Chapter 21: Blue Thin, Shiitake Mushroom

"Oh~ I see!" Luo Xunqiu realized, she looked at Xia Ping and said, "Then you have to remember tomorrow~"

Xia Ping nodded, she grabbed the tea in her hand and said a little unwillingly: "Mom, I'll go back to the room to review my homework first." ”

"Go ahead, don't be too tired!"

Xia Ping wandered into the room, closed the door and threw the tea aside and got into the quilt, she touched her lips, only to feel that the warmth that had just been touched away was still there, she wiped her hand vigorously, and beat the quilt angrily, she felt that she was about to die.

That person is too shameless, this is his first kiss, he took it away like this, the more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, and he couldn't help biting the quilt and sobbing.

He Bai ran out of the community in one breath, walked slowly to his car, remembering the soft touch just now, his heart was simply happy, and he didn't stop his face until he got in the car~ripple.

lit a cigarette and took two puffs, he suddenly thought that the little girl must have been made to cry by himself, and bit the cigarette and sighed, thinking that he was really becoming more and more perverted, otherwise why would he have a pain in his lower body when he thought of the little girl's pear blossom with rain!

Take out the things in her pocket, hang them on your index finger and turn around, motherfuck, if the little girl knew that she had stolen her underwear, would she stay away from her?

After thinking for half a second, he came to the conclusion that he was positive, and he stretched out his hand out of the window and flicked the cigarette ash, and he decided that even if the little girl suspected or affirmed that he had done it, he would grit his teeth and resolutely refuse to admit it.

Yes, that's it!

He Bai shook his head, and was amazed by his ingenuity!

"Ahhh

The mobile phone rang unexpectedly, He Bai bared his teeth, which stupid second goods set the mobile phone ringtone for himself, if this is heard, do you want to mix it up?

Reaching out and taking out his mobile phone, Xu Ersil's three words jumped on the screen, and as soon as the phone was connected, before he could speak, he said a lot of words on the other side.

When the other party finally shut up, He Bai asked slowly, "So, what do you want to say?" ”

Xu Mingqian on the other end of the phone choked, and said that he had just said dryly, did this big guy not understand?

"Brother Bai, I mean to say..."

"Stop! Speak human words! He Bai didn't have to think about it to know that this person wanted to repeat the nonsense just now, and interrupted him quite presciently.

Xu Mingqian couldn't say anything, and suddenly felt that he was wronged, "Brother Bai, the big fat man has a treat today, Yun Laiju, will you go?" ”

"Just go!" He Bai held the stolen things in his hand, opened his mouth casually, hung up the phone, threw the mobile phone away, and started the car and drove towards the villa.

Well! You have to put away the little girl's cutie!

"Gotta do it!" Xu Mingqian looked at the mobile phone in his hand that was hung up, and felt inexplicably aggrieved, and it was over with these two sentences? That just wasted so much saliva on his own in vain?

Mom, you can be wronged to death by the most obedient baby in your family.

Liu Jun patted him on the shoulder with a chicken nest, "What's the matter?" Brother Bai said to go or not? ”

Xu Mingqian slapped Liu Jun's hand down, blew his white shoulders and raised his eyebrows: "Isn't this nonsense, with me out of the horse, can Brother Bai still go?" ”

The corners of Liu Jun's mouth twitched uncontrollably, he sighed and said earnestly: "Qian'er, as long as you don't pretend to be forced, we are still good friends." ”

"You can pull it down, who wants to be your good friend!" Xu Mingqian slapped over, his face full of disgust.

Liu Jun didn't care about being slapped by him, he casually pulled his hair that was made into a chicken nest twice, and said tremblingly: "Alas~ Qian'er, you are not right, is it easy for you to be orphaned!" ”

"Your dearest Junjun! I! I'm going to find my girlfriend, so you can continue to be a growling dog! ”

"I'll you!" Xu Mingqian kicked over, but he dodged it.

Liu Jun flashed to the door, smiled at Xu Mingqian, who was angry, and then ran away.

"Isn't there a girlfriend, what's the big deal!" Xu Mingqian muttered quietly, and then he cried with a sad face, woo~ Even Liu Jun's crooked melon and cracked dates have changed several generations of female friends, but he has not even taken a girl's hand seriously.

Blue thin, shiitake mushrooms, wronged dead baby!

With a big mouth, Xu Mingqian almost cried, he was really jealous of his talents, I think I Xu Mingqian has been romantic for more than ten years, and I have become a single dog?

It's just that dad can bear it, mom can't bear it, Ming'er will find a female pot friend by herself, and let those crooked melons and cracked dates see how charming they are.

Hum!

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"Good girl, don't you accept your underwear?" Luo Xunqiu hugged her clothes and asked her daughter who was reading.

Xia Ping raised his head and shook his head blankly, "No! ”

Luo Xunqiu frowned, "That's strange, my mother just collected her clothes and found that your underwear was missing." ”

"Could it be that it fell to the ground?" Xia Ping put down his pen, stood up and walked to the balcony.

Luo Xunqiu put his clothes on the bed and followed behind her, "No, my mother also saw it just now." ”

Xia Ping lowered his head and searched the balcony carefully but didn't find it, the balcony was covered with glass all around, and no wind could blow in, and it was impossible for it to be blown away by the wind.

Luo Xunqiu turned on the washing machine and looked at it, there was nothing left, and she remembered that she had sunburned it, and she looked puzzled when she looked at her daughter, she said: "I didn't see it, could it be that it ran away with long legs on its own?" ”

Xia Ping bit her lip lightly, and unconsciously buttoned her sleeves with both hands, since she was not blown away by the wind, and she and her mother did not accept it, it must have been stolen.

Thinking that only one outsider had ever come to the house, Xia Ping's silver teeth were about to be crushed.

Dead perverts, neuropaths!

Seeing her mother who was still thinking about it, Xia Ping pretended to remember suddenly, "Mom, I remembered, I took it away when I took a shower today." ”

"Look at you kid, your memory is so bad at a young age." Luo Xunqiu glanced at his daughter.

"Hehe, Mom, I'm not sick, my brain is still confused~" Xia Ping took Luo Xunqiu's hand and shook it coquettishly.

Luo Xunqiu was originally joking with her, but from time to time she watched her pull her soft coquettishness, and her heart was pressed tightly, "Okay, okay, mom knows, it's not too early, you go to rest, you have to go to school tomorrow!" ”

"Well, I got my mom." Xia Ping responded obediently, "Then mom should go to bed early." ”

Luo Xunqiu smiled and nodded.

Xia Ping was lying on the bed, tossing and turning but couldn't sleep, thinking that his underwear was in the hands of that big pervert, his heart was like 10,000 ants crawling around, which made people feel unbearable but helpless.

"Oops..." Finally, she lifted the quilt and sat on the bed, pulling her hair in annoyance, and her heart was so aggrieved that she burst into tears.

What, after doing this, he left with peace of mind, and he was robbed of his first kiss, and now he is so annoyed that he can't sleep, which makes him how to get along with him in the future, and when he thinks that he is still at the same table with him, his heart is even more flustered.

Xia Ping hated such a person very much, but she was unable to break free, and finally she spent most of the night with her eyes open, until her eyelids were so heavy that she couldn't hold them up anymore that she finally fell asleep.

He Bai followed a group of people for most of the night, and only when everyone was almost scattered did he pinch his eyebrows, and now he was a little upset after drinking too much.

kicked Xu Mingqian next to him, but he didn't react at all, he hissed in disgust, reached out and scooped up the ice water on the table and poured himself a mouthful.

He regained his senses a little in the cold water, twisted his neck and made a gurgling sound, and was about to ask someone to carry away the man who slept like a pig, when a heavy smell of perfume wafted over.

He Bai sneezed uncontrollably, he looked up at the woman who was twisting the waist of the water snake, and pouted in disgust, "Eldest sister, stay away from me, the smell of inferior perfume on your body has smoked me." ”

Yun Yaoyao stopped, her face was red at He Bai's words, this perfume was bought by herself for a month's pocket money, it was a big brand, others said it smelled good, how could it become worthless in his mouth!

"Brother Bai, I..."

"Stop!" He Bai interrupted her words, and looked at her coldly, "Brother Bai is also your name?" I don't know who I am? ”

Yun Yaoyao bit her lower lip and looked at him with disgust, "How can you do this to me, I just want to come over and say hello to you!" ”

He Bai was so impressed by her contrived expression that he almost threw up.

Damn, I look like this dead fish and pretend to be pitiful, I really don't know how disgusting I am!

"Get out!" He Bai turned his head, he didn't want to look at it again, thinking that his little girl was still good-looking, every move was like a painting, and he would go to school tomorrow to look at her more and wash his tortured eyes.

"You..."Yun Yaoyao was shaky sadly, she looked at He Bai who tilted her head to the side in disbelief, refusing to look at her eyes more, and her tone was resentful: "How can you do this to me, I just like you and myself!" ”

He Bai only felt that he was really going to throw up, where the fuck did this neurosis come from!

"Hey, you guys, which idiot brought this neuropathy in?" He Bai asked a few people who hadn't left yet.

The few people who hadn't left had also drunk a lot of wine, and they looked at each other for a while, then you look at me and I look at yours, and came to a conclusion, "Brother Bai, we don't know her either!" ”

He Bai opened his mouth and scolded, he looked up at Yun Yaoyao, who looked resentful, and said impatiently: "Hurry up and get out while Lao Tzu is not angry, Lao Tzu beats people regardless of gender." ”

Yun Yaoyao took two steps back sadly, she covered her heart and said with tears in her eyes: "How can you be so ruthless, I work hard for you to become so good, you can't treat me like this." ”

He Bai gritted his teeth and tried hard to control his anger, the green tendons on his forehead burst out because of the force, and his hands were also clenched tightly, damn, if it weren't for Lao Tzu, if he didn't beat a woman, he would have to beat her to death.