Chapter 35: I'm Not Human
He Lan took the phone and couldn't help shouting when she heard Zhu Bajie's voice.
Seeing this, Lu Xiaoqian hurriedly asked He Lan to put down the phone and turn on the speakerphone.
After learning what happened, Lu Xiaoqian immediately set out to find Zhu Bajie.
Jiang Hua saw it clearly off the screen, and he also understood that his time had come.
Jiang Hua casually took a flashlight with a battery in his hand, put it in his pocket, and charged himself.
The silly girl can be charged in an hour under sunny conditions, and Jiang Hua should be able to fully charge it in two hours with a flashlight. However, Jianghua itself still has 88% of the electricity left, and the time should be faster.
Prepare in advance, be prepared.
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In front of the fountain, the two parties are facing each other.
One side is Lu Xiaoqian and Zhu Bajie, and the other side is Mr. Fan.
But soon, You Suowei and Huang Mei arrived, sandwiched between the two parties, and the two looked at each other with embarrassed faces.
When Jiang Hua flew in, Lu Xiaoqian was frozen, and Zhu Bajie was received into the seed bag, Jiang Hua watched Huang Mei put the seed bag on his waist.
"Sandstorm, sandstorm, this is the consequence of following the wrong owner, even the battery has been detained."
As soon as he thought of the sandstorm, Jiang Hua thought of the little girl, and it could be regarded as a little emotional.
"I actually want to know if this immortal pill can live for 10,000 years, but for me, this world is illusory to live for a million years."
Jiang Hua's thoughts suddenly disconnected, and then he seemed to think of something.
"I'm a robot who cares about lifespan, and it's really not a dream to have enough materials to live for a million years."
"No, maybe in a few hundred years, the robot's body will be obsolete."
As a brain, it's just a little bad, too serious.
To be precise, it is to run too fast, and with a beginning, you can deduce all kinds of results, and then choose the most probable one to refute your original hypothesis.
Jiang Hua stopped digging deeper, and he shifted his attention to the following.
Mr. Fan was burning the stupid girl, and as the flames burned more and more, the cracks of the stupid girl became bigger and bigger, and finally, in a piece of firelight, the stupid girl turned into a fireball with a diameter of one meter.
As soon as Mr. Fan turned to look at Lu Xiaoqian, he noticed that the three of them had different expressions.
Especially the flash smile of Yousuo, which made Mr. Fan strange.
Soon, Mr. Fan reacted, and as soon as he turned his head, he saw a stupid face in the fireball.
Mr. Fan raised his hand to strike, but he didn't expect the fireball to instantly turn into a fire dragon and surround Mr. Fan.
Jiang Hua saw the stupid girl knocking Mr. Fan down, and immediately took action.
"Alarm, alarm, danger is approaching."
Mr. Fan was injured, and before he could react, he heard the prince remind him.
You Suowei and Huang Mei also heard it, and when they turned around, the two of them didn't see anything.
The invisible Jiang Hua didn't care about this, and at the moment when Huang Mei turned around, he picked up the human seed bag, and then hung in the air.
The seed bag was snatched, and Huang Mei reacted immediately, but he didn't know who the other party was.
And at the moment when the seed bag was snatched, he couldn't see where the seed bag was, but could only sense it nearby.
Jiang Hua was still invisible, he opened the seed bag and released Zhu Bajie.
Ignoring everyone's confused faces, Jiang Hua said to Mr. Fan: "Accept!" ”
Mr. Fan had no power to fight back, and was taken away inexplicably, leaving only the expressions of the three of them who had not yet reacted.
It was only at this time that Jiang Hua revealed his true identity.
When the three of them saw Jiang Hua, Zhu Bajie hurriedly got up, the three of them looked at Jiang Hua, and You Suowei asked, "Who are you?" ”
Jiang Hua made a stiff expression, and he smiled: "The temptation of 100,000 years, few people can resist it." ”
You did what he did and Huang Mei wanted to talk and stopped, but Zhu Bajie was disdainful. At this time, Huang Mei spoke: "I'm not human!" ”
Jiang Hua: "......"
Seeing that Jiang Hua didn't react, Huang Mei stretched out his hand: "Give me back my seed bag!" ”
Jiang Hua shook his head, he finally relied on himself to take the human seed bag, and only then did he accept the final boss, the Bull Demon King, how could he return it to the other party.
"The Bull Demon King can be handed over to you, but the bag must be kept."
When Huang Mei heard this, he hesitated, and suddenly remembered the temptation of 100,000 years, so he said: "Then you give me Mr. Fan." ”
"Mr. Fan is in the bag, so the bag still has to be kept."
Huang Mei was a little blindfolded, and at this time, You Suowei stood up to solve the siege: "Who are you?" ”
Jiang Hua was just about to speak, when he suddenly felt that the seed bag was expanding, and after a while, the seed bag became as big as a basketball.
Just as Jiang Hua was about to tighten the rope, the seed bag suddenly opened. It was at this time that Jiang Hua discovered.
The Bull Demon King, come out.
"Hahaha, ahhahaha, I can't think of it, surprised, surprised?"
Mr. Fan moved his muscles and bones, and by the way, he took back the nose ring and the banana fan in his hand.
"...... Sneak attack, no better than me...... No...... Shameless. ”
Huang Mei felt strange that Mr. Fan usually didn't speak like this, so he took the time to ask, "What's wrong with you?" ”
Mr. Fan looked at Huang Mei with a resentful face, and then looked at Zhu Bajie: "...... in that bag A smell of pig urryl smoked the old cow to death. ”
When Huang Mei heard this, he looked at Zhu Bajie in disbelief: "Okay, you dead pig, you really dare to pee in my seed bag!" ”
Zhu Bajie looked embarrassed and smiled: "What, I didn't hold back, I didn't hold back." ”
Jiang Hua also heard it, and hurriedly tied the seed bag around his waist, no wonder he always smelled a strange smell, and thought it was the unique smell of the seed bag, and couldn't help but take a few more sips.
The thought of this makes me feel sick.
After a while, Mr. Fan returned to normal, and before he could speak, he saw You Suowei walk out and asked, "You took the disc?" ”
Jiang Hua shook his head, You Suowei obviously misunderstood Jiang Hua, but he was not ready to explain, but Mr. Fan suddenly realized.
"No wonder Dongzi they couldn't find the disc, it turned out to be you. Nai Nai is a bear, you guy has been sabotaging the old cow's plan. I used to take the old cow CD, but now I dare to use the old cow's seed bag to collect me......"
"Hey, seed bag, mine."
Mr. Fan didn't respond to Huang Mei, and continued: "Now that Lao Niu has been discovered, Lao Niu wants you to know that Lao Niu is not something to be messed with!" ”
After speaking, he was about to do it, but Jiang Hua had already been on guard, and after Mr. Fan finished talking nonsense, he took the lead first.
Huang Mei next to him wanted to help Mr. Fan, but You Suowei stopped the other party.
Only Zhu Bajie saw that Jiang Hua was here to deal with Mr. Fan, and couldn't help shouting: "Beautiful!" ”
Jiang Hua's attacks are sometimes insidious, sometimes despicable, and sometimes shameless.
You must know that he has the memories of the previous two worlds as a foundation, especially in the zombie world, he has already achieved martial arts.