"What's going on? Why can't I make calls on my phone? Fast! Let's try it! ”

"Doot, doot......"

"Look, the satellite connection is down! What about yours? ”

"Me too, oh my! Are you really going to kill them all? Without the Internet, how can we connect with the outside world? How do we ......?"

"There must be something wrong with the satellite space station, the satellite has been moving around the planet, and the temperature on the surface is so high, you can imagine ...... on the space station"

"Nonsense, nonsense, you're all nonsense! This is obviously normal. Maybe it's overhauling the network, maybe it's going to be there later, maybe it's ......"

No one spoke, and no matter how much maybe, they couldn't change the cruel truth!

On July 7, 2030, the Cowherd and Weaver Girl met on the Milky Way Magpie Bridge. The people of the planet, on this day, are forever disqualified from roaming online!

Goodbye, traffic!

Goodbye, forum!

Goodbye, wonderful irrigation memories!

"Mom, what is the Internet? Is it the kind of net that catches fish? ”

The scorching sun was scorching the earth, and the little boy sitting at the mouth of the cave asked curiously, and then managed to see the tears in the corners of his mother's eyes.

I heard that the rain is like teardrops, drop by drop, string by string!

He is three years old this year, and he has come to this world in the warmest spring, and his big head and pale face do not look cute!

Not to mention, he was only wearing a pair of boxer shorts, his naked body and limbs were exposed, and he exuded a strong smell of sweat from time to time. The whole person is like a little beggar who asks for food, which makes people stay away!

However, no one dislikes him, everyone is just as big and bald, the same dirty and smelly, and opening their mouths can kill a bunch of mosquitoes!

There are no mosquitoes either! What is the best way to get rid of mosquitoes? Anyone in the cave will tell you an answer: the sun works for 1,000 days, and mosquitoes and flies all ascend to the sky!

Yes, the scorching sun patrol has been for more than three years, working 14 hours a day, in the past three years, it has not taken a day off, let alone arrived late and left early, but no one likes it!

All electronics exposed to the sun are stopped! Cars, ships, and satellites, since then, the mobile phone has become a stand-alone game alarm clock.

Any house with metal can no longer be inhabited, and if you are not careful, it will become a fragrant teppanyaki. People were forced to move underground, dig tunnels, build labyrinths, and officially return to the ancient cave-dwelling era.

The traffic basically depends on walking, the communication basically relies on yelling, the water is generally licked, and there is no washing of the face in March! Don't dare to go out during the day, and dig insects everywhere at night!

Yes, after potatoes with fish, country Z once again unified the recipe: pan-fried worm sweet potato cake. It's a romantic encounter between high protein and whole grains, it's the perfect combination of crispy and soft glutinous, balanced meat and vegetables, and rich in nutrients.

As for whether it's delicious or not, make up for it yourself!

The south is a little better, after all, the water resources are more abundant than the north, but it only lasts until the second winter, and he begins to copy the answer sheet of the big brother in the north and dig holes!

No one wants to live in a cave, but eight months of the year are hot summers with temperatures as high as 57 degrees Celsius, and only deep soil can protect against the relentless poison of ultraviolet rays.

Only two hours after the sun has set can people come out of the crypt to fetch water or food.

There are only four months left before everyone can hurry up and plant sweet potatoes, and it has to be said that the introduction of sweet potatoes from South Africa is one of the greatest feats.

The whole body of sweet potatoes is a treasure, the leaves and stems are tender and sharp enough to be cooked, and the tubers are boiled, fried, roasted, and steamed...... They are all supremely delicious, and you can make 108 kinds of snacks when eaten raw and dried!

The rattan that is too old to bite will not be wasted, and it can be fed to pigs, cows, chickens and ducks!

However, no matter how delicious it is, after eating it for two or three years, everyone can't love it anymore, not to mention, its companions are bugs!

Deep-fried monkeys, sugar crispy bee pupa, grasshoppers crunchy, charcoal-roasted scorpion tails......

If you think that the so-called bugs are the above delicacies, then you are very wrong! In the second year of the scorching plague, these little cuties were eaten as rare animals. Now the insects that everyone catches are really just insects, what are the most insects that grow in the deep soil?

The surname is earthworm!

In the beginning, Lin Zhuang stored more water, and Johor Bahru Town was even more blessed, not only with mountain spring well water, but also with a whole Yan River. In the first two years, I had food and water, and I had nothing to do in the underground labyrinth to sprout bean sprouts, plant leeks, and dig shells and fish in the silt of the river.

Except that you can't go out to surf, life is still good!

From the third year onwards, Rao is Linzhuang was short of food, and had to put the great cause of digging insects on the agenda. Wash it and fry it in oil until it is crispy, and you can chew it with your eyes closed and stuff it in your mouth, and you can chew it with a meaty aroma. Later, the stored water ran out, and the yellow muddy water that came up from the well every day had to settle for half a day before it could be entered.

The earthworm is dug up and buried in the ashes, no matter what it tastes like, as long as it's meat! Otherwise, just eating sweet potatoes can burn your stomach like a mountain of flames!

"Mom, the sun is so annoying! Where did that hero named Hou Yi go, and why didn't he come to save us? ”

"Maybe he's too far away from us to come back in time! Ziyi, while it's not very hot now, hurry up and get some sleep! ”

"Mom, I'm just waking up!"

"Then don't talk, your mouth will dry if you talk too much, our water today has been drunk by you, don't cry if you are thirsty!"

"Okay!"

It's too hard to be thirsty! The little guy experienced it firsthand and reluctantly muttered to end the topic. But he didn't listen to his mother and went to sleep, his little eyes looked at the direction of the cave entrance, and his little head recalled his brothers and sisters, who were reading picture books in the afternoon:

It was raining, and the ground was bubbling. The mushrooms come out and put a straw hat on it. When the little rabbit saw it, he jumped for joy......

"Rain, mushrooms and bunnies, I've never seen them, they're definitely fairy tales!"

The Lin family's mansion was once again crowded with relatives, and Lin Yue and Cao had to end their happy life of double cultivation night and night. Cao Yang's child turned into a 700-watt light bulb and occupied the center of the big bed, but he was so happy that he wanted to fly, completely unaware of his parents' resentful little eyes.

"Wife, I just found out now that you were really too wise to build the house so ugly at that time!"

"Why is it so ugly, you can't speak?"

"I'm telling the truth, this house is warm in winter and cool in summer, but it's really ugly!"

"Don't talk about this topic, have you finished your homework today? Comrade Cao An, I found that you have not worked hard at all during this time. You see that Yang Yang is only four years old and already has a yellow-level seven rings, what about you? Still standing still at level eight, as the child's father, don't you have a fever on your face? ”

"He's a genius, I'm not! He didn't just beat me, what am I embarrassed about! But speaking of which, we are still able to live in the house normally now, thanks to our daily cultivation. Otherwise, hiding under the ground like a mouse, it's uncomfortable to think about, the last time I went to see the fat man, hehe! He didn't even mention how miserable it was! ”

"Who can blame that? He is afraid of pain and hardship, he is reluctant to have a fat body, and he is free to practice the exercises for him, and he is not motivated himself, who is he complaining? No matter where you go, people who are prepared and work hard will live a more chic life! ”

"Yes, you need to be hard to strike iron! You can only taste the bitter wine you brew yourself! ”

"Mom and Dad, hurry up and go to bed! I'm sleepy! ”

"If you're sleepy, go to sleep first!"

The couple replied to their son in unison, and when they saw the small flames beating in each other's eyes, they couldn't help but smile!