God's old lover?
Song Chen couldn't see the little demon and Seven Zero interacting, because the two of them communicated through their divine senses, so in Song Chen's sight, all he could see was the little demon standing in front of the TV, motionless and only his two eyes were rolling and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Seventy said calmly: "You two are really Internet immigrants living in ancient times, and you don't even know how to use TV." ”
The little demon heard a new word again, and she was eager to learn and not ashamed to ask, which has always been her motto: "What does 70 network immigration mean"
Seventy thought about the small head of the little demon's original body, and he felt that even if he told the little demon, the little demon might not understand: "Don't worry about this for now, otherwise you will definitely become one hundred thousand, why do I teach you how to turn on the TV first?" When you learn how to use the TV, you have to take on the shape of a cat."
Seventy felt from the bottom of his heart that although he didn't know where his heart was as a robot, the little demon's current behavior was very dangerous: "First of all, you have to make sure that the TV is powered on, and check if its plug is plugged into the socket?" ”
The little demon suddenly accepted the new noun power-on plug socket, what are these things, Qi0 saw the little demon's surprised mouth and hurriedly said: "Forget it, don't ask me, let me check it myself!" ”
Through the eyes of the little demon, Seven Zero confirmed that the TV had been powered on: "Find the switch of the TV, that is, you found the one last night, and then turn it on." ”
The little demon obediently turned on the TV switch: "But it's still not on, I was trapped here yesterday, don't you know?" ”
Seventy didn't answer the little goblin's words, so now I hope that the little goblin can quickly turn on the TV, and then turn into the shape of a cat and lie on the sofa honestly: "That's because you didn't find the most critical thing last night - the remote control of the TV." ”
Received a new term, according to her motto of being sensitive and studious and not ashamed to ask, the little demon opened her mouth to ask, but she heard Seven Zero: "I have seen the remote control, just under the TV, you pick it up, do you see the button with a red pattern on it?" Press it. ”
Song Chen didn't expect the little demon to turn on the TV accurately, but didn't this little stupid demon still break the TV yesterday? Why do you watch TV today? It's a strange thing, every year, especially this year.
The little demon didn't know that her every move was under people's attention, she jumped up happily, and jumped three stories high at once, of course, if it wasn't for Song Chen's place was only three stories high, she would definitely jump higher.
Song Chen was shocked by the scene in front of him again, a goblin is a goblin after all, and he can't underestimate her.
Although he looks stupid, his ability is too different from that of an ordinary person.
Song Chen suppressed all kinds of emotions and continued to watch the surveillance video, and after successfully turning on the TV, the little demon felt so happy, she was really the smartest demon in the world.
The little demon asked Seventy in his divine sense: "Is this remote control the control of the TV?" ”
Seventy replied without any emotional fluctuations: "Everything below you can do through it"
The little demon looked at the little demon and there were more than a dozen buttons on it, and the unicorn asked the little demon: "Do you know what these keys mean?" ”
The little demon shook his head: "I don't know what it means, but I can try to read thousands of books, travel thousands of miles, practice to know the truth, Ollie give!" ”
The little demon in the surveillance video remained motionless in place again, and after a while, he began to press randomly on the remote control.
Song Chen saw that the goblin with superior ability had become that silly and silly appearance again, the little demon found an outdoor variety show, looked at the people inside, and laughed so much that the cat demon collapsed on the sofa: "Hahahaha, human beings are really stupid, how can they be stupid enough to make their own face mud, or our goblins love to be clean"
The little demon's heart suddenly gave birth to a sense of pride for the demon.
Everyone in the conference room found out that something was wrong with Mr. Song at today's meeting, Mr. Song didn't listen to what they were talking about at all, but was watching the video.
After hearing the last person finish, Song Chen moved his eyes to the meeting: "I think the content you talked about is too boring, there is no new idea, constructive suggestions have not been put forward, the future strategic plan is a bit unrealistic, I really listened to it and listened to it are distracted, watching videos are more useful than listening to you talk about the plan, how many times have I told you, as a business must first understand the market before you can act, of course, if you are good enough, understand the psychology of consumers, You can also stand in front of the market and guide the audience to form a market centered on you, but the content of your speech today made me see something, see your ignorance, and really don't know how you entered the company. ”
Ignorance is a word he learned from watching the surveillance video today and following the little demon.
Song Chen turned around and left the office after getting angry: "Your money is not for nothing to feed you, you should at least do something practical for me." ”
The little demon thinks that the TV is really amazing: "You mean that the people in the TV are not real, but they are all displayed in the TV through a special technology"
The little demon really feels like she has lived for a long time, she has lived for so long or, the first time she has seen such a magical thing, she said worriedly: "Will I also be shown on TV by humans through special technology?" ”
Seventy felt that the opportunity to persuade the little demon to turn back to his original body had come: "Didn't you find that the people who enter the TV have special skills?" And through that special technical display, in the TV, they can't escape anyway, even the Da Luo Immortals can't do it, so you must not let people find out what is special about you, otherwise you will also enter here. ”
Hearing Seventy say this, the little demon was instantly stunned, and the spell turned into the appearance of a big white cat again, and quickly turned off the TV with the cat's paws. The whole cat was lying on the sofa decadently, and she deceived herself that there had never been a girl in red just now, and there was just a normal big white cat living in this villa.
Seventy saw the cowardly little demon: "Don't worry, as long as you are so obedient, sometimes humans can't find you anyway." ”
When the little demon heard that humans would not find themselves, you had to protect the tail of your two ears and put it down soothingly: "Seventy If I am discovered by humans, will you protect me?" ”
The little demon is looking for a backer for herself, the teacher once taught her, not afraid of 10,000, afraid of what if, so whether it is writing articles or dealing with people, you must be cautious, and then she was slapped ten times by the teacher because of a typo, and then punished 300 times for copying the article, this incident has left a shadow on the life of the little demon for thousands of years, and she still remembers the four of the cautious.
Seventy saw that the little demon was already obedient, and as an artificial intelligence, she also breathed a sigh of relief: "Of course I will protect you, because if you are well, it will be a sunny day." ”
The little demon thought that she would receive the protection of Seventy, and she began to blow the rainbow fart to Seventy: "I know that you are very good to me, why can't you and Qilin coexist, you are not there when Qilin is there, Qilin is not there when you are here." ”
Although it is an artificial intelligence, but when he heard the words of praising himself, Seven Zero also felt very happy: "Even if you are a little goblin with vision, you can rest assured that if you really encounter a dangerous situation, I will not ignore you, but the premise is that the Qilin is not there when you encounter a dangerous situation, otherwise according to the laws set by the gods, I can't appear at the same time as the Qilin." ”
The little demon felt that saying this sentence was equivalent to not saying it, this time it was because of an unexpected situation that the Qilin was not by her side, and the Qilin wished that she would encounter any dangerous situation, because then even if she couldn't complete the task, the Qilin would have an excuse to return to the upper realm.
The little demon said a little helplessly: "Can you reach out to the gods and ask you to take the place of the qilin, so that you can spend a lot of time with me." ”
Seventy didn't expect that he was so important in the little demon's heart: "Don't say that, if the Qilin hears it, the Qilin will be sad, the Qilin has always been careful and careful." ”
The little demon heard that Qi0 also complained about the unicorn, and felt that he had found a fellow practitioner: "Yes, it turns out that you also think so, it seems that I am not the only one who thinks so, so it proves that the unicorn is really faulty, not because the two of us are too picky." ”
Seventy looked at the little demon again, no longer a feeling of looking at a little stupid cat and a hillbilly, going to Boya to look at the Zhongzi period, and the feeling of meeting a bosom friend in the mountains and flowing water.
Seventy wished he had a physical entity so that he could come out and hug his bosom friend.
The system detected a strong fluctuation of seventy, according to the normal situation, this fluctuation does not belong to seventy, because seventy is just an emotionless artificial intelligence, so the system forcibly stopped the operation of seventy, and the little demon talked to seventy again and did not get a reply for a long time.
The little demon stretched out his tongue and licked his cat's paw: "I didn't expect that there was no reliable one of the two, what kind of assistance did you send to me, the legendary god?" ”
After licking one paw clean, the little demon began to lick the second paw, this is the habit of the cat, she can't change it, but she has used purification to wash her paws clean, even if she licks the paws will not be very dirty, but there is a lotus fragrance.
After licking the two paws clean, there is no TV to watch, and there is no unicorn or unicorn can talk to himself in the divine consciousness, the little demon rarely thinks about life, he has read all his life experiences, she really has never known any gods, he doesn't know people, why do people send mythical beasts and artificial intelligence to help themselves?
Life was completely hit by the sudden unicorn, which woke her up from a thousand years of sleep, what happened in the past has gradually blurred in her memory, she knows that she has forgotten some important things, important people, but her subconscious tells her that if she recalls those things, those people, she will not be happy, so the little demon does not plan to get that memory back, maybe God, is the person who once appeared in that memory.
The little demon wondered, that god can't be her old lover, right?