The little goblin is going to be boiled
Seeing that Song Chen really didn't respond, the little demon had already acquiesced in his heart that Song Chen forgave himself, stupid human beings can forgive me if you know each other so easily, otherwise Grandma Cat will definitely turn you upside down.
Seeing that after just getting forgiveness, the suspect Xiaoyou was not cowardly at all, and this raw material was still the forgiveness she unilaterally announced, and it had nothing to do with Song Chen.
Thinking that the big white cat he was holding in his arms would transform into that charming and beautiful woman, Song Chen scolded himself in his heart for being a ghost under the peony flower.
Looking at the big white cat's enjoyment, Song Chen couldn't help but suspect that this big white cat might just be enjoying the life of a rich man in the morning, after all, when he met her, she was still running and playing on the grass, and she followed her back to the house with all her might, ah, he really felt a trace of sweet trouble, because he couldn't think of why the big white cat stayed in his house for a long time, and he couldn't think of how to treat this big white cat?
About the matter of smashing the TV, it quickly passed in the little demon's heart, she didn't know that she had been exposed, and she had enjoyed enough of Song Chen's arms, after all, as a demon who has lived for thousands of years, she can't rely on stupid humans very much, she also knows the phrase goblin should be self-reliant, she wants to be happy now, ran out of Song Chen's arms, Song Chen's eyes were staring at her tightly, he might not have had this reaction before, but after knowing that the big white cat is not a real cat, Song Chen thought he should be careful everywhere.
The phone in his hand has been pressed to the phone of the special department, and he can dial out with only one action, looking at the big white cat that is looking at him, he thinks that the big white cat is going to hurt himself now?
As a result, the big white cat just stared at him for three seconds, and then turned around and ran and jumped.
Song Chen took a breath, followed the big white cat, and canceled the call on the mobile phone.
Looking at the big white cat running around, Song Chen felt that there was really no shadow of a goblin at all: "The little beast came here"
He took a small dried fish to lure the big white cat, and sure enough, the little demon was fooled, smelling the tempting fragrance, and the little demon quickly ran under the dried fish: "Please hurry up and feed the noble little demon, he will continue to play later"
His actions are no different from usual, and the big white cat's reaction is the same as usual, so that Song Chen can settle down a little, is it that as long as he doesn't poke the big white cat, will it always be like this?
But his subconscious told him, Song Chen, don't you want the big white cat to become a human?
The seductive figure resurfaced in his mind, Song Chen didn't expect that he was such a heavy person, even a goblin dared to covet it.
Looking at the big white cat after eating dried fish, letting all the cats lick their paws like that, Song Chen smiled, how could there be such a stupid goblin?
The little demon didn't know what the stupid human was thinking now, but she still raised her head hopefully, and stared at Song Chen with bright eyes: "Stupid human, didn't you feed me two fish before?" Why is there only one feed now? ”
Looking at the little demon's eager eyes, Song Chen suddenly had a teasing heart: "I'll ask you a question, if you answer correctly, I'll give you another dried fish"
The little demon thought that there was dried fish for the little demon to do anything, so he pricked up his cat ears and listened carefully to Song Chen's question, "Did you break the TV?"
The little demon heard this question and was alarmed, it was terrible, this question was too bad, if she answered truthfully, then it would prove that she broke the TV. What will this stupid human do to himself?
But if he doesn't answer truthfully, then she won't have a dried fish if she answers the wrong question.
The unicorn, who was drunk with the ether tincture of the father-in-law of the land, didn't know that something big was going on the little demon's side, and if he was around, he might remind him a little.
The wine of the father-in-law of the land is good wine, and the unicorn did not wake up for half a month after getting drunk.
The little demon finally nodded honestly, Song Chen looked at the cat nodding, and subtracted the score of the cat's IQ in his heart: "How can there be such an honest goblin?" ”
Song Chen rubbed the big white cat's cat head: "Then tell me, how are you going to compensate me?" ”
The little demon meowed: "Answer the right question, you haven't given me the dried fish yet, human beings don't want to deceive the smart and witty little demon, you owe me the little dried fish, you have to give it to me sooner or later." ”
Song Chen actually understood what the little demon meant, and he took a small dried fish and fed it to the little demon.
The little demon has already decided not to compensate Song Chen, as a goblin with no money, no matter what she loses, it will make her originally not rich cat even worse.
The little demon left the cat's butt to Song Chen to see, and he ran to the small castle that Song Chen specially bought for him to play.
Song Chen didn't have the patience to watch the little demon play before, but now he has patience, sitting on the sofa, his eyes are like radar, following the little demon, looking at the little demon He suddenly smiled again, he thought how good it would be if the girl in red was in the house now?
Judging comprehensively, this goblin's IQ is not very high, so can he coax her to show her true body in front of him?
Once he had an idea, Song Chen couldn't restrain the urge to act, and he was afraid that the little demon would leave because of his recklessness.
Fortunately, he endured all his desires, he turned around and went to the study again, turned on the video conference again, and the employees who had been waiting for a long time on the mobile phone and computer started with fear, another video conference, but they found that Mr. Song was in a good mood in this video conference.
The proposals they gave were happily passed by Mr. Song without making them too difficult.
After the meeting, Song Chen went to take a bath, this bath was an hour longer than usual, and after taking a bath, wearing a bathrobe and looking at the little demon lying on the sofa in a daze, Song Chen suddenly had an idea in his mind.
Strolled up to the big white cat and gently picked it up: "Little beast"
Suddenly picked up by Song Chen, the little demon writhed his fat cat body: "Meow meow" stupid human, cat grandma is thinking about life, why did you pick me up so abruptly?
How can a fat cat resist an adult human, in the end, the little demon was thrown into the bathtub by Song Chen, and the little demon watched her fluffy fur all stick to her body, and the whole cat quieted down.
It's over, this person doesn't want him to pay for his life, and use his cat's life to compensate for the life of the TV! The little demon was scared in his heart, what should I do if this human was going to cook himself, I didn't expect him to escape the first day of junior high school, not the fifteenth, The little demon urgently contacted the Qilin: "The Qilin has already thrown me into the pot, I am now suffering from the hot water in a pile of soup, I may soon become a cooked cat, I am going to use mana, if you don't come again, I really have to use mana to attack this person, as a cat I can't be eaten by humans." ”
Without a response from the Qilin, the little demon was about to transform into a human form to use the law, but suddenly she was reminded by the system: "Danger reminder This operation may reveal the identity, please choose the divine beast Qilin, whether to allow the little demon to do this?" After three seconds, it will be banned by default"
There are thousands of horses galloping through the little demon in her heart, she hates the unicorn to death now, hates this system to death, why is it not smart at all? Don't you know that her current cat life is in danger?
There is no doubt that the little demon's mana has been banned by the system, the little demon has strengthened her determination, she must get rid of this system as soon as possible, and get rid of the unicorn who was not by her side at that critical moment as soon as possible, otherwise she will have to die on the system sooner or later, the little demon is very pessimistic, she may not have to sooner or later, it will be cooked by this human now, can the cooked cat demon still live? It seems that no goblin has asked this question for thousands of years, and she may be the only goblin who has been cooked, what a shame! The cat has lived for thousands of years, and she died such a humiliating death
Song Chen looked at the soup cat, and mischievously rushed the water from the faucet to the little demon's head, the little demon shook her head vigorously She once again felt the difficulty of the cat's life, and this human continued to water it with hot soup again, is he going to burn her head first? What is there to eat in a cat's head? The little demon wants to pull her three souls and seven spirits out of this cat's body, although this cat is its own, but it is about to be cooked, and her three souls and seven spirits can't bear this pain.
However, the little demon's spell this time was once again restricted by the system, and the little demon was discouraged, Song Chen looked at the little demon and did not resist, and was in a good mood to help the little demon finish the bath.
The little demon slowly noticed that the water was not as hot as before, and his head was no longer watered with hot soup, and the little demon wondered if his torture was over like this? All the good impressions of Song Chen before were overturned by the little demon, and the humans even tortured her, did she really grow up as a vegetarian grandmother? She swore that she would secretly leave Song Chen's house tonight, and she swore by her cat personality
After Song Chen helped the little demon take a bath, he also took out a hair dryer to help the little demon blow the hair on his body.
In the last step, the little demon felt comfortable, Song Chen's hand pressed on his body lightly and heavily, and helped it smooth its hair, huh, why did the cat's transformation happen so quickly? Obviously he was still being tortured just now, and now he is so happy.
The little demon was afraid that he would shake the determination he had just made, if he hadn't done that, wouldn't she have lost her cat personality? She closed her cat's eyes tightly, and she hypnotized herself in her heart: "You are an emotionless cat, everything you are going through now has nothing to do with you. ”
After the end, the little demon smelled a special fragrance on her body, and said that she thought the fragrance was very good, and she was most worried about how her hair was, and she walked to the mirror to find that the hair on her body was more beautiful than before, and the little demon stinky fart posed a few poses in front of the mirror.
After looking in the mirror, the little demon thought to herself, she was afraid that she would have to slap her cat face again, and I was fortunate that the cat had layers of white hair on her face. Even if he was beaten many times, he couldn't show his blush. For the sake of this stupid human being who still served her like that in the end, she would not leave this stupid human home for the time being
After Song Chen put down the hair dryer, he saw the little demon doing these things in front of the mirror, and he felt a little funny.