Chapter 284: The ridiculous Boss Zhu
The moment Boss Zhu opened his mouth, he suddenly felt a smooth and round thing enter his mouth, out of human instinct, Boss Zhu immediately closed his mouth, and when he closed his mouth, the elixir had already reached his body.
"Boss Zhu, hurry up and let these waitresses go out, and immediately order someone to carry a big bathtub, and then, you stand in the bathtub, your uncle, hurry up." ”
The moment the elixir entered the big fat man's body, Erha quickly instructed the big fat man to do what he said.
"You all go out, you you...... How many of you went and brought the bathtub where I was bathing, didn't you hear the immortal's instructions?"
The big fat man Boss Zhu didn't dare to slack off, this was what Shangxian ordered to do, and if he slowed down, he was afraid that Shangxian would get angry.
In the blink of an eye, all the waitresses left the hall, and after a cup of tea, the three waiters brought over a large bathtub and placed it directly in front of the big fat man.
Erha's order was still a little late, in fact, it can't be said that Erha's order was a little late, but the elixir worked too quickly, and when Erha ordered, the big fat man Boss Zhu's robe was immediately wet.
Boss Zhu was scared, and for some reason, his robe suddenly became wet, so he hurriedly touched the robe with his big fat hand, and touched his hand slippery.
"Shangxian, I didn't offend you! don't kill me, my uncle will be grateful to you under Jiuquan." ”
The big fat man Boss Zhu didn't care about standing in the bathtub, and knelt on the ground with a pop, and after a while, a puddle of oily liquid appeared under the feet of the big fat man.
"Where did you get so much nonsense, hurry up to the bathtub, it's all the grease out of your body, your uncle's. ”
Erha was in a hurry, suddenly raised one of his front paws, and grabbed it directly towards the big fat man, and the big fat man Boss Zhu suddenly rose into the air and threw Erha into the bathtub at once.
Not to mention, this wooden bathtub is strong enough, the big fat man Boss Zhu has an obese body of 800 pounds, after falling in the bathtub, the bathtub has nothing to do, and at a glance, he knows that the bathtub is specially made for him.
The bathtub was one person tall, and the big fat man Boss Zhu sat in the bathtub, so frightened that his fat body trembled and he couldn't get up.
"You, you...... A few of you stand next to the bathtub and look at it, this guy is so fat, the grease that comes out for a while must have drowned him, and if you don't get it, you will drown him with the grease on your body. ”
Erha glanced at the waiters around him, picked out five big burly men, and asked them to protect the big fat man.
The five big waiters reacted quickly, ran to the bathtub in a few steps, and looked down into the tub.
From the time Erha threw the big fat man into the bathtub, it was only a dozen breaths now, and when the five waiters looked at it, they couldn't find their boss, and they saw that the big bathtub was all glowing with grease.
"The boss is there, the bubbling place!"
The four waiters were dumbfounded, only one reacted quickly enough, and immediately discovered the location of the big fat man Boss Zhu, stretched out his hands, and grabbed the bubbling place.
After the other four waiters understood, their four hands also reached into the bathtub, and the five people pulled upwards hard, and Boss Zhu was immediately lifted up by the five people.
Five waiters with big shoulders and round waists, each like a strong man, when the five of them tried their best, they suddenly lifted Boss Zhu out of the bathtub, and none of the five people grasped it steadily, so they directly threw the big fat man out and fell on the ground two feet away.
"Oops! It hurts me to death, it didn't hurt to fall on the ground before, what's going on this time, you guys want to kill me! ”
The big fat man grinned in pain, and after getting up from the ground, he was still muttering endlessly.
"Boss, don't blame us, it's because the grease on your body is too slippery for us to catch you!" the man who reacted the fastest hurriedly explained.
The big fat man Boss Zhu drank a lot of wine, ate the elixir, and poured a few mouthfuls of the oil on his body in the bathtub, and at this time he knew that he was confused.
"How did I come out wrapped in a sheet and lose the dead, who did this good thing, knowing that I was wearing the wrong clothes, and didn't know to remind me. ”
The big fat man Boss Zhu shook his head, looked down at himself, and immediately found that the robe he was wearing was wrong, the originally tight robe, for some reason, looked loose and fat, if you don't pay attention to it, it really looks like a sheet.
"Your uncle, hurry up and take a bath, I don't want to eat when I see this oil. ”
It seems that Boss Zhu is really confused, he didn't leave after scolding him, as if he didn't hear it, this guy reached out and touched it, it didn't matter if he touched it, the big fat man Boss Zhu suddenly laughed.
"It's really worthy of being an immortal, I lost my flesh in the blink of an eye, I'll go to Hualiulou tomorrow, haha! ”
The big fat man Boss Zhu was like a crazy demon, turned his head and ran away after laughing, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
"Death Erha, it's all a good thing you did, you said you, why did you make him lose weight! I heard him say no, he will go to the brothel tomorrow to prostitute himself. ”
After hearing Boss Zhu's words, Wang Jue immediately began to teach Erha a lesson, but Erha didn't care after hearing it, shook his little head, and cast a contemptuous look at Wang Jue.
"What's this? It's so normal, a big man, only in this way can he prove that he is as strong as a tiger, his uncle's. Erha said indifferently.
No one paid attention, and when the big fat man Boss Zhu said those words again, Haixia's pretty face immediately turned into a big red cloth, and she hurriedly covered her face with her hands.
"Dead Erha, you must have been an old prostitute in your last life, and only a bastard fairy beast like you would say this kind of bastard logic. ”
Seeing Haixia's demeanor, Wang Jue suddenly felt a fire in his heart, and immediately pointed at Erha's nose and scolded.
"It's rare and weird, Boss Zhu has been obese for many years, and now he has suddenly lost weight, I want to test whether I still have that ability, it's normal, it's not normal to have that kind of thought, his uncle." Erha said as if talking to himself.
As soon as Erha finished speaking, before Wang Jue could continue to teach him, the big fat man Boss Zhu ran in quickly, and when he arrived in front of Erha, he suddenly knelt on the ground.
"Thank you Shangxian, thank you so much Shangxian, you don't have to go to Hualiulou to know that the functions are still complete! ”
Now I can't say that the big fat man Boss Zhu is simply reborn, burly but not fat, tall but not slender, wearing a decent robe on his body, looking extraordinarily energetic.
Boss Zhu knelt down directly to Erha, and as soon as he came out, there were a lot of obscene words, and Haixia's face just returned to normal, and instantly turned crimson again.
"If you dare to use foul language again, I will slap you to death, you bastard, don't you see my sister Haixia here?" Wang Jue was really angry.
"I'm sorry master, the little one let the lard blind his head, and he forgot everything when he was happy. ”
Seeing Wang Jue's anger, Boss Zhu was scared, on the Xuantian Continent, mortals dared to blaspheme cultivators, and let cultivators kill them in vain, even if it was a royal person who died, it didn't matter.
"Forget it, little brother! Those who don't know are not to blame, because it is not worth killing people in a few words. Haixia was too kind, and immediately persuaded Wang Jue on the side.
"Sister Haixia, don't worry, he will shoot him to death if he dares to say foul language, forget it if you don't say it, I'm just giving him a wake-up call and asking him to pay attention to the occasion of speaking. Wang Jue explained to Haixia.
"You said you, I'm a little too happy! I can't help him if he wants to kill you, I'm almost happy and sad, get up! It's okay, Boss Zhu don't take it to heart, your uncle." ”
Wu Neng sat and didn't speak, his expression seemed to be normal, but in fact, he had already set off a monstrous wave in his heart, who was this group?
"This immortal, just now the small exit gaffe, so let's do it! When you check out, you will receive 50,000 taels of gold less, and in addition, the small one will give you a bowl of immortals. ”
Boss Zhu is worthy of being a businessman, his head reacts quickly enough, and he blinks like a person who has nothing to do.
"Don't mention the past, I'm just giving you a reminder, next time you should pay attention, come, continue drinking. After Wang Jue proposed, the Hundred Clans Banquet began.
"This immortal beast is immortal, dare to ask what kind of elixir you gave me to eat?" Boss Zhu heard Wang Jue call Erha bastard immortal beast, and now he is just learning and using it.
"I didn't want to tell you, your uncle, for the sake of your honesty, I will reluctantly tell you that it is an immediate slimming pill. ”
Erha said unconcernedly, but in the eyes of others, the more this product shows that it doesn't care, the more it gives people a sense of awesomeness.
Seeing the expression of this goods, Wang Jue immediately remembered what Erha once said: The more you want others to look at you, the more you have to show that you don't care.
"You're dead, you just want others to see how good you are? How many spirit stones is a slimming pill worth, you know no, you're a loser. Wang Jue didn't say it, but quietly passed it on.
"You always pretend to be forced in front of people, I can't pretend it once! This elixir is not a valuable good thing, but it is the leftover material when refining other elixirs, his uncle's. Erha immediately sent a message back to Wang Jue.
"You know it's scraps, and those who eat elixir definitely don't know, this elixir is more valuable to Boss Zhu than the Hundred Clans Banquet, you are a loser. Wang Jue was puzzled, and then sent a message to Erha.
"Immediate results slimming pill, this name is awesome, I went back to carve a sign for it, burned incense three times a day, prayed nine times a day, thanks to the magic pill, let me reinvigorate the man's majesty. Boss Zhu muttered to himself.
"Your uncle, you bastard thing owes scolding, I gave you a panacea, what the fuck are you thanking for the elixir?"
Boss Zhu said a word, and immediately annoyed Erha, and the angry thing directly opened his mouth to swear.
"Don't blame the immortal beasts, it's me who said it wrong when I'm happy, what is a spirit pill for! I'm going to make a statue of the immortal beast on the immortal, cast one out of pure gold, and burn incense and pray for the immortal beast every day. As soon as Erha finished scolding, Boss Zhu immediately changed his words.
"Alas!"
After hearing this, Erha suddenly let out a long sigh.