In the blink of an eye, it's the Spring Festival again!

The news of Lin Zhuang's application to change his name occupied the runner-up on the hot list on the Internet. Regarding Lin Zhuang's name change behavior of being full of food and having nothing to do, everyone talked about it and made up flowers to complain:

"Lingquan Villa! I've read too many novels! ”

"I've only heard of Baotu Spring, but I've never heard of a spiritual spring, so could it be that they think that a random ditch in the mountain is called a spiritual spring?"

"Maybe it's superstitious thinking! Old people often say that they change their name to good luck! ”

"Well, don't say it, I really want to go there and see if there really is such a spring!"

"If you want me to say, change it to be domineering! It's better to simply call it the Fountain of Immortality, what's so good about the name of Lingquan, a rotten street? ”

Brother, you are the truth! The original intention of the forest village is to live forever!

There are 1,000 Hamlets in the minds of 1,000 people. Everyone is a unique individual, and the brain circuits are never the same, but when it comes to the champion of this year's annual hot list, there is a surprising unanimity:

"Is it going to change? Why can you still wear short sleeves to eat popsicles in winter? ”

Scientists are also helpless, they have only heard of playing crazy games, playing football crazy, chasing idols crazy, and never heard that the planet can also be crazy.

After a long period of observation and analysis, scientists have found that the mother star has completely abandoned its orbit, running around at will, and is simply willful and lawless. A good elliptical trajectory diagram, it is stretched and flattened by it. For a while, I ran the farthest way to the sky, froze people into dogs, and shivered in cotton jackets on dog days. After a while, he slipped to the star to rub the heat, which was the rhythm of setting people on fire and roasting.

What's going on? Please, you're a planet that has existed for more than a billion years, so why bother young people to play adventurous heartbeat games? Could it be that you have made too many wishes to the meteor, and you want to run around the sky with a big broom like Halley's Comet?

The planet can't speak, and anyone wants to break their heads, and there is no solution to this problem!

During the Spring Festival, everyone has no intention of celebrating reunion, and everyone incarnates as astronomy enthusiasts, looking up at the starry sky from time to time. Or open your mind and come up with all kinds of novel ideas:

"Could it be that every star is really a sleeping elf? Now that it has woken up, it is active and playful like a child. ”

"It's all because of the previous TV shows, and they always advocate that everyone run! Well, now the man did not run, the ball ran! ”

"Animals have an instinctive sense of danger, ants move before heavy rains, and small fish jump out of the water before earthquakes. Does this mean that the planet has also sensed an unknown danger? I've heard the Mayan civilization prophecy before: the stars will explode! ”

"Hey, the fairy? Our planet has been kidnapped! ”

"The demon spirit doesn't care about this, we should call the psychiatric hospital. I don't think the planet is kidnapped, but the brain is in water and there is a short circuit! ”

As more and more attention was paid to this issue, the central base was no longer silent, and issued a funny high temperature notice:

It's not too cold this winter! Friends, prepare your seeds, you can spring plough anytime and anywhere, from now on, harvesting grain all year round is not a dream! Say goodbye to hunger, become a foodie, and live a good life with surplus food in every family!

What international jokes? The days are so difficult, and now you have to deprive yourself of such a little fun as Cat Dong? Can you still play happily, wielding a hoe every day is half tired to death, and you don't even have the strength to plough the fields when you go home, what fun is there in life?

Spit is spit out, the weather will not change because of spit and the planet will go its own way and let itself go completely free.

It was the spring breeze like scissors in February, and the people of the south began to shout: "Swallow, swallow, is there a traffic jam on the road?" ”

"It's too hot! The feathers are soaked with sweat, and the north is very warm, and we will meet next year, and we will meet again! ”

People who have no heart and lungs are the happiest, they are full of food and go to work and do their own things, what they should do! But the old peasants got together one after another, worried:

"Winter thunder and earthquake, February fan, this day is not right!"

"Something is wrong, something is so wrong! I don't remember that it was like this more than 50 years ago, and then it took three years. ”

"When you say this, I think about it, I was only a teenager at that time, and I cried when I ate chaff poop, and I couldn't go up or down when I was stuck in my throat, and I can't forget it in this life!"

"I have to inform Lin Zhuang, Lao Lin was only a few years old at that time, I'm afraid he still doesn't remember. Old guys, our group of old bones should also go out and stretch out their hands, and immediately arrange for the village to dig deep wells and build water towers, and I don't know if there is still cement inventory in the Yancheng base? ”

"Ask the eldest son-in-law of the Lao Lin family, there is really no, the family saves a few catties of glutinous rice, and the soil method is also used!"

"Okay! Let's go our separate ways! ”

Cao An was called to the living room, and in less than half an hour, the joy on his face was infected by the seriousness of several old people, but after a few words, he immediately realized the seriousness of the situation. didn't dare to push it back, so he immediately dialed the phone of head Xu:

"Boss, is there still cement stock at the base?"

"Asking this mindlessly, what do you want to do? This year I plan to resume some production in the base, and the cement can't be given to you, I can also use it myself! ”

"Head Xu, I don't want to use it myself, it's the entire Johor Bahru Town and Lin Zhuang that entrusts me to ask you! There is one thing, you should listen to it first, and then decide whether to resume production or not! ”

Cao An didn't sell it, and directly handed the phone to the old man, asking him to repeat what he had just said to Captain Xu again.

For a long time, Commander Xu took a deep breath, and he, who pays attention to the news and the central base every day, has long guessed the possibility of drought in the future. It's just that no individual wants to think about things in a bad way. There is no exact empirical evidence, and as the leader of the base, he is burdened with the livelihood of more than 100,000 people, so it is really difficult to draw a conclusion:

"You have a point, but now it's different from what it used to be, and the water outside is thousands of miles, and no matter how much drought it is, it won't be so serious, right? In this way, I will give you ten tons of cement, which is the maximum amount I can come up with, and you can give 100 pigs in exchange! ”

"Okay! But boss, I still have to advise you, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer a big loss sooner or later! ”

"If I'm like you, and I'm all over the base, I'm going to ask you for pigs? No way! I have now discovered that sitting in a high position is not as comfortable as I imagined, and others look at the scenery, but in fact, they can't help themselves. I hope I made the right decision this time! ”

There was a deep silence in Captain Xu's words, and even Cao An's thick nerve could feel it, everyone in the world was suffering, and everyone had their own choices and troubles. Maybe this is what people often say, three thousand troubles and red dust, how can everything be as good as you want and worry-free!

With the cement in hand, it was time to discuss the specific feasible methods for the water storage project, and several old people in Johor Bahru Town owed a big amount of money without changing their faces. If you have a lot of debts, you can't weigh you down, anyway, it's meat repayment!

Oh! Pay for debts with labor!

More than a dozen older generations were swallowing clouds and spitting fog, and they were talking about things with their mouths of mouth, and they didn't talk about 123 for most of the morning. Cao An was very annoyed when he heard this, and he couldn't help but think of this time in the past, it was always his soft and glutinous wife who took the idea. As long as she is present, a sentence or two often sets the tone of things.

However, I haven't seen her for more than half a month!

Something missing!