Volume 1 Chapter 3: If you don't make a hit, it's just a hit
"Old Mo, hand in the papers!"
"What, Tang Long is done?"
Su Guoguo raised her head in surprise.
Xu Xu, who was fighting to the death with the last question, also raised his head, he has always been the first classmate to submit the exam papers in the first class, but he didn't expect to be preempted by Tang Long this time, he was humiliated, and he hurriedly beat the chicken blood, and then wrote wildly.
Mo Jiahua looked at Tang Long and asked in astonishment, "...... you Done? ”
"Uh-huh!"
Tang Long glanced at Su Guoguo, she pretended not to see his mocking look, and continued to work on the topic with her head bored.
At this time, Xu Xu finally finished the roll, he slapped the table and got up, and rushed to the podium with the roll. He glanced at Tang Long's scroll with disdain and asked, "Yo, Brother Long is very fast today, how many points can he take the test?" ”
"Be low-key!"
Tang Long waved his hand: "If you don't play well in this volume, you can get more than 110 points!" ”
"Haha...... Yes! ”
Xu Xu couldn't help laughing, he felt that this score was simply a fantasy for a scumbag who had been swaying around forty or fifty points: "If you can score 100 points, Lao Tzu will eat Teacher Mo's lesson plan!" ”
"Xu Xu, don't look down on people, Lao Tzu is the one who has obtained the true inheritance of the God of Gambling!" Tang Long glanced at Xu Xu with disdain, and then said confidently to Mo Jiahua: "Teacher, mark the papers!" ”
"Yo, so confident?"
Mo Jiahua picked up the red pen, spread the papers of the two of them on the podium, and began a burst of correction: "The teacher is looking forward to Xu Xu, eat this lesson plan!" ”
Under the podium, the people who didn't know the truth and ate melons all started talking......
"Teacher, let's approve Xu Xu's papers first!"
Mo Jiahua took the standard answer and criticized Xu Xu's paper in an uproar.
Tick, tick, tick, tick......
Mo Jiahua's face showed a look of satisfaction, and he muttered while correcting.
"Look at it, it's all a tick!"
"Xu Xu's fast and accurate volume is like getting my true biography!"
Then, there was a slap in the face.
When Mo Jiahua approved the last two fill-in-the-blank questions, he frowned instantly, and sighed: "Fill-in-the-blank questions...... It's two wrong, Xu Xu, if you're not careful, the open interval will be written as a closed interval, and it's not five points in vain! ”
"Hmm...... Choose, the first one is wrong, Xu Xu, where do you have a brain, you always make low-level mistakes! ”
"Big questions 17 and 18 are all right!"
Lao Mo quickly ticked the box, and he reached the last two questions at once......
"Xu Xu, come over to Lao Tzu!" Mo Jiahua held Xu Xu's ears and criticized: "The first two questions are correct, and the last question will be copied wrongly, why are you in such a hurry to hand it in!" ”
"If people don't hand it over, will they keep it for the New Year to wipe their butts?"
Zhu Wenzhe's words made everyone laugh.
Thinking of Xu Xu, who was in the limelight, his face instantly turned pale.
"Give me all peace!" Mo Jiahua slapped the table and roared loudly: "No matter what Xu Xu says, although he made a mistake this time, he has one hundred and twenty-seven points!" ”
"Look at you again, how many of them scored more than 110 points in the bottom exam, and the year-end bonus of the bad teacher is hanging again!"
Everyone kept their mouths shut.
At this time, Zhang Wenze in the last row woke up: "Teacher, it's too easy for you to get the bonus, come to the midterm exam and report an answer in the examination room, and the year-end bonus will be stable!" ”
"Get out, as a people's teacher, how can you do such a thing!"
"Yes, give it a go, and the bicycle will become a motorcycle!" Zhu Wenzhe was also active immediately.
"Get out, I've bought a car, and I still need a fart motorcycle!" When Mo Jiahua heard their words, he was angry and funny: "Besides, such a noble profession as a people's teacher can't be tarnished like this!" ”
"Yo, don't buy a car, it's a Rolls-Royce or a Ferrari!" Zhu Wenzhe immediately came to the spirit: "Take me for a ride one day!" ”
"Damn, you little bunnies are really wow, the teacher still has to mark the papers!"
Ravaging Lao Mo, it's really fun, cool!
Under the podium, Zhu Wenzhe and Zhang Wenze couldn't help but smile at each other.
"Teacher, let's see how many points Tang Long can score, I'm still waiting to eat your lesson plan!" Xu Xu on the side couldn't wait.
On the podium, Mo Jiahua grabbed Tang Long's roll and opened the paper!
"Yo, fill in the blanks 1 to 6 right!"
"Fill in the blanks 7 to 10 are right, the last 11, 12 doesn't matter, Tang Long, your progress is really fucking fast, the basic points are firm!"
"The choice is right, it's better than Xu Xu!"
"Big question 17, 18, the steps are not bad, beautiful!"
"19 difficult questions, it's good to do a good question!"
Tang Long glanced at Xu Xu proudly, cold sweat had already broken out on the face of the university bully, and the students were also very surprised by Tang Long's rapid progress, and they gathered around the podium.
"The last two big questions...... Not...... Pairs of two! ”
Xu Xu couldn't help but feel that the world was spinning: "This can't be ......"
Mo Jiahua raised Tang Long's scroll and shouted incredulously: "Classmate Tang Long, one hundred and nineteen points!" ”
"How is it, Xu Xu, is this lesson plan braised or steamed?" Tang Long looked at Xu Xu with a wicked smile.
"University bully, Lao Tzu will help you put this lesson plan in the oil pan and fry it until golden brown!" Zhu Wenzhe sniffed, looking intoxicated: "The children next door are crying!" ”
"Please let me go!" Mo Jiahua said helplessly: "Since paying off the car loan, the teacher can't even make up enough money to buy new lesson plans!" ”
"It's impossible to ......" A scumbag is only eight points away from himself, Xu Xu feels like he is about to cry: "Teacher, he must be cheating!" ”
"Xu Xu, don't slander a good student!" Tang Long said righteously: "It's like you, you want to do dirty things every day!" ”
"Cheating is unlikely!" Mo Jiahua touched his chin and muttered: "This paper is a question revised by the teacher himself, and the answer is impossible to find!"
And next to Tang Long, there are no classmates who can get 119 points! ”
"University bully, let's Brother Long, if you don't make a sound, it's already a blockbuster!" Zhang Wenze said to Xu Xu, who was already stunned: "How like you, you can only pretend to beep every day!" ”
"Eh, I said Tang Long!" Mo Jiahua pushed his glasses, puzzled: "You have reached that level in the exam, why are you so powerful now?" ”
"Save your strength, the big test will explode!" Tang Long said faintly.
"Yo he, then the teacher's bonus depends on you!" Mo Jiahua patted Tang Long on the shoulder, revealing a lewd smile exclusive to middle-aged men: "The teacher still wants to add some bonuses, if you don't take the exam, Lao Tzu will throw you down from the fifth floor!" ”
"No problem, Old Mo!" Tang Long smiled evilly and said, "This monthly exam, you can fulfill your wish!" ”
"Okay, then the teacher is waiting for your good news!"
Tang Long took the roll and ran back to his seat with a jump, leaving Xu Xu standing alone by the podium, his face red and white for a while.
At this time, a row of big black characters suddenly appeared in front of his eyes!