"The rest of the people, don't you understand Lao Tzu's words, I really shot!" The voices in the woods began to rage.

Zhang Xiaohu glanced at everyone and said, "Be clever for a while, and act when you see the opportunity!" With that, he jumped out of the car with his hands raised. The others followed him out of the car.

The warlord walked out of the woods beside the road, and saw him holding a handful of twenty rings in his hand, wearing a military uniform, and holding a grass stalk in his mouth, and his face was full of horizontal meat, and he shouted: "Yo! It's all acquaintances! That's even better! I don't talk nonsense! You can go after you answer both questions. Number one, what the fuck is this? Where is the second Lao Tzu's troops? ”

It turns out that this guy has been here for so long, and he has just realized that something is wrong here.

Zhang Xiaohu really admires this guy's IQ, it seems that he is a reckless man. He thought for a moment and replied, "Your surname, sir!" ”

"I'm called Yan Cannon!"

"Lao Zhang, this name sounds down-to-earth!" Zhao Zixuan snickered.

"Laugh at what! What to laugh at! I thought I couldn't see it, right? Hurry up and answer my question. Yan Cannon said angrily.

"Chief Yan! Don't be angry! Here's it! Zhang Xiaohu thought for a while and replied: "This is a fairyland, we are all accepted by the gods, if we don't go out within the specified time, we will all turn into blood!" Have you heard of Journey to the West, have you heard of the purple gourd of the Golden Horn King. ”

Zhao Zixuan secretly stretched out his thumb and praised in a low voice: "Lao Zhang, you can really pull it!" "Zhang Xiaohu can't help it, what to say to someone, like this kind of uneducated old man, if you talk to him about time and space, he won't understand it at all, and he will think that you are coaxing him, maybe he will give you a few peanuts to eat.

When Yan Dacang heard this, he first showed a shocked expression, and soon changed to a look of sudden realization and said, "You lied to me!" If this is a fairyland, why did I turn into blood. And I didn't provoke the immortals either. ”

Zhang Xiaohu struck while the iron was hot and continued: "God watches everything you do, do you dare to say that you haven't done anything wrong?" ”

This talked about the sore spot of Yan Dacang, as a warlord, he didn't know how many dead souls he had in his hands, his face was full of fear, and he panicked: "What can I do then!" I don't want to die here! I also buried 2 gold bars in the back wing, which was used to build a house for my mother! I'm dead, what can I do! ”

Zhang Xiaohu took a few steps forward and said, "This way, we know the way to go back, you might as well come with us!" If you can get out of here, you won't have to die. ”

Yan Cannon said excitedly: "A few people are willing to take me!" ”

Zhao Zixuan pulled Zhang Xiaohu's cuffs and said, "Lao Zhang, you are crazy, what are you taking him for!" ”

Zhang Xiaohu whispered: "If you have another way, let him put the gun down, we can leave him alone, isn't there no other way now!" Take him with us, and he can still protect us in any danger. ”

Yan Cannon put away the gun with a smile, straightened his military uniform, solemnly gave a military salute, and said: "Yan Cannon, the second lieutenant platoon commander of the Independent Artillery Regiment of the Third Front Army under Yan Du!" Please advise. ”

"You are Yan Xishan's troops!" Zhang Xiaohu exclaimed, this unit is the team of the Jin warlord Yan Xishan, belongs to the descendant of the Jin family, is well-equipped, has good combat effectiveness, and is deeply trusted by Yan Xishan, and was later reorganized into the 19th Army, which was completely annihilated in the War of Liberation. The ingredients are also relatively complicated, Yan Xishan likes to use relatives to set relatives, and many of the backbone of the army are from Shanxi. However, listening to the accent of this Yan cannon, he should be from Henan, and his military rank is only a second lieutenant, so he should belong to the kind of person who joins the army for food.

Yan Dacang asked in surprise, "This prince has also heard of Yan Dudu. ”

Zhang Xiaohu said in his heart, haven't you heard of it, Yan Laoxi's hands are full of the blood of working people. He replied: "Of course I have heard of it, the Emperor of the Earth of Shanxi! Lao Jiang trusts him very much! ”

Yan Dacang showed an expression of disbelief and said, "Old Jiang trusts Yan Dadu? How can it be! I was still working with Lao Jiang in Zhengzhou a few days ago, did the governor betray us? ”

"Uncle, you said that you fought with Lao Jiang in Zhengzhou, could it be the Central Plains War in 1930!" Zhao Zixuan shouted.

"I don't know what the Central Plains War is, I just obey the order to fight!" Yan Cannon said in frustration: "Brothers are playing with their lives on the front line, but those who are officials are drinking all day and night, and they will sell us when they turn around, his grandmother's!" This soldier is really boring! ”

"Uncle, don't be a lackey for the warlord in the future, you did the right thing!" Li Yichen also said that she is a revolutionary soldier family, and her grandfather is an old revolutionary, so she naturally doesn't like those reactionary warlords.

"A bunch of little dolls!" Yan Dacang smiled bitterly: "There can be other ways, who the fuck is willing to be a soldier, it's not because there is food!" ”

Zhang Xiaohu comforted: "Uncle, if you can go back, you will find a place to hide in the future, and the good days will come soon." He knew that it was easy to say, but it was difficult to realize in practice, and in 1930, the Japanese devils had not yet entered the Central Plains, and China still had a tragic history of 20 years.

"You little dolls, you say one thing at a time. But I like you. Yan Dacang hugged his fists and said, "Everyone, I was rude just now!" What you said is true, I like to hear it, as long as there is a breath of these 100 catties, I will never let you lose a hair! ”

King Peter said as if watching a play: "That's it, you old antiques, although I don't understand what you do, but it makes people's blood boil when they look at it, what is this called, is it the kind of childlike spirit in the book!" ”

Zhang Xiaohu didn't understand why this Yan cannon would change so much when he mentioned the topic just now, the only explanation was that this Yan cannon was not bad-hearted, and he didn't intend to embarrass them.

Chen Yi looked at everyone and said coldly: "If it's okay, can we continue to move forward, it's been delayed here for so long." ”

"Everyone, get in the car, my cannon will come to catch the car, make sure it is fast and steady!" Yan Cannon walked out of the carriage first. King Peter shouted from behind, "You are in a hurry, what shall I do?" ”

"Get out of here and run!" Yan Cannon snorted coldly: "You look like a girl, a person as big as you is embarrassed to ride in a carriage with these dolls, not afraid of boils on your buttocks!" "Every sentence of this Yan cannon must have dirty words, it seems that he has been in the warlord team for I don't know how many years.

"There's a living Yama!" Zhao Zixuan smiled behind him.

Yan Cannon didn't brag, he was really fast and steady when he drove the carriage, and he didn't see how he whipped it, and his mouth was whistling all kinds of whistles, but the horse was like turning on the accelerator, raising its four hooves and running, and King Peter was chasing after him very embarrassed, Zhang Xiaohu had to ask the Yan cannon to let King Peter also get into the car. In this way, Yan Cannon drove the car and scolded King Peter bitterly.

"Uncle Yan, borrow a gun from me to play!" Zhao Zixuan said that he had never touched a real gun, and he had never seen twenty rings in such good condition.

"Little doll! What to borrow with your uncle! There you go! Yan Cannon took out his gun casually, turned around and threw it into the carriage.

"Damn, uncle, take it easy! Don't go off! This made everyone jump, Zhao Zixuan looked at the pistol that fell in his arms and exclaimed.

"What are you afraid of! No bullets in the gun! Ha ha! Yan Cannon looked up and laughed happily.

"Huh? Uncle, you are so cunning! Zhang Xiaohu smiled bitterly, no wonder Yan Dacang was moved by his own words so easily, cough ......