The master and apprentice ran half to death.

Finally back to the Taoist temple.

Burning incense and burning money for the statue of Sanqingdao, he lay down in fear.

I didn't see the monster, and I didn't understand the magic of the bronze mirror, so this night was a wasted death.

The master and apprentice share the same bed, each with their own thoughts.

Jia Laodao took out his mobile phone, chatted about midnight love, and secretly looked at Chen Bufan behind him, as if he had made up some kind of determination, and sighed secretly.

Chen Bufan, however, was pondering the extra numbers in his head, always showing the percentage of bindings neutralizing and beating.

What's going on, possessed by a youkai?

Chen Bufan has read few novels, and he doesn't know the routine, so he took out his mobile phone and searched for his abnormalities on Du Niang.

Thousands of posts popped up.

It's almost always a high-powered reply at some point.

Chen Bufan roughly browsed and came up with four keywords.

Goldfinger, wall-mounted, system, thirty years in the east of the river and thirty years in the west of the river.

Gan!

This is going against the sky.

Anyone who is favored by this thing is an existence that counterattacks all kinds of LV, hangs the gods, trains platinum, and finally sweeps the heavens, marries Bai Fumei, and walks to the pinnacle of life.

Obviously, jumping to 100 will activate the system.

From then on, my brother will also live a life of flopping.

Chen Bufan put away his mobile phone, full of anticipation, and finally fell asleep in the sweet dream of the three thousand beauties in the harem of the group battle.

Following.

Chen Bufan woke up from the stench of salted fish sticky feces, urine and pus.

As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw a big black foot in front of me, and the naughty toe was still playing with my upturned nose very rhythmically.

"......."

Chen Bufan vomited, and then looked at the owner of the stinky foot.

Although I have long been accustomed to Master's extreme way of calling the bed, it is still early now, and this alarm clock is too much in advance.

"Master, what kind of nerves do you have, is it that menopause has arrived, and you can't sleep."

Chen Bufan scolded sleepily and continued to sleep in a different position.

"Good boy, Master made you your favorite braised pork."

Jia Laodao's voice came, and when he heard the three words braised pork, Chen Bufan stood up with a carp, and ran to the wooden case without greeting.

Sure enough, there was a bowl of white rice and a bowl of chili peppers on the wooden table........ Less meat.

You don't have to look too closely to see the meat star in the green chili segment, which is beyond the dish with very little meat, and it can be regarded as braised pork.

When did the old way of picking and searching become generous!

Could it be that I opened the door with a shovel last night?

No, it's rare to see meat all year round.

"Eat, eat."

Jia Laodao licked his lips and handed the chopsticks to Chen Bufan, with an inexplicable smile on his face.

Oh no, there must be some kind of trick up again.

Chen Bufan cautiously took the chopsticks, and glanced at Jia Laodao suspiciously, there was a little bit of kindness.

No matter what, you can die after eating.

In the end, he couldn't resist the temptation of little meat, so Chen Bufan directly put the rice cover in the vegetable bowl and pulled it up.

"Eat slowly, Master won't rob you today, look at you, how thin you are, I've suffered with Master all these years, I can't eat enough and dress well, and I force you to do manual work every day."

"In the past few days, I have figured it out for the teacher, and I will no longer manage you in the future, let you be the master of the house, and it is time for the Taoist temple to be handed over to you."

Jia Laodao looked like he had seen through the red dust, and consciously tightened the package on his waist.

After doing it for a long time, it turned out that the master was leaving.

It seems that he can't stand the flower world under the mountain, and he wants to get rid of it completely.

But shouldn't I be the one who has to go?

If there is a system, I should go down the mountain.

"Don't go."

Chen Bufan wiped out the food and said.

"I won't go, I won't go, you give birth to a monkey with me, don't go yet."

"I don't want to leave, but if you look at me as a teacher, I'm almost fifty years old, other people's children and grandchildren are full, I, I'm ™ still a place, trying my best to save some money is not enough for my wife, I want to live a personal life."

Jia Laodao sighed, but what he said was true.

"Braised pork is not bad."

Seeing Chen Bufan staring at him in a daze, his eyes lit up, Jia Laodao was inevitably a little reluctant, and staggered the topic.

"Well, it's just a little salty."

Chen Bufan nodded, his eyes still staring at Jia Laodao's rotten cloth package.

"There's no salt, I accidentally rubbed a little more mud, you know that Master hasn't taken a bath for a few months, and the smell is a little stronger."

After Jia Laodao finished speaking, he stood up and looked at the stone statue with a serious face.

And Chen Bufan had just swallowed the last bite of food, smelling the stench on Jia Laodao's body, and suddenly his whole person was not good.

I can't bear to vomit, and I can't hold it back if I don't vomit.

This master and his disciples are really hardworking, and they are really a handful of and a handful of urine.

"The patriarch of the Sanqing Dynasty is above, the disciple has been a cow and a horse for the Taoist temple for many years, and it is time to go out to wave, you have to bless the disciples with a group of wives and concubines, children and grandchildren, and a lot of money, otherwise, the disciples will never come back."

After threatening the stone statue of the ancestor, Jia Laodao strode out, picked up the straw next to the cypress tree, pushed out a Flying Chicken brand women's motorcycle, and stepped up.

"Master.........."

Chen Bufan hurriedly chased out.

"I know what you're going to say, don't worry, I'm optimistic about the pig industry, I happen to have a friend who has been immersed in this industry for many years, she said that now raising pigs is more reliable than raising children, and when I get rich, I will take you over and give you a ton of meat."

Seeing Chen Bufan speak, Jia Laodao hurriedly interrupted.

Speaking of which, Chen Bufan fully understood.

He flipped through Lao Dao's mobile phone and knew that Lao Dao had a female netizen who could chat, she was a big pig farmer, and she was thinner than a monkey before she raised a pig, and since she raised a pig, the pig couldn't compare with her, and she also had an appropriate screen name, called Zhu Bajie, a typical female version of Marshal Tianpeng.

It seems that Lao Dao is also crazy, hungry and not tired.

But Chen Bufan didn't care about that.

"You .........."

As soon as he spoke, Jia Laodao answered again.

"Don't go to the cemetery in the future, that place is very evil, so you can rest assured that you can guard the Taoist temple and earn your wife's capital."

"No ........"

"Don't send it, I'll be back."

Jia Laodao pretended to be reluctant as much as possible, started the motorcycle, and went to the lane of the back mountain with a bang.

If you don't give me some of your property, what will I eat in the future!

It wasn't until the old road went away that Chen Bufan reluctantly withdrew his eyes from the package, this old way, he didn't leave a figure for himself before leaving.

Looking at the thin back that was fading away, Chen Bufan sighed.

I didn't expect that the master was also a windy man.

That's it.

It's false to say that he is not sad, after all, he has been in prison for ten years, and he has no old way, and he doesn't know where he will wander.

But compared to this, Chen Bufan took out his mobile phone and remembered the truth. Sad thing.

Leaving the Taoist temple, Jia Laodao also had a little unrelenting feelings, but when he thought of finally meeting his beloved Sister Zhu, his mood suddenly became happy.

Thinking of his wife and children's hot kang head, and the life of eating pork until his mouth is oily, Jia Laodao feels that he has walked on the road to the peak of life.

In this situation, I really want to sing a song to express my heart.

Next to the Fountain of Youth, a group of construction workers in overalls were digging ditches, and from a distance, they caught a glimpse of a Taoist priest with his hair in a bun, a long beard, a Taoist robe flying and riding a small electric donkey, and hurriedly waved his hand desperately.

"Hey!"

Jia Laodao thought that they were greeting him, so he immediately waved his hand and responded eagerly.

Sure enough, once a person is happy, he can sow the seeds of happiness wherever he goes.

Little Zhu Zhu, your brother Bao is here..........

"Ditch ditch ditch."

Seeing that the little electric donkey was riding faster, the construction staff was in a hurry, so they had to remind loudly.

It's really a group of enthusiastic people, knowing that Bendao wants to sing a song, so they give it a big high-pitched note, which must be connected.

"Oh Le, oh Le, oh Le........."

Jia Laodao unwrapped the package, raised one hand above his head, and waved happily to the rhythm of the music, feeling like he had returned to the green age of twenty years ago.

Boom~

Click~

The next moment, Jia Laodao stepped on the air twice, his eyes were dark, and he had a big move, and he fell into the ditch, and his beloved little electric donkey smashed on his body, his eyes rolled and he almost burped.

the groove, who ™ dug the ditch, and dug so deep...........

The construction workers covered their eyes with their hands and expressed deep condolences.

"Master..........."

Faintly, Chen Bufan's call came, Jia Laodao's heart warmed, and he finally got some comfort, bad luck is bad luck, at least there is a disciple who thinks about himself.

"Can't you just pay the phone bill and leave............"

The next roar made Jia Laodao physically and mentally traumatized, and he could no longer bear the stimulation, his neck was crooked, and he passed out.