Chapter 19: Misunderstood Beer

Ji Yang looked at his circle of friends and saw that the circle of friends was full of things about today's party, but it seemed that the gatherings in the heavenly court were very frequent, and these immortals were annoyed by the gathering.

Taishang Laojun: "Since the law of the Three Realms balances the Three Realms, and the gods cannot go down to earth at will, this Jade Emperor is idle and bored, a small gathering in three days, and a large gathering in five days, he doesn't know that the old man is very busy, the boring party is almost over, otherwise my alchemy furnace will be fried." ”

Lu Dongbin: "The drunkenness is big, the sun and the moon are long in the pot, if I hadn't heard that the Jade Emperor asked Du Kang to make new wine, I would have gone to the white peony to communicate my feelings." ”

Nezha: "Keng'er's father, it was obviously my father who came to the party today, but he excused himself on the grounds of diarrhea and asked me to replace him, which is too hateful." ”

Sun Wukong: "Ink, real ink, today I was looking for Taishang Laojun to ask for the elixir as a snack, but I was pulled by the old man to attend a party, and when I saw the spitting appearance of the Jade Emperor, I couldn't wait to give him a stick." ”

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Looking at the circle of friends of the immortals, Ji Yang also smiled faintly, you still complained about eating and drinking at the party, you really don't know how to be blessed in the blessing.

In the past, there was no law of the Three Realms to check and balance, and the immortals could go to the mortal world if they were fine, but now they can't, after they can't come to the mortal world, they are idle every day, and when the Jade Emperor first started to organize the party, everyone broke their heads to participate.

But with the increase of the number of times, the immortals are also tired, eating, drinking, and playing are all those few things, and no one wants to come at all.

The Jade Emperor also understands everyone's thoughts, and knows that everyone is tired of getting together, but who makes himself bored, I can only base my happiness on your pain.

However, in order to understand everyone, this time the Jade Emperor did not say a bunch of opening remarks as usual, but simply spoke for half an hour.

Half an hour is still simple, if it is complicated for a long time, no wonder Sun Dasheng has the urge to use a stick to whip the Jade Emperor.

"Du Kang, did I make a new wine for you?"

Today, I invited all the immortals to come over just to taste Du Kang's new wine.

Although you can build your happiness on the pain of others again and again, it is not appropriate to go on like this, and it is not okay to do some new tricks.

There are not a few people who have good wine among the immortals, this wine is also the easiest to arouse everyone's interest, there are always immortals at the recent dinner party for various reasons to ask for leave and do not come, today played the signboard of Du Kang's new wine, although there are still some immortals who are sick and did not come, but the number is much less.

When Du Kang heard this, he was about to ask someone to bring the beer he brewed, but Yidi on the side suddenly spoke.

"Jade Emperor, Du Kang has been in charge of the wine work for so many years, and I'm afraid he won't be able to make any new wine. ”

The expected thing really happened, and this Yidi really came out to make trouble.

"In order to prevent Du Kang from running out of new wine for everyone to taste, I also specially brewed some new wine, please ask Your Majesty to approve Weichen to give it to the immortals to taste?"

Originally, Yi Di thought that as soon as he opened his mouth, the Jade Emperor would at least give himself a chance, but he didn't want the Jade Emperor to give him a direct no.

"Yidi, your wine should wait for now, and wait until everyone has tasted Du Kang's wine. ”

The last time I drank Du Kang's wine, my head hurt for a long time, and although Yidi looked confident, the Jade Emperor still didn't dare to experiment with his body.

Hearing the Jade Emperor say this, Yi Di's face changed, but he didn't dare to say anything, his status in the heavenly court was low, how could he dare to refute the Jade Emperor's words.

Du Kang, who was on the side, heard the Jade Emperor say this about Yi Di, and he was very proud in his heart.

Seeing Du Kang with a smug face, Yi Di was depressed, but she was not worried, because she didn't believe that Du Kang's wine could have any new ideas.

"Yes, Weichen will let people bring the wine. ”

Du Kang retreated first, and when he reappeared, he was followed by several fairies carrying wine jars.

"Hmph, there is no overflow of wine at all, it is certainly not a good product. ”

Based on Yi Di's experience, good wine is sealed, although it is difficult to overflow the aroma of the wine, but it will not be completely absent, but the wine served by Du Kang has no aroma at all, which makes Yi Di even more convinced that the wine made by Du Kang is not very good.

"I said Du Kang, you old guy isn't looking for some wine to fool my grandson, why don't you have any wine at all. ”

As soon as Du Kang's wine came up, Sun Wukong frowned and said a little unhappily.

This Monkey King has been pressed under Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years, and later it was the Baotang monk Xitian who learned the scriptures, but after so much, his temper has not changed at all, he is still lawless, he does his own thing, and the Jade Emperor is also a headache for him.

Before the Jade Emperor and the other immortals could say anything, Sun Wukong jumped to the side of the wine jar, sniffed it carefully, and there was indeed no aroma of wine, but a strange smell.

"Great Sage, how dare the little one take wine to you to drink, this wine is newly brewed by me, called beer, which is different from the wine everyone drinks on weekdays, so there is no aroma of wine. ”

Du Kang hurriedly shook his head and explained, he was afraid that he was too late to explain, Sun Wukong really gave him a golden hoop stick, and then he would be miserable.

"Oh, beer? ”

Sun Wukong opened the wine seal, and the beer in the altar was also imprinted in his eyes, but when he looked at the beer, Sun Wukong was stunned and shouted angrily: "Du Kang, are you playing with Lao Sun, it seems that you have to taste the taste of Lao Sun's golden hoop stick." ”

As soon as Sun Wukong became angry, the golden hoop stick also appeared in his hand.

The other immortals also gathered around, and when they saw the beer in the altar, their faces changed.

"Du Kang, you are so bold, you dare to drink such filthy things for everyone. ”

The yellow-orange-orange liquid, there is still a layer of white foam floating on it, Yi Di's first reaction when she sees this wine is the same as that of Du Kang at the beginning, she also treats this beer as horse urine, and the other gods think the same.

"Daishon, listen to my explanation, this is really beer, this beer uses barley malt, hops, and water as the main raw materials, and is brewed by yeast fermentation to make a low-alcohol liquor full of carbon dioxide, although it looks a little strange in color, but it is really delicious. ”

"Jade Emperor, please believe Weichen, how dare I give filthy things to the immortals to drink!"

Du Kang knelt directly on the ground, looking at the golden hoop stick in Sun Wukong's hand, he was also very scared, although he expected that the immortals would react like this after the beer appeared, but he was also a little flustered when he really faced it.

The Jade Emperor didn't speak, just frowned and looked at Du Kang, seeing the Jade Emperor's expression, Yi Di sneered in his heart, and secretly said Du Kang, you are miserable this time.

"Well, this beer does look a little like horse urine, but it's a little different, so why don't I try it first?" ”

Lu Dongbin often asks Du Kang for wine on weekdays, and the relationship between the two is good, but he can't bear to see Du Kang like this.