Chapter 45: Every Time It's Almost Dead (It's Good to Collect Even One)

The night passed.

The Daojing brothers escaped from most of the county and hid in a small forest before they dared to stop and breathe.

"Teacher, senior brother, you said that woman is not a monster, it is simply too powerful, if we hadn't released it early, we would definitely have been put down."

"It's not that the monster doesn't know, but fortunately we only have two legs, otherwise, we would have been castrated twice."

Looking at the open crotch pants under the crotch, the two looked at each other, their faces full of fear.

"I didn't expect the small county town to be Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, hurry up and resurrect the third master."

After relieving his breath, one person untied the coffin, slapped it on the coffin, and the coffin lid opened in response.

The other man took out the dried corpse and laid it flat on the grass.

After this, the two sat down around the dry corpse and palmed each other.

"Soul escape, soul transfer Dafa."

The two of them uttered an obscure incantation, shouted loudly, and each grabbed a handful of cold mud and sprinkled it inside the corpse and coffin.

Squeak –

It was as if the old wooden door opened in the middle of the night was blown by the wind, and a tooth-sore sound came from the coffin, and a figure with long hair covering his face and a face that could not be seen clearly sat up from the coffin.

I saw that this figure was wearing a gray cloth shroud, his neck seemed to be twisted, he turned a ninety-degree bend stiffly, snorted at the dried corpse on the ground, blew out a puff of green smoke, and fell back stiffly, and the coffin lid was also closed.

The green smoke poured into the mouth and nose of the dried corpse along the cold mud, and within three breaths, the body of the dried corpse trembled, and the original skinny body was actually full of a lot, and even a handful of fine white hairs grew on the smooth scalp.

At a certain moment, the dried corpse's pupils dilated, and the green light in the miserable white pupils flowed, and he stood up suddenly.

"Xiao Daozi, you've finally come to pick me up."

A male-female voice came from the mouth of the dried corpse, unspeakably weird.

"The disciple congratulates the master on the return of his soul."

"Nine Yin Emperor Immortals, boundless mana, vast supernatural powers, dominating for 10,000 years, Jiuyin Emperor Immortals, boundless mana, vast supernatural powers, dominating 10,000 years..............."

When the Daojing brothers saw the dry corpse speak, they bowed their heads and bowed, and the slogans were shouted particularly loudly.

"Wow Gaga, ten years of refining corpses, the body is complete, from now on the rivers and lakes are invincible, the Daomen are undefeated, Wow Gaga, Wow Gaga............"

The dry corpse looked up at the sky, laughed wildly, like a ghost crying wolf howling like a Buddha and a demon roaring, the frightened crows on the tree flew wildly, a piece of bird feces was frightened and fell, and it landed on a handful of white hair, and a lump of good fat was applied.

"This bird doesn't have long eyes, uncle, do you want the disciple to catch it and give you a tooth sacrifice?"

"Well, bird droppings have a hair growth effect, but there are some things that need to be dealt with urgently."

The dry corpse waved his hand, giving the guano a new function.

"Uncle Shi refers to the pair of men and women, who destroyed the body of the Seventh Uncle."

"Don't guess, Xiao Qi was dominated by the maggot demon, and his body has long been rotten, and the maggot demon also used Xiao Qi's Taoist body to control me, if it weren't for the pair of men and women who killed the maggot demon, I would never have returned to my soul."

Fused with physical memories, the dry corpse said another opinion.

"What Uncle Shi said is that our brother's hemorrhoids that have not healed for many years were also cured by that man with a wonderful method."

Brother Daojing touched his buttocks, experiencing a pleasure that he had never had before, and he didn't even fart without changing his voice.

"Well, since we are gracious, we have to thank them, and by your speculation, you can know who the man and woman are."

The dry corpse said with a serious face, but his expression was stiff, and he looked like he was constipated.

"Uncle Shi, my IQ is in arrears, where do I know their identity."

"I, my IQ is down."

The Daojing brothers glanced at each other a little strangely, how fierce and bloodthirsty the former Jiuyin Emperor Immortal was, this became a zombie, but he got up, and even said thank you.

Human nature is inherently good, but corpse nature is nature.

"I've been offline for 10 years, and it's time to update the software."

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When the sky was slightly bright, Chen Bufan and the others came to the pawnshop to block Pang Guangming.

"I really didn't call the police, please, I'm still a child, just let me go."

The moment he saw Long Ling, Pang Guangming was directly frightened and cried, looking at the bandages on his hands, he knew that the injury last time was not good.

It's like treating a beautiful woman like a tiger.

Chen Bufan touched his bruised cheeks, and sympathized with Pang Guangming, but he actually felt a sense of sympathy.

Alas~ is the same as the end of the world, and every time he almost dies.

"I'm going to breathe for a while, and you can do it yourself."

Long Ling directly ignored Pang Guangming and walked straight to the marriage agency on the side, where he was scratched by the demon corpse in two places, and the wounds needed to be treated urgently.

Sending the dragon spirit to the room, and was about to close the door, suddenly remembering the injured part of the dragon spirit, Chen Bufan couldn't help but lick his saliva, and said with a concerned face: "Do you need my help?" ”

"Get out."

After receiving a satisfactory answer, Chen Bufan hurriedly closed the door, sat back in the boss's chair in a gloomy manner, and poured two sips of tea from Pang Guangming to suppress the shock.

"Sir, life is like this water, if you add sugar, it will be sweet, if you add salt, it will be salty, but if you put poison in it, it will die."

Pang Guangming glanced at the door, meaning something.

"It's me who releases poison, but it's not me who makes drugs, it's me who drinks poison, it's still not me who detoxifys, but the poison is not poison, I'm not me, poison is still poison, I'm still me."

Chen Bufan sighed, said a Zen sentence, and then stared at Pang Guangming with a forced expression, as if he was saying.

You taste, you taste, the taste is all in it.

Pang Guangming wanted to persuade again, but he was stunned by Chen Bufan's words, so he had to laugh awkwardly and change the topic:

"Sir, what treasure do you want to pawn?"

"Isn't that baby already in your house, you can make a price."

"Ah, I'll drop an ancestor, I'm a small deal, you can spare me, I can't afford this great god, the key is not to resist the beating."

"It's just a joke, look at what scares you."

Chen Bufan said that casually, almost scared Pang Guangming to his knees.

It seems that the demon girl also has the function of abusing dogs in the town.

"Let's get down to business, I just wanted to ask you how much you know about Sister Na."

As soon as the conversation changed, Chen Bufan's face was a lot more ruthless, after all, Pang Guangming was doing the business of pimping the maggot demon, even if he was acting for the demon, it was also a heavy sin.

"Don't think that if you murder me, I will tell you that Sister Na is actually not a person."

Pang Guangming stiffened his neck, and his face was unyielding.

"I already know this, so do you know what Sister Na has to do with the corpse chaser."

Chen Bufan held back a smile, it was about the king's tomb, he had to hold it up, if necessary, he didn't mind using torture on Pang Guangming.

"Hmph, I won't tell you that Sister Na is a master of Taoism in Jiuyinmen, she was originally dead, but then she somehow lived again, and the more she lived, the younger she became, and the more she lived, the more beautiful she became."

"How dare you lie to me."

Listening to Pang Guangming's meaning, he was showing that he didn't know that Sister Na was transformed by a maggot, Chen Bufan slapped the table and stood up, glaring angrily.

"I really didn't lie to you, my family was originally a pawn shop, ten years ago a group of people said that there was a treasure for sale, Sister Na was among them, and said that my bones were amazing, to accept me as an apprentice, I saw that they were experts in Jiuyinmen, so they were invited, but soon after the apprenticeship, they left in a hurry, and then I heard that they died in the flood, and after a few years I didn't expect Sister Na to come back, but I know that she is definitely no longer human, but I don't have the courage to expose it, I can only be at her mercy, I live an easy life...... Baby ........"

Pang Guangming knelt with his head in his hands, his eyes were clear, not like lying.

Ten years ago, it was also related to that flood, and Jiuyinmen seemed to have heard of it.

finally asked a little clue, and seeing Pang Guangming's sincere and frightened appearance, Chen Bufan couldn't hold back a little, and said happily:

"You're so afraid of me."

Pang Guangming looked behind Chen Bufan tremblingly, swallowed his saliva and said:

"I'm afraid of the people in the room, you must have been forced by her to be so fierce to me, as a man, I understand you too well."

Chen Bufan: "...................."