"What sound? Hi wife, how are you feeling now? Does it still hurt? Is it uncomfortable? What's wrong with that? ”

"Thank you, husband! I feel so good now, I've never felt so good, I'm so hungry! ”

Cao An may have all kinds of shortcomings, but there is one thing that no one can compare, his love for Lin Yue for ten years has never changed. No matter when and where, always put your wife first. It is precisely this point that makes Lin Yue completely ignore all his shortcomings, carefully care for the affection between the two, and go all the way hand in hand!

"Then let's go out to dinner! They must have eaten them all, or why don't we just have a bowl of noodles? Wife, are you alright? I'm lower than you now, if you're really in trouble, I can't see it, don't hold it in your heart! ”

"Husband, you just made the cut, we should celebrate, how about I go fry a fish steak and open a bottle of red wine?"

"You don't pat me on the back! I get angry when I think about it, what the hell do you think you did it? Make yourself like that? If you still have a wound on the corner of your mouth, don't drink! Wife, you have a husband and children, and a lot of relatives from your parents, so you must be very careful in doing things, if you have any in case, what if you call me? What about the child? I don't want to eat fish steak right now, I just want to beat you up! ”

Cao An pretended to be fierce and viciously grabbed her, pressed his knees, raised his hand high, and did not fall for a long time. What to do? The smooth mermaid has coagulated skin and attractive curves, and she is reluctant to hit it and wants to swallow it hard.

"Gollum ......"

"If you want to fight, hurry up! I'm really hungry, so hungry! ”

"I'll settle accounts with you when I'm full!"

Cao An forced cruel words, left her and fled into the bathroom, and while pouring cold water on the faucet, he couldn't help but complain about his brother:

"You're too unproductive! The old husband and wife have been in it for so many years, where haven't they seen it? It's a shame to be tired all night and drool! ”

It seems that there are really many benefits of cultivation! Don't say immortality, smile proudly. Even the happiness index between husband and wife has increased by hundreds of degrees!

"You two still have the face to go out?"

The two of them were in the kitchen, each holding a bowl of warm rice, and Mother Lin scolded with a cold face. Lin Yue swallowed a piece of meat back to the pot, his mouth didn't stop and he picked up another chopstick greens, and replied without raising his head:

"Mom, where did I provoke you, I just came back!"

"Mess with me? Of course you didn't mess with me, you messed with the kids. Yueyue, Cao An, it's not me who said, you two are not too young, why can't you do things clearly? Close the door and hide inside in broad daylight, is it so anxious? If I hadn't been passing by, I wouldn't have known how long a bunch of children would have to listen to the live broadcast at the door! Look at what you did, for a whole afternoon, a bunch of children pestered me, saying that Cao An beat you and asked me to save you, and my head was bigger! ”

"Shrimp? No way! ”

The blood suddenly rushed to the door of the brain, Lin Yue's old face was flushed, and he didn't even know that the chopsticks had fallen, and the whole person was eager to get into the cracks in the ground. Let yourself encounter such an embarrassing thing, Qingtian! Throw a thunderbolt down and smash me to death, how will I see people tomorrow!

It is Cao An who wants to vomit blood even more innocently, the conscience of heaven and earth, he is completely passive, is it okay, what is this called? Fortunately, the door was locked, and no one could open it outside, otherwise, the picture would be unimaginable!

Especially when these words came out of the mouth of the mother-in-law, not to mention how embarrassing it was! He was stupid, so anxious that he scratched his head, and only then did he hold back a few words: "Mom! That one...... Afternoon, afternoon...... Lin Yue, she ...... She's hurt, we're healing! Yes, yes, yes, it's healing! ”

"Huh! Explain to me, you explain to the children! ”

Mother Lin laughed, turned around coldly and left, muttering as she walked: Heal, when I am blind! Can't you see that your mouth is biting through the skin? That little between your husband and wife, as if no one knows! Having said that, I usually can't see that this son-in-law is still a little ...... Awesome! No wonder Yueyue was fascinated by him......

"Mom, we're really healing! Mom......"

"Don't shout! Shouting is also in vain, who will believe what you say? Love, we are an upright and legal husband and wife, what is there to be embarrassed about the ethics of husband and wife? ”

Lin Yue said hard words angrily to cover up her weakness. As a result, a pair of pitiful eyes from her husband broke the gong in a second, and she looked left and right in frustration:

"Husband, what should I do? Yang Yang is okay, just find a reason to deal with it. But Luo Luo and Yaya are not easy to fool! Oh, my God! There are also Haohao, Fanfan, Baby and Beibei...... This mess won't be talked about by them everywhere, the whole forest village knows about it! Well, I'll go on retreat, husband, whoever comes, they all say I'm not there! ”

"Please, my wife, let me go! With such a big pot, I can't carry it alone! ”

The double cultivation is cool for a while, and the follow-up is a basket of embarrassing things. The wife and chicken thief wanted to slip away, but the husband dragged it and didn't let go......

When encountering difficulties, children will choose to escape. Adults are generally trained to have a thick face on the wall, struggling to find a solution.

There is no secret in the wellhead of the big forest village, not to mention the excellent quality of the children who are open-mouthed and ask questions if they don't understand, and it is even more popular to promote this matter to everyone, and no one knows it.

"Brother An, I don't accept the wall, I'll obey you! All afternoon, hey! ”

"Cao An, take it easy! One drop of sperm and ten drops of blood, be careful that your body can't stand it! ”

"Brother An, I don't know if the iron rod has been sharpened into an embroidery needle! Hahaha......"

"Cao An, you are really a fighter in the rooster, one word: cow!"

"Son! Is what Yang Yang said true? No way! I have to tell her to go, and she is not a strong guy of eighteen or nineteen years old, and she is so messing around! ”

Even though Cao An is now practicing into a King Kong incorruptible body, carrying thousands of catties and punching strong cows, he still can't stand the laughter of the outside world, and he runs home in a gray and gray way after shaking around. As soon as he entered the door, he was carried to the room by his mother to care about him, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly blocked the door: "Mom, it's not what you think, don't go to Lin Yue, we are cultivating, do you understand cultivation?" It's like...... Well, it looks like the Hehuan Palace played on TV, you remember! ”

"What? Does she dare to pick the yang to supplement the yin? Son, you are confused! I was blown by the pillow wind and I don't know the east, west, north and south, right, this is a big injury! I've said long ago that she's not a good ......."

"Mom, Mom! No no! You can rest assured! We know what to say, and I'll tell you that I made the cut last night! ”

"It won't be you who pick the yin to supplement the yang! Son, I don't want you to do such an unkind thing. A woman's body can't withstand the toss, don't look at it now, it's okay, it's going to be a big loss! ”

"Mom! I can't tell you clearly, in a word, you don't care, don't follow them to coax or not, I've said it, this is a regular cultivation! ”

Who's going to save me!

Cao An asked the sky speechlessly, Lin Yue, who was in the same situation as him, was also in dire straits, suffering all kinds of care and jokes from relatives and friends, and he couldn't wait to close his five senses and ignore it! But the elders around her are either sisters and sisters-in-law, and she can't fight back when she scolds, which makes her want to cry without tears! In desperation, he made a big move:

"Whoever talks about this topic again, I will break off my friendship with whomever I want!"