"Teacher, how can you say 'again'!" Tang Long said helplessly: "I have never been close to women, I am really a decent gentleman!" ”

Lao Mo smiled innocently, as if he wrote-

I believe you're a ghost!

You little boy is so bad!

"This girl teacher has taught her!" Mo Jiahua rubbed his chin, the few stubbles, and recalled: "Her study is good, she is the teacher's math class representative, you are with her, the teacher can rest assured!" ”

Wait, that's not the way it is!

Lao Mo still smiled......

Tang Long couldn't argue.

"Don't worry, we know about it...... The teacher has gone to class 7! Mo Jiahua looked at Tang Long, smiled and said, "But you have to remember that in the happy life of the two, ask her a little more math problems and improve her math score a little!" ”

“……”

Old Mo, you have changed!

Anyway, move on to the math!

Five-flowered horses, daughters and daughters, Hu'er will change the test papers, and eliminate eternal sorrow with you!

Long......

"Wow, it's half past ten?"

Tang Long looked at his watch and was instantly surprised!

However, God rewards hard work!

(Math Rating: 105↑)

"Brother Long, I'm afraid you're not stupid!" Zhang Wenze, who was on the side, sighed, with a smile and a crying expression: "The second Chinese class, and, the third chemistry class are all finished, and the teachers are too lazy to care about you!" ”

"Alas, it's a pity to miss the Chinese class!"

"Next session, it's your favorite, math class!"

As soon as the words fell, Lao Mo walked into the classroom. Tang Long instantly sat in his seat upright, more serious than when he was in the first year of military training, and his attitude towards standing in a military posture was even more serious.

"Today, let's talk about this exam paper!"

Sou!

Tang Long's hand is like a rattlesnake out of a hole!

Syllable!

In just a second, the exam paper was flattened on the table.

"This time, the teacher thought it was very simple, but everyone was a mess of the test!" Mo Jiahua flattened the paper and said from the bottom of his heart: "Believe it or not, when the teacher was in the third year of junior high school, he came to take this paper, and he could be 1314!" ”

"Old Mo, you think it's simple, you think it's it!" Zhu Wenzhe's face was still swollen like a sarcoma: "But this topic, Lao Tzu can't do it!" ”

"Zhu Wenzhe, if you don't want to do it, just give Lao Tzu a good lesson, don't chirp!"

"One day, Lao Tzu will go to that brother and beat you up a few more times, and your math class will stop!"

In an instant, there was silence.

"Hehe, this trick is really powerful!" Looking at Zhu Wenzhe, who was silent, Mo Jiahua smiled contentedly: "Don't talk nonsense, let's take a look first, this fill-in-the-blank question!" ”

Tang Long picked up the scroll and looked at it for a while. Looking at the overall situation, the mistakes made by fools in the first few questions made him want to give himself a few slaps in the face.

Then, the last few questions......

Don't calculate, just look at it and you'll know the answer!

"Wow, it's really improved!"

Continue to look down, ten, eleven, twelve, should not be done, or will not be done.

The multiple-choice questions after that are trivial!

At this time, Mo Jiahua's voice interrupted his thoughts: "Tang Long, let's talk about the ninth question!" ”

Dig the groove, ruthlessly!

Surprise enforcement?

Tang Long hurriedly looked at the ninth question......

"If you can't do it, you'll be fine!" Mo Jiahua was kind and persuasive, and he said to Tang Long gently: "If you stand in the teacher's perspective and think about the problem, maybe you will do it!" ”

Stand ...... Teacher's perspective?

Understand!

Tang Long walked onto the podium.

Question 9) Let x, y belong to R+, and 1/x + 9/y = 1, then what is the minimum value of x + y?

"Ladies and gentlemen! Usually, how do you talk about this topic? Tang Long imitated Mo Jiahua, who usually stared at him with big eyes, and said sharply: "You guys don't listen well to each class, forget it, I'll talk about it!" ”

Momentary ...... in the audience Laugh!

Even Lao Mo smiled awkwardly......

This Oscar statuette should not be given to Zhu Wenzhe, it must be you Tang Long!

"This question, this 1/x + 9/y = 1, very important!" Tang Long took Lao Mo's teaching stick, nodded wildly at the question on the blackboard, and then said: "Let's multiply this formula by x + y, what can we get?" Everyone, answer! ”

Xu Xu raised his hand and said, "Teacher Tang, it's 1 + 9x/y + y/x + 9!" ”

"Excellent! Then Xu Xu, the teacher asked you, what can we get after this question is simplified! ”

"You can get 10 + 9x/y + y/x! ”

"Beautiful!" Tang Long clapped his hands, he was already too deep in the play: "Then, let's take the basic inequality, you can know that the minimum value of that big algebraic formula is 6!" ”

Tang Long "snapped" the teaching stick, slapped it on the table, pushed his glasses, and said loudly: "Now, there is only one truth, and that is...... The answer is 16! ”

Wow, wonderful!

Everyone raised their arms and shouted: "Tang Long, cow beep!" ”

Mo Jiahua on the side, with a look of desire to cry without tears: the teacher is just ...... Let you think more from other angles...... It's not an imitation of Lao Tzu's speech!

However, it has to be said -

Tang Long, you really talk better than the teacher on this question!

Are you the one who coexists with "acting" and "strength"?

"Uh-huh, you're saying a great job!" Mo Jiahua stepped onto the podium and praised Tang Long from the bottom of his heart: "When you learn more knowledge and are admitted to East China Normal University, Lao Mo will almost be laid off!" ”

No, old Mo!

You are as tall as mathematics in Tang Long's heart!

"Tang Long, do you know that the master's goal is also East China Normal University!" Xu Xu smiled and said to Tang Long: "In two years, will we take the mathematics department together?" ”

"Hmph, who wants to be a classmate with you!" Tang Long pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "If you want to be a classmate with me, go to the English Department of Tsinghua University, the old man is waiting for you there!" ”

Yo, the ambition is not small!

Hmph, the bird's ambition is known!

Tang Long walked the "rogue step" and walked towards his seat, his face full of obscene smiles!

Try it out, it's extremely sharp!

"Okay, okay, you all don't make any noise, and continue the class!" Mo Jiahua regained his seriousness, and with a lion roar, he calmed down the noisy classmates, and then he picked up the teaching stick and said, "Let's take a look, ten, eleven, and twelve questions!" ”

"# ¥ % ......& * @ ......" Mo Jiahua was on the podium and began to speak again, and Tang Long did not let go of almost every word.

Soon, these three hard bones, under Lao Mo's detailed explanation, were also easily "gnawed" by Tang Long.

"Haha, it's really easy!"

Just when Tang Long was immersed in happiness, the system typed a black word in front of his eyes......

(Relaxation activity detected: Good teacher!) ）