Chapter 30 Incense repays the favor

If you want to say anything about 'mirage ghost domain', Dou Dabao, Pan Ying and others are still confused, but when they hear the fat man say 'mirage', everyone's face has changed.

I walked up to the monkey corpse and said, "It is rumored that most of the people who killed the officials of the water area died in the flood." And after death, he will be ingested into the Mirage Ghost Domain by the Dragon King and suffer a punishment different from hell.

In ancient times, it was said that the mirage that is commonly seen is the reflection of the mirage ghost domain, in order to warn the world not to be the enemy of the water tribe. But as modern people, we should all know that the two are not the same thing. ”

The fat man pressed my shoulder: "Lao Tzu is almost hungry and crazy, don't talk nonsense, just say, can we still go out?" If you could, how would you get out! ”

I turned my head and looked at him coldly: "To be honest, I don't believe in the Mirage Ghost Domain, but I believe in retribution!" ”

As he spoke, he heard the sound of wading water from far and near, raised his eyes, and couldn't help laughing: "Guess, where did he get so angry?" Against whom? ”

The fat man turned his head suddenly, and suddenly saw that it was the headless village slaughterer who had been thrown out by him before!

"Mother's it! This headless ghost, it's endless?! The fat man was furious, "I don't believe it, Lao Tzu can still do it if he dismantles eight pieces!" ”

"That's what I said."

I reached out and took out the pig-killing knife from Dou Dabao's satchel, stuffed it into the fat man's hand with lightning speed, followed to one side, and pushed him off the altar.

The fat man almost fell on his stomach, stood firm, turned around and pointed a knife at me and scolded:

"Damn, Lao Tzu wants to die, but he didn't do it behind his back!"

I ignored him, took out something from my bag, handed the bag to Dou Dabao, quickly whispered a few words in Dou Dabao's ear, then jumped down, walked in front of the fat man, and whispered:

"Behind the scenes, I either don't do it, or I think it's not for the sake of damning. This time, if I can take alive out of the shack at the mouth of the seven rivers, it will be regarded as the time when I was in Lion Tiger Mountain. Coupled with the two times on the roof of the Sanyi Garden and the hospital, we really don't owe anything. Whatever you want to do in the future, whatever. ”

"Damn, the account is so careful? It's a shame not to be an accountant......"

The fat man still wanted to say a few words to me, but the village slaughter had already come to the door.

The fat man didn't dare to harden his mouth, and asked me in a low voice: "Is this really a mirage?" I've had a hard fight with this headless ghost, and he's too real, isn't he? And also...... The pot of meat at the entrance of the village...... ...... vomit"

When he finished retching, I poked him, "I have an idea now that I need help confirming." ”

"What kind of bad water are you holding?"

I pouted to the side, "Go over there and avoid it first, and I'll talk to this headless ghost after I've 'gotten' it." ”

The fat man looked at me suspiciously, and resolutely ran to the corner near the door, and said at the same time:

"This guy has broken all the bones of his hands, but it's so ghostly! Be careful, don't let him fix it...... Xu Wo, I'll go to grandma! Pit me again......"

The reason why the fat man changed his tone halfway was because as soon as Muratu stepped into the threshold, he immediately turned around and pounced on him!

I immediately turned around, pulled out the tire wrench I had hidden in my arms, and slammed it into one of the lampstands on the table.

The lampstand looked like pure copper on the outside, but after a while, the copper shell on the outside cracked and scattered. If you look closely, you can see that the inside is all wooden, and it is connected to the offering table!

Dou Dabao stared down with wide eyes: "This table...... This 'big incense burner' is really made from a whole tree! ”

"Including the loft board above!" Before a word fell, the wrench fell again......

Although the lampstand is connected to the offering table, it can't stand such a smashing method. Within two blows, it was broken, and the top half of the wick flew into the water.

I painted the scoop according to the gourd, and smashed another lampstand, before I made a gesture to Dou Dabao to continue.

Dou Dabao first took the tire wrench, took out the yin and yang knife from my bag and handed it to me; Then I jumped to the offering table and pulled out a small box of special incense sticks from my bag.

To be a yin man, it has never been inseparable from incense. There is such a box of tightly packaged incense sticks with the length of the index finger hidden in my bag, which only Dou Dabao and the blind man know.

Dou Dabao hurriedly opened the incense box, took out three short incense sticks, and after lighting them, he handed them to Pan Ying: "Come over and give incense to the monkey!" Put on the incense, and it will be blessed to leave! ”

"Why not?" Pan Ying glared at above.

Dou Dabao raised his voice steeply and shouted: "I'll let it come down and make incense!" ”

Dou Bearded Facing his neighbors, he has never been angry, this voice can scare Pan Ying, and he can only tremble and jump to his side in a trembling manner, and take the three short incense.

"Bow only three times, and then throw the incense into the water!" Dou Dabao's face was never more solemn.

Pan Ying could only do so, and she still didn't forget to whisper a few words to the monkey corpse.

After waiting for the incense, Dou Dabao pushed her off the offering table, and he stood aside like a 'questioner', rushing to Ji Yayun and the others: "Next!" ”

The second one to come down and offer incense is Sang Lan, and the third is Ji Yayun.

But when Ji Yayun jumped off the offering table, Dou Dabao looked at me with puzzled eyes.

I was also suspicious in my heart, seeing that Lin Tong was still on the platform, I asked her to come down too.

But when Lin Tong also put on the incense, the monkey corpse still didn't move at all.

I took Lin Tong next and said to Dou Dabao: "Give me the incense!" ”

Dou Dabao jumped down as he said and handed me three short incense sticks.

I lit the lighter in his hand, and was about to bow down to the monkey corpse, but suddenly, I saw that the old monkey corpse, which was originally ossified, turned into a cloud of ashes!

As far as the yin industry is concerned, I am not from a 'professional' background, but an absolute wilderness.

Although the monkey corpse turned into a fly, he still followed the steps and bowed down towards the broken mud tire in the middle: "Xu disaster, Xu Fu'an, birthday ......, I am grateful for the grace of saving the trouble, but I don't know the name of the graceful father, and I have no choice but to say one word: near disaster for me, avoid disaster for me, do not ask for protection, but ask for grace to come true!" ”

I only bowed once, then threw my hand and threw the incense into the water.

Just as he wanted to turn around to see how the fat man was, Lin Tong suddenly shouted:

"What did you just do? Why do you have more soul thoughts on your body? Who's that? ”

Seeing that the rest of the people, including Dou Dabao, looked at me in a daze, I was also a little apprehensive, but I still said:

"There are some things that haven't been fully figured out yet, but I'm sure that the bald old monkey first appeared to prevent us from entering this mirage, and it was a good intention. If there is kindness, it will be repaid, and if there is revenge, we will have a clear conscience. ”

After that, he took one last look at the altar and slowly turned around.

I originally wanted to see how Fat Shi was now, but as soon as I turned halfway through my body, I felt a fluffy claw on the back of my neck!