"Get out!" Meng Qiyi flicked his tail and whipped it out

"Female donor, women will get old when they are angry!" Du Moyan made a Buddhist gesture

"Phew!"

Meng Qi sneered

"How did you put up a monk with a Taoist style just now? Are you a monk yourself? That makes sense, no wonder I tried to seduce me to no avail. It turned out to be a monk, but are you sure you don't think about it? You must know that there is no such dish as me in the mortal world~"

"I am only amazed by your beauty to the female benefactor, and I have no evil thoughts!" Du Moyan looked at Meng Qi expressionlessly, as if he was really a high-ranking monk.

"Pretend!"

"Hehe..."

Du Moyan smiled silently

"Tell me, what are you going to do when you come to my Meng Po Village?" Meng Qi saw that he was helpless against him, so he said, of course, it is not completely impossible, for example, it is okay to tell the Hades to let Hades King Ah Cha come to him. After all, it was the first batch of primitives, and if they were strong, they couldn't cure Du Moyan if they didn't believe it. But they don't have such an irresolvable deep hatred, and they can't do this.

"Just a place to live!" Du Moyan said

"You came to Meng Pozhuang to find a place to live? Hahaha! Joke, when did you see Meng Pozhuang take people in? Even the ghosts only pass by and are not allowed to stay overnight. Meng Qi seemed to have heard a big joke: "Finally, I will give you a chance to leave from here!" ”

"I'll just sit on the sidelines and won't bother anything about Meng Pozhuang. If Meng Po can get me out of this position, then I'll leave! Du Moyan sat on the table next to him, and the soul devourer flew out automatically, quietly standing in front of Du Moyan. An invisible barrier connects Du Moyan with the earth, so if you want to drive Du Moyan out, you have to connect the earth below him, and it is estimated that then Meng Pozhuang will be finished!

"Toast and don't eat and drink!" Meng Qi roared angrily, and the huge snake god rushed towards Du Moyan, but it was as if he had hit a mountain, and he only felt dizzy. I fell to the ground and turned back into my human form!

"Auntie!" Sanqi hurriedly ran over and helped Meng Qi up.

"Sanqi will kick this person out for me!" Meng Qi rubbed his head, said to Sanqi, then thought about it and said, "Forget it... Let him stay there! By the way, don't worry about his food! ”

"Thank you for taking it in!" Du Moyan jumped off the table, "But... You see you've left it all over, or do you give me another room? ”

"I don't have any food, I still want a room!" Meng Qi's face darkened

"You can skip eating, you must sleep comfortably!" Du Moyan licked his face and said

"Humph! Okay, I'll see how long you can go without eating! Sanqi prepared a room for him! After Meng Qi finished speaking, he went straight back to his room.

"Let's go, Sanqi!" Du Moyan patted the stunned Sanqi

"Ahh Oh good! Let's go. Come over here. Sanqi took the road, but he thought about what A-Niang said just now, when did A-Niang talk so well?

"Watch out for the pillar!" Du Moyan shouted

"Little piggy?" Sanqi continued to walk, his dull mind was instantly led astray by Du Moyan's words, and he began to think about where there were pigs in Huangquan and Mengpo Village, and he didn't feel that he didn't know what a pig was. Isn't it amazing? Why should you be careful of pigs yourself.

"Smack!"

Sanqi hit Du Moyan's hand, and behind the hand was a pillar.

"It turned out that I was careful of the pillar!" Sanqi suddenly realized

"They tell you to be careful of the pillar, and if you are careful of the pillar, you just don't listen." Du Moyan said speechlessly

"I was wrong. There's your house in front of you, and you'll be able to move in after cleaning it, so I'll go first. Sanqi turned around after speaking

"Look at the road, be careful..."

"I know be careful!" Sanqi walked back and said with a smile to indicate that he remembered, although it was good to turn his head

"Bump!"

"Smack!"

Du Moyan covered his face

"Silly boy!"

Sanqi, who fell to the ground, quickly stood up, smiled, rubbed his head, and then went to add firewood to the pot of Meng Po soup like no one else...

"Meng Po's seven spirits, if you lose one of them, you will be stupid and ugly... Forget it, let's talk about it later..."Du Moyan lost the distractions in his mind, lay down on the bed, and fell down for a day.

"Bang bang bang!"

"What are you doing! The knock on the door in the early morning is so loud, even if I don't say it, it affects the neighbors, it's not good! Hurry up and stop knocking, hurry back to the bed and have a beautiful sleep. In the room, Du Moyan turned over and muttered

"Fake monk, how can I disturb others when I talk about my neighbors in Meng Pozhuang? Besides, the sound of the yellow sand outside Meng Pozhuang is not far away, and the sound of the gale is everywhere outside! And my aunt told you to get up and work, saying that you can't live in Meng Pozhuang for nothing! Sanqi shouted as he stood outside the door

"I guess the sun hasn't risen, don't worry, don't worry, wait until the sun rises and then call me?" Du Moyan tightened his quilt, "Why does this place feel so cold!" Especially if your neck is cold, do you have any futon for Sanqi, and send me another set! ”

"What is the sun? When does it rise? There is no other bedding in Meng Pozhuang. Also..."

"Du Moyan! I took you in, you didn't know and wanted to be lazy! ”

"Bump!"

The latch of the door was violently kicked off, and when he rushed in, Meng Qi's chest continued to rise and fall, and in an instant, he turned into a big snake and took Du Moyan into the bed!

"Don't you want to be so ruthless!" Du Moyan firmly protected his bed and made it in Meng Qi's stomach, but just now he heard that Meng Pozhuang had no other bedding, and it was estimated that the bed was gone, and it was better for him to keep it.

"You're going to stay inside today!" After Meng Qi finished speaking, he walked straight to his judgment table and started his work today.

Sanqi: I don't know how long it has been since the arrival of the fake monk, but I only know that my A-Niang is becoming more and more moody, or more angry, because every day A-Niang will swallow the fake monk at least three times, and many times A-Niang has said that she will drive Du Moyan out of Meng Po Village, but until now the fake monk is still staying in Meng Po Village.

I don't know how many times the judging table in the village has been repaired by myself. Every time it's because the two of them fight and get it broken, sometimes it's too bad, and I have to go to the underworld to borrow materials, and I don't know why A-Niang is dressed up more and more beautifully. I asked Ah Niang, but Ah Niang said that I would understand when I grew up. But when will I be able to grow up? A-Niang smiled and said nothing. It's just that I found that A-Niang's eyes were a little lonely, and I don't know why.

The fake monk once asked me why I want to call him a fake monk, I said that my mother said it, and my mother said that you are called a fake monk, and he told me that his name was Du Moyan and asked me to call him Du Ge or Brother Moyan in the future, but I prefer to call him a fake monk. The fake monk is very good to me, and the people in the underworld don't want to play with me because I'm ugly, only the fake monk is willing to play with me, and tells me a lot of interesting stories, but my aunt said that those stories are very naïve, but I think it's very interesting! It's like the handsome prince in Snow White... But if only I were the Snow White...