"Laugh at the fart!" I pouted, and whispered to Hu Die and Li Muling, who were standing next to me, in a slightly unhappy tone.

But they didn't stop from being upset, but laughed more heartily.

"I can't hold it back! Xiao Nan! After Hu Die finished speaking, he laughed again.

Like a chain reaction, Hu Die laughed, and Li Muling also laughed.

I was angry and stomped my feet, but unfortunately, this foot stomped directly on Hu Die's body. Hu Die instinctively let out a scream like "killing pigs", which resounded throughout the classroom and even the entire teaching building.

The classroom exploded in an instant, everyone leaned forward and backwards with laughter, only the middle-aged woman on the podium had a blue face, without a trace of smile, embarrassed like a stool, looking at us with a sneer.

Seeing Hu Die's distorted and strange appearance, Li Muling and I couldn't help laughing.

The middle-aged woman looks like she is about 40 years old, with a pair of gold-rimmed glasses and a black professional outfit that looks very capable. Under the thick foundation, her skin looks fair and dazzling, her body is fat but not bloated, convex and backward, and the whole person looks full of aura, so that I dare not confront her eerie face. Later, I learned that she was our counselor Liu, and she was called "powerful" Liu.

"Have you laughed enough?" Liu Li stood on the podium and said expressionlessly.

For a moment, the classroom was silent.

This kind of ability can make students laugh in an instant, to shut up directly and be silent, it is said that this kind of ability can only be done by Liu Li in our department, which is much more powerful than ordinary professors.

The surprisingly quiet is often the prelude to a storm.

Sure enough!

Liu Li looked us up and down, and then said with a straight face, "What is the situation with the three of you?" I was late for the class report on the first day. Is there a heart? Universities also have university rules, don't they? ”

I thought that the criticism would be over in a few words, but I didn't expect that Liu Li said for an hour, from how young it should not be late, to the outlook on life, values, and ideology. This Liu is really worthy of his reputation, and we can be regarded as enlightened.

Finally, "Find a seat and sit down!" "The end. The whole world finally fell silent, and so did the ears.

We were just about to sit in the last row, and our butts had not yet touched the seats, when Liu Li shouted again, "Sit forward!" What are you doing sitting in the back of that! Can you hear me clearly? ”

Liu Li, this sudden sentence was like a grenade to us, which directly made us vomit blood and die.

Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, we sat in the front row.

"This old woman doesn't care about everything! More than my mom and my mom! Hu Die said with a speechless expression.

I laughed and said, "Butterfly! She's not your mom, she's your counselor. Don't take your mom for granted. ”

"Hey.. You... Xiao Nan! Believe it or not, I'm kicking you away. Hu Die looked at me with a "want to kick me" expression and said.

In order to appease Hu Die's anger, I immediately said with an expression of admitting my mistake, "Die'er, I was wrong." ”

"If it's wrong, it's over!" Hu Die looked at me dissatisfied.

"And what do you want?"

"Old rules, you have to be responsible for me, and you have to compensate me for mental damages!" Hu Die looked at me as a matter of course and said.

I made a "no problem" gesture to Hu Die.

"That's pretty much it." Hu Die smiled like a flower, and said with a satisfied face.

At this moment, a piece of chalk threw a perfect arc in the air, hitting Hu Die directly impartially, as if he didn't know what it was, in the face of this sudden "fatal" blow, Hu Die instinctively screamed, and the quiet classroom was cut by this sudden scream, causing everyone to look back and see.

Before I could figure out the situation, Liu Lili, who was standing on the podium, said coldly, "Are you listening carefully to what I said?" Can there be a minimum of respect for people? ”

Quiet

Pause for a few seconds.

Liu Li turned around and pulled down a blackboard and wrote her big name Liu Jieyu. Then he turned to face us and said: Hello students, my name is Liu Jieyu, you can call me Teacher Liu or Counselor Liu, if there is no accident, I will accompany you through the four years of undergraduate, to be precise, only three years, because you will go out for internship in the second semester of your junior year, and your senior year is basically not in school, and the four years will pass in a flash, don't think that you can do whatever you want when you go to college, and there are many people who can't get your graduation certificate and degree certificate every year, I don't want you to be one of them in four years.

There was a lot of discussion at the bottom.

"That's not what our high school teacher said!" I sighed.

"The high school teacher said, you just have to listen to it." Hu Die enlightened.

Li Muling smiled and said, "Xiao Nan! You're so cute. Ha ha! ”

I smiled at Li Muling.

At this time, the bell rings for the end of class.

During the break between classes, I fell asleep on my desk.

After a while, I was woken up by Hu Die's girl, and for me who had just fallen asleep, I really had the urge to strangle Hu Die's girl at this time.

"What are you doing! Hu Die! I said lazily

"Accompany me to the bathroom."

I'm dizzy!

I don't go up early, I don't go up late, I just call the class bell to go to the toilet.

Really! As soon as I walked to the door of the toilet, the class bell rang, and we also met Liu Lili who came out of the face, Hu Die and I wanted to think that we didn't see it, but because we were face-to-face, we could only say hello to Liu Lili.

When I returned to the classroom this time, Liu Li didn't embarrass the two of us.

Her eyes swirled in her sockets, Liu Li looked at it, everyone had arrived, her expression seemed to be brewing emotions, and after a pause of a few seconds, she said: "We will start military training tomorrow for a month." Do you have any questions? ”

I don't know if it's really okay, or because of Liu Lili, everyone seems very cautious, seeing that no one asked questions, Liu Lili's face seemed a little unbearable, and then said, "Don't worry, everyone!" Whatever comes to mind, I'll answer you seriously, okay? ”

"Teacher, is there a schedule for military training?"

"Yes, I'll send it later."

"Teacher, with your experience, what kind of sunscreen is better to use during military training!"

"I really don't know about this, but I can help you ask."

......

After opening the chatterbox, everyone is gossiping, you say a word, I say a word, for a while, there is anything to say.