Hei and I put the dead animals aside, and after smoking a cigarette, we didn't see Wang Qiu come back. Could it be that this guy is still lost in broad daylight? I was about to make a call to Wang Qiu, but I saw a figure rushing out.

At first glance, I thought it was a flower child, but when I got closer, I realized that it was Wang Qiu, I don't know what he just went through, his clothes were torn in a large piece, and there were deep and shallow scratches on it. With an embarrassed look on his face, he rushed towards us.

"Run, there are too many monkeys!"

Wang Qiu rushed over, grabbed a hare and rushed down the mountain, I was about to stop Wang Qiu, but I saw that the grass and trees were all crawling with monkeys, at least dozens of them. The *** who was almost the same size as me and still holding the king ball in his hand, and a few little monkeys were lying on his back, grinning and jumping towards us.

"Run!"

Xiao Hei pushed me, fired three shots at the monkeys, and ran away.

"I said Wang Qiu...... You...... What did you kid do? ”

"I stoned that little monkey to death, and now his seven aunts and eight aunts have come to take revenge......"

"Ran wrong! Drive my motorcycle, we can't outrun these brutes! ”

Xiao Hei shouted for Wang Qiu to go and drive the motorcycle first. These monkeys are crazy, they are about to go down the mountain and dare to chase them, and if they don't ride a bike, it will inevitably be a fierce battle.

I ran and looked up to see that several monkeys had already run to a nearby tree, ready to pounce. Fortunately, I had loaded my bullet for my cigarette just now. I didn't have time to aim, so I fired a few random shots into the air. These guys are really dying, and when the gunfire stops, they come back to surround them.

Wang Qiu jumped on the motorcycle in one step, staring at it with his feet for a long time, but he couldn't make a fire. He couldn't wait in a hurry, so he simply pushed the motorcycle forward, and shouted loudly while pushing: "Xiao Hei! Run fast, I can't drive! ”

Looking at his stupid appearance, I want to scold and laugh again, didn't this guy just brag about how powerful and strong he is on a motorcycle, why can't he even hit a fire.

I was followed by a monkey, which was about to catch up with me, less than ten meters away from the king's ball, and told him to turn around, and I threw the shotgun in my hand. Wang Qiu threw the car away, jumped up, caught the shotgun, and shot directly at the tree, and the bullet was almost a meter away from my head.

"! If this shot hits me in the head, I won't be able to bloom! ”

I asked Wang Qiu to push the cart again, and only stopped to look at the monkeys at the foot of the mountain, because the boundary of the village was beyond the range of the monkeys, and they did not dare to enter the village no matter how bold they were.

"Where's Blackie?" I looked around and didn't see Xiao Hei was a little impatient, he always remembered that the road up and down the mountain was messy and lost?

"I don't think I'll be beaten by the monkeys!" As soon as Wang Qiu's words fell, he heard a tremor in the woods on the left.

"Bang!" With a bang, I saw the little black head emerge from the woods first, followed by at least a dozen monkeys, and all the clothes and pants on his body were turned into ragged rags.

Wang Qiu raised his gun to shoot me and stopped him, his marksmanship is no different from mine, even if Xiao Hei is caught by a monkey and beaten, it is better than being shot by Wang Qiu and beaten into a stopper.

I knew how worried I was when I saw Xiao Hei running towards us, this guy didn't see that he was so agile and flexible, the shotgun was like a saber in his hand, and those monkeys could only scratch Xiao Hei's trouser legs and feet at most, and he was knocked down by Xiao Hei before he could even put his mouth down.

There are more and more monkeys chasing behind him, Xiao Hei has become the target of all monkeys, he suddenly knocked down a little monkey in front of him and stepped on the ground with his foot and smashed the little monkey's head with a shotgun, he threw the monkey corpse in a different place to the monkey group, which seemed to have some deterrent effect, and the monkeys on both sides did not dare to act rashly when they saw Xiao Hei so bloody and brutal, and bared their teeth and shouted a few times and did not dare to step forward.

Wang Qiu saw Xiao Hei getting closer and closer and looked at these soft and evil monkeys, and a wave of anger instantly ignited in his heart. Thinking that he had been bullied by this group of little things just now, he picked up a shotgun and loaded several packs of bullets and rushed forward.

"Go back, there's something behind the monkey!"

Xiao Hei roared and waved to Wang Qiu, as soon as I heard this, I hurriedly looked into the woods, only to find that there was a wild boar behind those monkeys, the big monkey just now stood on the tree and cut the wild boar with a knife from time to time and ran away, the wild boar was teased by him and lost his mind, and was going crazy to run around, this monkey was deliberately luring it out!

"Zhang Lin helped me up the car, we can't run it!"

Xiao Hei ran over and pulled the king ball, this guy is now on his head, how can he still see a wild boar, his eyes are full of monkeys and face.

Pushing the car, we ran a few more steps, Xiao Hei jumped into the car at once, the key twisted, the hand turned, the foot pedaled the motorcycle and moved, I jumped up, just wanted to turn back and call Wang Qiu to get into the car. He sat down with a butt.

"! And wild boars! ”

Wang Qiu gasped, and the gun was thrown away to let Xiao Hei hurry up, Xiao Hei twisted violently, and we finally rushed out.

I looked back and saw that the wild boar had already run to the junction, and the monkey had dispersed, and it was angry and crashed into the big trees on the side, and the big trees were knocked off, and a flock of birds flew up.

Wang Qiu lit a cigarette and gasped, and ironed my clothes for me.

"If it hits me, the intestines will have to come out. This wild boar is really a tease invited by the monkey! ”

Racing all the way, Xiao Hei stopped at the door of Xiongzi's house, he leaned in front of the car without saying a word and began to smoke vigorously.

Wang Qiu jumped out of the car and picked up the hare and pheasant and walked in with a smile, this guy really didn't go up the mountain in vain, no matter how dangerous it was, he didn't forget to fill his stomach, and the fright just now must have been forgotten.

Xiongzi was reading a book in the yard, and when he saw Wang Qiu coming in with a hare and pheasant, he hurriedly greeted him.

"Why? Where did all this stuff come from? ”

"Can't you see it? Grandpa, I'm going up the mountain to fight, go boil water and let's have a good meal."

After Wang Qiu finished speaking, he walked around the house, but he didn't see Xiong Zi's brother and the others, and Xiong Zi was the only one in the house.

Hei told me to park the car first, and that if my father came back and saw the car being driven away, he would be scolded.

I said goodbye to Xiao Hei, and when I returned to the courtyard, I only felt a sore calf, and when I ran just now, I didn't feel that I had the stamina to come up, and I said hello to the bear, and I sat aside and began to rub my legs.

"It's not strange that you say it's weird, I don't think there are many people in the village today, and Xiongzi's parents aren't there."

Wang Qiu said to himself, took the bear's book as a cushion and sat down.

Hearing Wang Qiu say this, it seems to be true, I haven't seen anyone else today except for the beggar and those villagers who are pointing fingers, could it be that something happened in the village and the adults went to help?

I asked the busy bear, and he shook his head and didn't know what was going on.

Wang Qiu and I just sat outside the house and waited for Xiongzi to go to the kitchen to take care of it alone. Wang Qiu finished smoking and simply leaned on the side and fell asleep, waiting for the game to eat when he woke up. I habitually go to the backyard to smoke, I haven't been to the base for a long time, and the weeds have grown a lot. I still remember when I was a child, the three of us played hide and seek here and rolled in the mud, and after all these years, the grass was still so green, and the three of us had grown stubble and would never step into the grass again.

This is the back wall of Yulu's house, and I think of Yulu's father again, will he be like Liu Gang, go to Huangquan Road to see the Lechuan River, and walk on the Nai He Bridge. Did he also encounter strange questions, and would he not know the answers and wander around the village at the moment?

The vibration of my phone pulled me out of my fantasies, and a text message made me uneasy. I thought it would be a message from Gui Lun, but it was still that unfamiliar number.

"It's dark, wait for me under the tree"

Xiao Hei and Hanako didn't take long to come over together, and I walked out listening to Hanako's rough voice, waking up Wang Qiu and knocking melon seeds, and everyone started chatting.

Wang Qiu, this guy is still the same, and he doesn't leave a woman in three sentences. I don't know what he thinks, but suddenly he asked a question.

"Hey! Do you think that if you are with a girl, do you want to get his heart first or her person first? ”

Hanako heard that she had the right to speak on this question, and after thinking for a while, she said categorically: "Of course you get her heart, and if you get her heart, doesn't that girl belong to you?" ”

Wang Qiu nodded slightly: "Yes, you're right, but what if I get her first?" For example, if I got her body first, what do you think will be the end? ”

"Then you're a scoundrel, irresponsible bastard!" Hanako scoffed, very dissatisfied with Wang Qiu's question.

Wang Qiu was scolded by this, and he couldn't speak for a long time, I thought this topic was over, but I didn't expect him to swallow a melon seed, as if he was a mouthful, and suddenly said: "Hanako, you tell me honestly, is a woman's soul or body important?" ”

I glanced at Wang Qiu with disdain, and I didn't know what was going on in his head, and it was really strange that he could still speak about his soul and body.

Hanako saw how serious Wang Qiu was, so she thought about it seriously and answered at the moment.

"Of course the soul is important, why are you so superficial?"

When Wang Qiu heard this, he hurriedly went to the house, took out paper and pen, wrote down the words soul and body, and circled the soul.

"Then you say that the soul is important, if I chase a girl, then I have to start with her soul, if I get the most important soul you said, then I will naturally get it all, agree with your point of view, then her relatively unimportant body is not easy for me?"

Hanako was stunned for a moment, thought about it and nodded.

"That's not right...... So what if I put it another way? Wang Qiu touched his head and thought of something again.

"What's that?" Hanako asked.

Wang Qiu picked up the pen again and circled the word "flesh".

"Since you said that the soul is important, the body is relatively not so important, right, naturally if I want to chase a girl, then I must start from a simple point, I will first get her unimportant body, if I don't start with the soul, is it much simpler, I can take a step forward from shallow to deep, and it is easy to get her soul if I get the body?"

"Hey...... ...... you say?"

Hanako felt that Wang Qiu's words were a little biased, and wanted to refute but couldn't say anything for a while.

I didn't expect Wang Qiu, the big guy, to think about a question so delicately, it's really the sun coming out of the west. Xiao Hei was a little confused by what Wang Qiu said, and his eyes began to become complicated when he looked at Wang Qiu.

"Oh! Then I understand, it's really cool to be a man! ”

"What's cool, why don't I understand?" Xiao Hei didn't understand when he saw Wang Qiumao's appearance, what did this guy think?

Wang Qiu looked very proud, this expression was like the expression that he had painstakingly completed an extremely complex mathematical problem, and he was excited and relieved.

"Don't sell it, just say whatever comes to mind!" I threw a cigarette to Wang Qiu and said urgingly.

"Humph! It seems that you are all ordinary people.,I've summed up the book of pickling girls today.,People and flowers have said that from a female point of view.,A girl will feel that the soul is more important than the body.,Zhang Lone, don't you like to write things down on paper and make assumptions? I'll make a hypothesis for you," Wang Qiu finished and took out the pen and paper.

"You see, the words soul and body, if I want to chase a girl, I have two ways, the first is to be an honest person, I start with her important soul, if I get her soul, is it easy to get all of her, his body naturally includes it. On the other hand, if I were to be a brute scoundrel, I would start with her body, which was not very important to her soul, so it should be easier and quicker than the first method. I started with the physical body, and if I got the physical body, I would be closer to the important soul, and I could get her as well. But if I have a little bit of back, I can only get the body and not the soul, then at least I will earn it! It's just that that girl has one thing that already belongs to me. This conclusion is summed up by only blood earning, either I earn a body or a soul and body together, one plus one must be greater than two. It's a win-win! Hahaha! ”

After listening to Wang Qiu's words, I thought about it carefully, it seems that there is really a bit of crooked reason, and I also know that this guy is obviously a crooked brain, but for a while, he can't find anything to refute like Hanako.

"You're such a genius!"

Xiao Hei agreed with Wang Qiu's theory very much, and he suddenly understood it when he explained it like this.

I looked at Wang Qiu's raised head and looked high, I didn't expect it...... This guy is usually stupider than anyone else, but when he thinks about the relationship between men and women, he is really unambiguous, and his ideas are really a set of ideas, which is simply sophisticated.

Hanako wanted to refute and was about to speak, but she heard Kumako in the back house shout: "The rice is ready, you can eat it!" ”