang Tianri laughed dryly, grabbed Sun Xiaoliang Junyu's arm and ran, "Let's go eat first, the boss and sister-in-law eat slowly." ”
Jian Yan looked at the three people who disappeared as soon as the smoke slipped, shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and lowered his hair to the message.
In short: my class meeting is over.
In short: Hello send me a message.
"In short, the teacher said that if you don't go to class, you have to go to the Academic Affairs Office to apply for exemption, and I will send you a document later, and you can print it yourself and ask the teacher to sign it." The squad leader came over and explained seriously.
Jian Yan nodded, "Okay." ”
The squad leader smiled and said heartily: "What's polite, you go to MS to exchange and study, our class is also honored, don't forget us when you kid comes back." ”
The people around who hadn't left heard the squad leader say this, and they all started to coax.
"Yes, in short, don't forget your brother ...... when you soar in the future."
"Assets. Root. The country of ism, tsk tsk......"
"I heard that the girls of country M are quite open, in short, don't go to give our girlfriend of country M for a year......"
Lu Ting hadn't left yet, and when he heard this, he hurriedly said, "What do you say?" People have girlfriends, Ah Yan, right? ”
Everyone looked at each other, one by two looking at Jian Yan expectantly and nervously.
Jian Yan nodded happily and said generously: "Yes, I have a girlfriend." ”
There was a foul voice at the scene, "Damn, when did you get a girlfriend?" How did I not know? ”
The classmates who usually have a good relationship with Jian Yan thought about it and immediately remembered, "Oh, yes, it seems that it was announced on May Day, wasn't it announced?" ”
Other people's memories have been remembered or suddenly realized, this is a double happiness, not bad.
A good deed gossip asked: "Who is Jane's girlfriend?" Is it from our school? Is it the foreign language department that they said was chasing you? ”
"No, no, it's Chu Qianyun, the female devil of the diplomatic department." Another rebuttal reminds correction.
Some people hesitated and said, "These two are quite familiar, it seems that both of them like the boss." ”
Lu Ting glanced at them and said triumphantly, "Who are we?" The girls who like him are lined up from here to the school gate. ”
Lu Jiasheng helped, "Yes, don't you see that every time he walks, he is always looking at him, and he wants to tie him up?" ”
In short, the black line, everyone laughed.
The page of the mobile phone flashed, and he glanced at it briefly, and said to everyone with a faint expression: "You guys talk slowly, I have to leave beforehand." ”
Everyone watched his movements without hesitation and protested one by one: "What are you running?" We're chatting, so get back. ”
In response to them, Jian Yan was straight and unhesitating.
Lu Ting said faintly: "I want him to be obedient, unless the sun rises in the west, let's go to the old Peng stove, let's go to eat." ”
People who haven't left looked at their backs when they went out, and they couldn't tell what the look was, classmates for two years, although some people didn't chat much, but they still knew a little bit roughly, so the mood was really a little emotional.
After Jian Yan went downstairs, he was waiting for someone at the gate, and when Lu Ting and the others went downstairs, they naturally stepped forward and asked, "Why don't you leave?" Didn't you say there was something? ”
"Wait for someone." In short, a concise answer.
Lu Ting and the three of them were a little surprised, they actually wanted to wait for Jian Yan and others, who is such a big name? Looking left and right, he didn't find any suspicious targets, so he gossiped and asked, "Who are you waiting for?" ”
Jian Yan glanced at them and said without giving any face: "It has nothing to do with you." ”
Lu Ting was choked, reached out and patted him on the shoulder, his tone was very dissatisfied, "Can you still be a good classmate?" ”
"Of course," Jian Yan replied sonorously, but the latter sentence choked people up, "but if you think you can't, then I can't help it." ”
Lu Ting took a deep breath and punched it over.
Xu Zhen came down and saw such a picture, and was immediately shocked, nervous and worried, what's wrong? He offended people and encountered the campus. Violent? Should I call the security guard? How could he offend people?
Thinking about a lot of messy questions, he approached step by step, and asked nervously in a low voice, "That, what are you doing?" ”