"Just you, still carrying the handle?"

Hu Kaitian on the side almost sprayed: "I look at you, probably carrying a lot of dung, right?" ”

"You're the one who picks up dung!"

Yi Ming's old face turned red instantly, and he waved his fist in annoyance and explained: "More than ten years ago, my brother was in Hongchuan, but he responded to every call!"

…… As long as Lao Tzu has a mouth and gets a second-hand tank, it's all right! ”

Big grass in the nest!

Tang Long slapped his thigh violently.

I didn't expect that.

The sports group turned out to be a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger!

That's too strong.

"Isn't that nonsense?" Director Hu grinned, gave a thumbs up and said, "Brag, don't pay taxes...... Even if you say that Alibaba is opened by you, I will believe it! ”

"Get out!"

Yi Ming, who was exposed, couldn't help but be very embarrassed. He put his hand in his trouser pocket and pretended to pull out his phone: "Do you believe it or not...... Lao Tzu will call me brother now, come over in a tank? ”

"Just your model tank...... It's also stumbling when it comes out! ”

Director Hu picked his nose and said, "Say it again...... If you dare to drive out on the street, they will arrest you in minutes, and then you won't even have to be the head of the sports team. ”

"You ......"

This sentence made Teacher Yiming stunned in an instant. With sparks in his eyes, oily scalp, and angry hair, he began a fierce counterattack: "¥%......&*#@......"

The bully of the year.

He's back!

And Hu Kaitian, as a talented man at Tsinghua University, is also very good at verbal warfare.

The two old men, like dry firewood encountering a blazing fire, quarreled in an instant, and the scene could be described as a river and sea, becoming more and more anxious.

And beside them, Tang Long and the others, who were extremely embarrassed, took the opportunity to seize the door and escape.

You're arguing with you.

Let's retreat first.

“！ @ # ￥% & *……”

The two old men quarreled selflessly, and even hugged each other, making full physical contact.

The battle was slow at times, thrilling at other times.

This wonderful two-person turn.

also reached a climax quietly.

But when the two of them found that the toilet was empty, the passion of the two old men was instantly extinguished in silence.

Then, look at each other.

No one watched it, and it was noisy.

Let's leave it at that.

These two old friends who loved and killed each other shook their heads helplessly, and then had to sigh and say, "Don't make any noise, don't make any noise, let's go back to the office and sleep." ”

And, in the hallway.

Tang Long and Xi Siqi were hooking their shoulders and talking intimately.

"Thank you so much!"

Xi Siqi, who had lived for the rest of his life after the catastrophe, couldn't help but be very excited, he took Tang Long's hand and said to him gratefully: "Thanks to you today, if you hadn't helped, I would have been finished." ”

"You're welcome~!"

Tang Long pursed his lips and said, "Do you want to help your classmates, you should do it." ”

On the way back to the playground, they talked about everything, from football tactics to life ideals.

……

"Do you smell anything?"

Suddenly, Tang Long's nose twitched suddenly, and he turned his head and asked vigilantly.

"Well, I seem to smell it too!"

And Xi Siqi also scratched her head suspiciously, and said in surprise: "Why does it smell like a toilet...... It smells really good! ”

Just the two of them, strange times.

Tang Long saw Xi Siqi, patted his head, and shouted in embarrassment: "Oh mom, I forgot to wipe it......"

Forgot to wipe it?

Tang Long was so shocked that he jumped back!

What's the situation?

"Brother Long, do you have paper?"

Xi Siqi covered her crotch and said.

"Yes, you wait......"

Tang Long rummaged in his pocket for a long time before he found a thin one.

Just when he was at a loss, Xi Siqi had already snatched his paper and rushed to the toilet at top speed.

"Hey, is a piece of paper enough?"

Tang Long looked at Xi Siqi, the back of holding his crotch and going straight to the toilet, and couldn't help sighing.

It's not easy for this kid.

……

Soon after, the teaching department was in.

Director Hu held his head high and his chest high, and pushed open the door with a happy face. Maybe it's because of his outstanding achievements, he is arrogant, as if he has picked up money, and his face is trembling.

And, at this moment.

Tang Hua, who was hiding in the corner and secretly speculating in stocks, raised his head alertly and looked around.

When he saw Hu Kaitian, he stood up happily and asked with a smile on his face, "Director Hu, what are you so happy about?" ”

"Report to the Commander!"

Director Hu walked in front of him with a kick, and then saluted and said: "The banker's holding tactics have been completed, please ask Brother Tang to instruct ......"

"Yo Xi Yo Xi, yours, very good!"

Tang Hua patted him on the shoulder, and then asked excitedly, "By the way, Brother Wow Hu, what should we do next?" ”

"Don't worry, I'm in control!"

Director Hu clasped his hands together and said confidently: "I have already arranged everything, now I want to strike while the iron is hot......

"Then tell me, how to strike while the iron is hot?"

Tang Hua hurriedly asked.

"With this shareholder wind, I integrated the school competition team together."

Director Hu raised his eyebrows and said mysteriously: "This method is the legendary combination of inside and outside, and the effect is great, Brother Tang, you can wait and see!" ”

"High, really high!" Tang Hua was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth, he held Director Hu's hand tightly, and even his expression was uncontrollable: "Ho ho, too many shoes...... Over to you, Brother Hu! ”

……

On Friday morning, Tang Long could deeply feel the blazing gazes projected at him by countless girls on his way to school.

And the recovery rate is almost close to bursting, which makes his day's study smooth.

Time flowed like water, and after a few hours, it was time for school to end.

Tang Long packed his things early and went straight to the place where he was haunted, the mathematics teaching and research department on the second floor.

This is the first time for him to come to the conference with the strongest math classmate in the school, and he can finally show off Tang Long, and he can't help but be very excited.

It's time to prove to the world that I, Tang Long, am the entire Ice Emperor, the most handsome, and the most cowy boy!

When he pushed the door and walked into the room, he found that everyone was almost there.

In the small space, a new wooden table was added.

And all the members of the school competition team also sat around the long table early, waiting for the start of the course.

Tang Long took a cursory glance and found that among these people, there were not only many familiar faces, but also many unfamiliar faces. It's probably the rookie contestant who stood out in the last school selection competition.

And the moment he entered the door, all the girls went crazy like an electric shock, and the entire teaching and research room was immediately swallowed up by laughter.

Such a scene can't help but make Tang Long very puzzled.

Girls with bad grades value their appearance, and he can understand it, but why do these girls with good grades also pay so much attention to their appearance, it's really incredible.

He looked up at the ceiling and sighed silently. It's popular everywhere, and it's also a faint sadness.