Chapter 303、I said the wrong thing again
Of course, as for how to know that these two people are Ye Siyin's people, Su Wan will definitely not say that she heard it that day, after all, there were many people staring at her that day, this is not easy to explain, "I was afraid of the Hongmen banquet, so I went to the house to scout the night in advance, and I happened to hear their conversation." ”
Raising her eyes and looking at Feng Jing's expression, she didn't seem to doubt her words, Su Wan continued, "When I heard Ye Siyin's ambitious words before, I only thought she was bragging, but I didn't expect her hand to be really long." ”
"The hand is stretched out so long, sooner or later it will be cut off one day."
"Huh." Feng Jing's expression was very much like a villain when he said this just now, his face was already dark, and he was still squinting slightly, sitting in the backlight.
Su Wan was very moved, and the leader patted Feng Jing's shoulder, "Feng Jing, you are really a good housekeeper, you are worried about this girl's troubles, and you hate the people I hate." ”
"......" Feng Jing was speechless, he just didn't like any fool who calculated Qianqin Sheji, where was he hating her, this little woman was still so self-righteous...... Lovely.
Su Wu couldn't distinguish Feng Jing's wooden expression, "Follow me and work hard, I won't treat you badly in the future, when you get married in the future, I will add a big red envelope to you on the benefits I promised before, so when you meet a girl you like, don't worry about the cost of marriage, this girl can contract it together." ”
Feng Jing was stunned in his heart, it was a coincidence that he thought the same way.
He turned out to be exactly the same as Su Wu's brain circuit, it's terrible, was he assimilated by Su Wu.
Feng Jing's stunned expression made Su Jing's heart soften, no one must have cared about this ugly man before, and when she said this, she was stunned, "You don't have to thank me too much, it's all what I should, after all, I am the head of your family, and you are dedicated to our family, in fact, except for being ugly, everything else is perfect." ”
In order to cheer up Feng Jing, who was ugly, and make him more confident, Su Wan folded her fingers and praised, "Look, in addition to your looks, you really meet my criteria for choosing a husband, you can cook, take care of people, be careful, don't talk much, be smart, and don't beat women." ”
Glancing at Feng Jing, he frowned, "Of course, it may be that you can't beat me." ”
“……”
Is this really a compliment to him? Feng Jing's mind is full of question marks.
Su Wan continued, "Then you can also read a little, which can solve the problem of illiteracy in our family, the most important thing is that you are a little educated, and the level is not too high, this level of half a bucket of water, I like it too much, and I am a perfect match." ”
The more Feng Jing listened, the more wrong it became, why did this sound so wrong, a little happy and a little unhappy that he was underestimated.
Is this really human?
And...... Where are the two of them matched, but fortunately they are not worthy at all, he is not at the level of half a bucket of water.
Su Wu smiled embarrassedly, "Tell you, I actually don't dare to find those scholars who have completed ten years of study, those people who have studied both Chinese and Western, talented and talented, outstanding, outstanding, well-versed in ancient and modern, and rich in learning, I am afraid that people will dislike me." ”
Yo, I didn't see it, I went to the academy, and Su Wu learned so many idioms.
It seems that it is also a manufacturable material, but Feng Jing still sighed in his heart, I'm sorry, girl, such an excellent person in your mouth is here, we are not worthy.
"You're really good, it's your face, that, in fact, you don't have to feel inferior, you're really good, your conditions in the countryside are really great, it's okay if I don't like you, because I'm a superficial person, there are too many superficial people like me in this world, but you don't have to care about these people, because"
"Good-looking skins three thousand one nights, interesting souls, phew, I said wrong, good-looking skins are the same, interesting souls are one in a thousand, your inner beauty will definitely be discovered by other good girls, when the time comes, you must cherish those girls who have discovered your advantages, catch her, cherish her, take care of her, marry her home, and spoil her for a lifetime."
Feng Jing looked at Su Wu bandit as if he stepped on the bench, slapped his palm on the table, and pointed at herself with a thumbs up, "Remember!" You have to have faith in yourself. ”
Like, it's quite interesting, if he's really ugly, he must be grateful at the moment, but his face is ...... No, "Girl, what do you mean by three thousand and one nights of good-looking skins?" ”
“?”
Su Wan knew that she had made an old mistake, and it was easy to be blind when she was happy, nonsense, and in the face of Feng Jing's serious questioning, she covered her mouth tightly.
"I ...... I'm talking nonsense. ”
"In Nanxi County, did you still go where you shouldn't be? Is that where a good girl should be? Did you take Xiao Zhen with you? ”
"No, don't get me wrong, I really didn't go to that kind of place." Although the brothel is a holy place for women to check in, she really didn't go this time, she was busy looking for food, where did she have time to go to the brothel.
The answer to her was still Feng Jing's frosty wooden face.
"I've been looking for good food in the streets and alleys all day long, and I haven't heard of any brothel in Nanxi County that has delicious snacks, so why should I go."
There is still a little credibility in this sentence, Feng Jing asked again, "Then this sentence can't be realized by yourself." ”
"Of course, I didn't realize it myself, where do I have this kind of ability to export chapters." Su Wu apologized in her heart, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have stolen the jokes I saw on the Internet before!!
Facing Feng Jing at this moment, Su Wu had a sense of fear in the face of the anti-pornography crackdown, but she was just a yellow joke with no sense of picture, why did she look at her so coldly.
I wish Feng Jing no nightlife in the future!
"When I was eating, I heard someone say it and thought it was funny, so I wrote it down."
"Interesting?"
“…… No, no, no, it's not funny, it's just that I think it's very good, I immediately thought of you when I heard this sentence, and I think this sentence is especially suitable for your situation. ”
Feng Jing, who knew that he was good-looking, felt that there was a connotation, and asked through gritted teeth, "So what is the second half of the sentence?" ”
At this moment, Feng Jing made Su Wu feel that she was facing an angry captain, and she didn't dare to breathe, and shook her head again and again, "No, no, it's just that the beautiful skin is the same, and the interesting soul is one in a thousand." ”
Feng Jing stood up, "Those barbecued meats will stink after a long time, I will distribute them to the villagers, and I can also make ......."
Where is Su Wu willing to give away such a delicious barbecue, she rushed over and grabbed Feng Jing's hand, "Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, I said I." ”
"Actually, it's nothing, it's just a good-looking skin bag for three thousand and one nights, and the interesting soul is bankrupt."
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