Chapter 488: Cheap and Obedient
"I said I don't like to eat meat, but that's conditional, the demon beast meat stewed by my brother is a different matter, I not only love to eat, but also love to eat it very much, I must not eat less today. ”
is really worthy of being a foodie, and the word 'eat' must be included in every sentence, Wang Jue couldn't help but feel dizzy after hearing it.
"Is this still the beauty Tianjiao of the Heaven Shaking Sect? In my fantasy, the beauty Tianjiao shouldn't be like the senior sister. ”
Wang Jue looked at her with a smile, his eyes kept wandering on her, tall and athletic, without a trace of fat, giving people a different kind of beauty, not to mention any intentions, just looking at it is eye-catching.
"In this way, the senior sister is the first beautiful Tianjiao that the junior brother has seen! The junior brother thinks that the beautiful Tianjiao should be what it should be. ”
Wang Jue just crossed his hands on his waist and kept looking back and forth on Lin Feiyan, like that, he was a street scoundrel, Lin Feiyan looked at him not only not angry, but showed a very excited look.
"Senior sister is optimistic, it should be like this. ”
When Wang Jue and Lin Feiyan were talking, Liu Ziyan and Jin Ruyun went to the kitchen, and after all the demon beast meat was placed on the stone table, the two girls also looked at Wang Jue.
Wang Jue performed live in the courtyard, his feet walked in a line, his buttocks twisted left and right with the rhythm of his steps, and after walking two feet, he turned around, crossed his waist with one hand, touched his cheeks with the other hand, and smiled at everyone.
Wang Jue's hand was taught by the maid of Li Honggang's family when he fled with makeup in Qingyang Town.
Wang Jue found that the big bell and the little hammer were very restrained, so he came up with this method, which made everyone laugh, and the two naturally relaxed.
"Giggles, junior brother is so funny, who did you learn this from, don't say it, it's really similar. Lin Feiyan covered her mouth and giggled.
Wang Jue's performance not only made Lin Feiyan laugh, but everyone else also laughed, even the old horse and Wang Banxian couldn't hold back.
"After I killed the whole family of Rosacea, Hong Gang and Li Fu rescued me, and later because the army surrounded Qingyang Town, in order to escape, I disguised myself as a woman and escaped. Wang Jue introduced the reason very simply.
"The posture of the junior brother just now is definitely a standard fair lady, if I am a man, I will pursue the junior brother no matter what, giggle!" Lin Feiyan giggled again after speaking.
"Senior sister, don't come to this set! I'm a man, so you don't pursue it? You're not my pre-boss lady now? ”
After Wang Jue finished speaking, he raised his hand and patted the storage bag, took out two jars of ten-mile incense, and poured a bowl of wine for everyone with his own hands.
No one noticed that when Wang Jue said that Lin Feiyan was the store's preparatory proprietor, Jin Ruyun's face showed a very strange expression.
The expression on Jin Ruyun's face contained jealousy, jealousy, disappointment, and even a hint of indifference, I am afraid that even if someone sees it, it is difficult to understand what kind of expression it is.
"Everyone, let's follow the routine first, let me introduce to you, this big shoulder and round waist is a big clock, you don't look like a big clock, this thin and energetic is a small hammer, it looks like a hammer head!"
In order to make the two more relaxed, before everyone started drinking, Wang Jue made a good-natured joke in this way, and after a burst of laughter, Wang Jue raised the wine bowl.
"This first bowl of wine, for me and two good friends to meet, I wish you two a smooth journey back to the family, speaking of returning to the family, I remember, where is your family!"
It was originally a toast, but Wang Jue changed the topic and turned directly to other issues, when Wang Jue asked the two, Jin Ruyun couldn't help but look at him.
The others didn't have an idea, Jin Ruyun heard it, Wang Jue asked where the two of them were located, and it was obvious that they would ask Jin Ruyun's family again, but Wang Jue didn't ask Jin Ruyun.
Even from the time Wang Jue returned to the store to the present, he didn't say a word to Jin Ruyun at all, and to exaggerate, he didn't even look at it.
"In Jicheng, you should know that it is the capital of the Great Yan Kingdom. Da Zhong immediately replied to Wang Jue.
"Of course I know, let's not talk about it yet! Dry this bowl of wine, everyone's wine bowl has been lifted for so long, it's too tiring for a long time, dry!"
Everyone drank a bowl of wine, and Wang Jue personally poured a second bowl for everyone, and then looked at the big bell and the small hammer.
"I went to Jicheng half a year ago and tasted the banquet of the hundred tribes in Jicheng Restaurant, it's a pity that I couldn't see the two of you at that time, alas!" After speaking, Wang Jue sighed lightly.
"It's a pity that the location of Jicheng Restaurant is very close to the family, just opposite the restaurant, not very far from the Prime Minister's Mansion. ”
Da Zhong also said with deep sympathy, Wang Jue understood after listening to it, Jin Ruyun's grandfather's family must be prominent in Jicheng, otherwise, it would be impossible to be very close to the Prime Minister's Mansion.
"This second bowl of wine......! I wish we a good meeting in Jicheng next time. Wang Jue drank it all after speaking.
"Meet in Jicheng? You mean you're going to Jicheng?"
After everyone drank this bowl of wine, Da Zhong immediately asked Wang Jue, but Xiao Hammer didn't talk much and never spoke.
"Of course I will, but not now, maybe a year, maybe two years, maybe soon, not yet. Wang Jue gave Da Zhong an uncertain answer.
"What you said doesn't have an exact time, it's really not necessarily, me and Little Hammer are mortals, maybe there is no tomorrow today, and it is not certain whether we can see us again next time. ”
Da Zhong is obviously no longer restrained, and he speaks very naturally to Wang Jue, and also says a lot of uncertainties.
"This bowl of meat in front of the two of you must be eaten cleanly, and there can't be a piece left, this is the lean meat of the third-order demon beast, and you can't eat it anymore if you have leftover, it's a pity to throw it away. ”
Looking at the tiger head and lion-tailed beast meat in front of the two, Wang Jue said as if to order the two, these two bowls of meat are extraordinary, and there is a Shaping Pill and a Tuomai Pill.
"And this meat? Okay then! We'll make sure we don't have a piece left, so we can eat this bowl of meat first. ”
The big bell is more honest, and at the same time straight, he really took Wang Jue's words seriously, and devoured it after speaking, and the little hammer also did the same, and then took a big gulp.
The two of them ate quickly, and in the blink of an eye, they ate half a large bowl, and sweat quickly broke out on their heads, and the sweat was mixed with a strange taste.
"You two don't have to eat so fast, no one will rob you, this bowl of meat is specially made for you two. ”
The big bell and the little hammer are both over twenty years old, and even if they have cultivation qualifications, they are now past the cultivation age.
What's more, the two of them are not suitable at all, and then reshape the meridians at this age, the medicinal effect must be gradually exerted, so Wang Jue mixed the elixir into the flesh and let the two absorb it little by little, too fast for fear that the two of them would be unbearable.
After Wang Jue said that the speed of eating meat began to slow down, after the big bell put down the chopsticks, he directly wiped the sweat on his head with his hand, and did not notice a different taste.
The big bell and the little hammer don't know, it doesn't mean that others don't know, except for the two of them, all of them are cultivators, and the moment they sweat on their heads, they immediately smell the smell of impurities discharged from their bodies.
After smelling the strange smell on the two of them, everyone looked at Wang Jue, not knowing what kind of medicine was sold in his gourd.
"This third bowl of wine wishes you both many sons and grandchildren, blessings and longevity, and you have both served the wine bowl and dried it. ”
The third bowl of wine didn't wait for others to drink! Wang Jue first dried it up, then turned his head to look at the big bell and the little hammer, and saw that both of them had drunk it all, Wang Jue immediately burst out laughing.
"What are you laughing at? The toast of the third bowl of wine is wrong, we are just mortals, and we don't have as many lives as you. ”
Da Zhong put down the wine bowl and immediately corrected Wang Jue's mistakes, at this time, the sweat on his head turned into a hard shell, probably because he drank too much, but he didn't notice it at all.
"Haha! I've eaten all the monster meat made for the two of you, I guess it's almost finished, old stable, take them to my retreat room, and tell you the truth, there is a Shaping Pulse Pill in the meat you just ate, and in a few hours, you two will be able to open up the meridians, and then, take a bath in my meditation room and come out. ”
Finally let Da Zhong and Xiao Hammer eat the elixir, Wang Jue laughed happily, now regardless of whether the two of them have an opinion or not, the raw rice has been cooked into cooked rice.
"There's a elixir in this bowl of meat you made for the two of us alone......? How didn't I feel it. ”
Hearing Wang Jue laugh and finish speaking, Da Zhong suddenly felt a little at a loss, and after finishing speaking, he stuffed his fingers into his mouth, it seemed that he was going to pull the elixir out of his mouth.
"Don't pick it, the elixir is ground into minced meat and put it together with the seasoning of the stew, and the medicinal properties have entered the meat entirely, and you can't do it now if you don't want to. ”
The action of the big bell is too funny, he actually wants to pick out what he eats, and he doesn't blame the big bell for being like this, he is not a cultivator, and he has never seen the appearance of the elixir.
"How could I not want to! As if you should have told me in advance, happiness came a little too suddenly, as the saying goes: it is better to die than to live, to live a few more years, who wants to die immediately!"
It seems that the big bell is completely relaxed, and now he is not nervous at all, and there is some blame for Wang Jue in his speech and demeanor.
"That's it! You are not the Wang Jue of the past, how good it was when you were backing the mountain! When you give the young lady tiger meat, let me and Brother Da Zhong try it first. ”
As soon as the bell finished speaking, the little hammer, who had never spoken, also spoke, and after everyone heard this, they all looked at him with a strange look.
"Hey! You two have to be cheap and obedient, right? And you little hammer, where are you talking about? The preface doesn't match the afterword, the donkey's lips are not in the horse's mouth, and it has nothing to do with the tiger meat that was given to you in the first place. Wang Jue spread his hands and said with some grievances.
After a while, the whole body of the big bell and the little hammer were soaked, and then a layer of scabs formed on the outside of the clothes, and the smell was different from just now, and a strange smell emanated, and in the blink of an eye, it filled the entire backyard.
"You all smell it! Lao Lin's bronze plum bottle peony formation is very good, but it's not good now, if there is no such formation, there would not be such a big smell in the courtyard. Looking up at the formation above the courtyard, Wang Jue said with a sigh.